Spilling the tea 12/26/18 -

[JambledUpWords]

Riveting content:

• Opens vlog by forgetting that Christmas was yesterday
  • Some people suspect this is a lie and that this video was not filmed today.
• Says that she spent time with Becky’s family decorating cookies with her nephews (no footage of this probably because they didn’t want to end up in an Amberlynn video)
• Writes in the community tab about questions people want answers for
• Talks about her favorite books as the first question
• Says that if she could have dinner with anyone famous, it would be with Miley Cyrus. Al finds Miley really attractive
• Gets a question about the orange chicken saga where her and Becky camp outside the mall. The real reason they did this (according to Amber) is that they needed to do some last minute Christmas shopping
  • She didn’t even like the orange chicken this time
• Gets a question about the scale. Someone says that the readings may not be as accurate because she can’t put her feet together
• She says that she finds Becky beautiful, and that she doesn’t try to do unflattering close ups or angles of her
• Wants to get WLS. Didn’t see it as a possibility at 360 pounds, but sees it now at nearly 600 pounds
• Someone asks about the pants she got from Torrid recently. Al hasn’t tried them on because she’s scared they won’t fit
• She does not want 10 million subscribers. Says that would be too much pressure
• One of her favorite sayings is “what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger”. She says that had she not had the abuse at a young age, she probably wouldn’t be able to handle having a YouTube channel. Claims that she’s overcome a lot of obstacles in life

 

[BoingBoingBoi]

just some highlights:

she's considering weight loss surgery. interesting.

goal by the end of 2019 is to get below 500lbs.

weight hasn't affected her relationship with becky.

she and becky didnt break up.

the face she makes when she throws her phone lol.

also, fat

 

[Dr.Research]

I saw the title and assumed that no tea would be spilled.

 

[Ellana]

And today, no tea was spilt.
Save your time and read the highlights.

How far into the 500's is she that she needs to take an entire year to get to 499lb?

 

[Empress of Lucite]

"I didn't even LIKE the orange chicken this time!"

Okay, but you still ate it you fat mess!

 

[MasterDisaster]

Okay so she's what, 550ish?
She's at that fatness where just cutting her meals in half, both in number and in size, would yield inpressive results.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Okay so she's what, 550ish?
She's at that fatness where just cutting her meals in half, both in number and in size, would yield inpressive results.

600+ is way more accurate.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I saw the title and assumed that no tea would be spilled.

You’re right. She should have titled the video “damage control”.

 

[NQ 952]

I find it suspicious that she's mentioned that her and Becky have not broken up a couple of times now, meanwhile I don't see anyone speculating that they've broken up.

 

[easyaf]

Close up of her pursing her lips and a voiceover to admit she went into a live stream to prove she knows how to edit.

 

[Pikapool]

"I have the means to eat out"and I have the means to do meth doesn't mean I should baby baluga

 

[Make Believe]

Even though I don't want her to lose weight, I have to admit that weight loss surgery would be a very interesting saga.

 

[497]

Telling Becky she wants to get to 600lbs to get on my 600 pound life was no joke. It would be funny though if once she reaches 600 pounds Dr.Now decides to retire.

 

[pinkbutterfly]

Oooh, they drove for orange chicken at 6AM, not the middle of the night. (Although they'd been out since earlier than that, because of the ER visit, right?)

So that was fine. Totally normal, guys!

 

[Pikapool]

She talks about not letting the "hate" get to her yet she always bitched and moans about "haydurs"and not letting the positives define her either yet always looks at ONLY the ass kissing positive ones yeah my bullshit sense is tingling

 

[Prince Lotor]

Why is she lying and saying it's the 26th when she's filming this? She posted that shit on her community wall like 3 days ago on the 23rd, why does she lahh about literally everything? And apparently Becky is quite busy all the time, that's why she isn't available to film the scale for a weigh-in or drive Hamber to a doctors appointment that was scheduled days in advance. Hamber definitely isn't avoiding the scale, it's all Becky's fault for having such a busy hectic life

ETA: She can't even fucking keep her lahhs straight. She's forgotten she's pretending it's the 26th and is answering a question about wether or not she will film opening presents on Christmas Day, she says she doesn't know what she's going to do.

ETA2: She says the video she filmed calling Becky an enabler, while Becky & the fags were at the pizza restaurant, "NEVER HAPPENED!"

 

[fat]

She's crazy if she thinks she is eligible for weight loss surgery at 550+ elbees. Doctors won't do it, operating on a patient her size is incredibly unsafe. She would need to lose a significant amount of weight on her own to qualify.

 

[JambledUpWords]

She's crazy if she thinks she is eligible for weight loss surgery at 550+ elbees. Doctors won't do it, operating on a patient her size is incredibly unsafe. She would need to lose a significant amount of weight on her own to qualify.

She just wants to have instant weight loss with none of the work or self control to get there

 

[DubbleBubble]

You know she's not 100% wrong when she says 'who knows maybe the average person does go out to eat every day!'

Look I'm sure many people can relate to a time in their life when things were hectic, you get off work everyday and you're tired so you just grab some burger king or whatever for dinner every night. But generally that means you DID something all day to burn some of those greasy calories.

Her thinking must be that as long as someone, somewhere does something it's good enough for her. With all the logic of a 10 year old. Just like how she seems to now think weight loss surgery is some magical get-thin-quick spell that she can just have done whenever she eats herself immobile.

 

[Kataomoi00]

It’s amazing that she views weight loss surgery as an easy way out. Like, she can just get surgery, lose the weight and continue with her bad eating habits like there will be no repercussions. Then again, she’s not that bright.