Spouse material? -

[Marco Fucko]

So I got to thinking the other day after a discussion with a friend: what qualities make for a good long term partner or spouse? I don't really see myself getting married or anything but a friend of mine is basically in the market and she started trying to talk to me about qualities she likes in men. Naturally, things like having a steady job and in general being an emotionally balanced person came up, as well as spontaneity in romance.

If you ask me that's a solid baseline but there's other things to take into account.

I'll throw in with two qualities: loyalty and dedication. I think if you get party vanned and your partner doesn't rat you out, you should probably put a ring on it. I remember El Chapo's wife didn't say shit when she was being interviewed, so good job Mrs. Chapo. Also, if both of you are willing to kill for each other then that's another good quality to have.

So I guess I'm asking what you people think is marriage material.

 

[The Fool]

she can't be a woman, I hate women.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

As long as their cooking doesn't kill you, I suppose.

 

[TFT-A9]

Machine washable, hypoallergenic poly-stuffed and stain resistant are three very important qualities in a spouse

no but seriously if they can cook well they're already off to a good start

 

[Otis Boi]

I'm simple i just wanna marry a someone who i don't want to immediately strangle when they open up their mouth to say anything. That and can hold an interesting conversation. Cooking isn't a big deal to me because I love to cook and i find a lot of satisfaction in doing so.

 

[TFT-A9]

I'm simple i just wanna marry a someone who i don't want to immediately strangle when they open up their mouth to say anything. That and can hold an interesting conversation. Cooking isn't a big deal to me because I love to cook and i find a lot of satisfaction in doing so.

Having two good cooks is great though. Also being able to cook well demonstrates a lot of positive attributes - patience, the right balance of creativity and appreciation for "the correct way" to do things, and pride in one's creations.

 

[MrTroll]

A woman's body but the ability to take a punch to the face like a man.

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

Marry your best friend that you enjoy fucking.

 

[Consider Lizards]

Trust, and a sense of humour are important, too. And easy to hang out with. It's good if you can do mundane shit like grocery shopping and turn it to fun.

 

[Silver Chariot]

hah, who needs a boyfriend free girl?

 

[The Empirical Bogey]

Genitals are pretty important

 

[Rice Is Ready]

Hardbody. If a woman's fit she has her shit together and will age better.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

Someone in a wheelchair so you can enjoy the benefits that come with disabilities like parking and front of line privledge and still be abele to walk.

 

[Dysnomia]

No drug use. Especially IV drug use. I swear to God I will rip your veins out and strangle you with them as you die from having your veins ripped out. That is the one thing I will absolutely not put up with.

I mainly want security. After all I have been through it is my main concern.

 

[Wraith]

It's two things distilled down. For a woman it's physical beauty for you, and character. Any complaint about personality, past sexual history, anything like that falls into character. And if you can't get off on her, well that's going to be a problem. You shouldn't need Viagra to have a normal marital relationship with her. Beauty (your taste) and character. What else is there?

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

must have money to buy more jewelry

 

[Idiotron]

Hardbody. If a woman's fit she has her shit together and will age better.

Definitely.
In this day and age when everyone is either a walking skeleton or a landwhale, fit girls are a valuable commodity.
This girl, for example, is 46:

FORTY FUCKING SIX!!!
It's hard to find a 20 year old who looks this good.
Now that's spouse material.

Other than that:
- don't be dumb
- be reasonable
- be willing to learn new things and change your mind

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Definitely.
In this day and age when everyone is either a walking skeleton or a landwhale, fit girls are a valuable commodity.
This girl, for example, is 46:

FORTY FUCKING SIX!!!
It's hard to find a 20 year old who looks this good.
Now that's spouse material.

Other than that:
- don't be dumb
- be reasonable
- be willing to learn new things and change your mind

Bet she has a clit the size of Chris-Chan's.

 

[Idiotron]

Bet she has a clit the size of Chris-Chan's.

Why? Because she has developed muscles?
Women can lift heavy things too.

 

[The Fool]

Why? Because she has developed muscles?
Women can lift heavy things too.

She will not have sex with you