I used dried ghost peppers to make a garlic chili oil.
The pain I endured was nothing compared to the overall enhancement of the food I use it in.
The pain I endured was nothing compared to the overall enhancement of the food I use it in.
If you think a vindaloo is hot, you should try a phall. That dish is insanely hot. I ordered one once from a local Indian restaurant.I once tried to prove my masculinity to my friends when ordering vindaloo at an Indian restaurant. When they asked me for a heat level on a scale from 1-5, I asked for a 6. They fucking delivered on that front. It actually was pretty comical, I was munching away at it trying to hide my increasing discomfort at how insanely hot the food was, my friends told me my face turned bright red after a couple of bites and I was sweating pretty heavily, but my masculinity decreed I plow through that dish. My stomach hated me for that.
Literally the worst choice I have ever made was when I told the little old lady who runs the thai place to "make it thai spicy". The next day I honestly thought that I would need to get an asshole transplant. It felt like I was being sodomized by a flaming cactus covered in bullet ants.Authentic thai food. those people are insane, my anus did burn like hell for a week.
"Thai spicy" is pretty fucking bad. I grew up on Indian food so I fancied myself to be pretty hard, but some years back there was a Thai place near me that did "Thai spicy" curries. Every time I ate one, I'd go through at least a pitcher and a half of water.Literally the worst choice I have ever made was when I told the little old lady who runs the thai place to "make it thai spicy". The next day I honestly thought that I would need to get an asshole transplant. It felt like I was being sodomized by a flaming cactus covered in bullet ants.
It was worth it though, that food was fucking amazing.
I've always heard that Thai food is hellaciously spicy even without any boasting or demands, but most Thai chefs take hearing 'Make it thai spicy' as a shorthand for asking to be utterly fucked up without remorse. I've heard too many 'better' phrases to be sure but sometimes you just want delicious molten pain."Thai spicy" is pretty fucking bad. I grew up on Indian food so I fancied myself to be pretty hard, but some years back there was a Thai place near me that did "Thai spicy" curries. Every time I ate one, I'd go through at least a pitcher and a half of water.
Probably not the hottest thing I ever ate, but it's the hottest thing I don't regret eating for sure.
Yeah, Thai curry is the spiciest nothing I've ever had.Authentic thai food. those people are insane, my anus did burn like hell for a week.