Squirrrelygirly and her vegan dog Dan -

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Shokew

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Troll or not people like her exist, unfortunately. Story time:

I had an acquintance who decided at some point to become vegan (due to the hip reasons) and in a matter of weeks she became the obnoxius vegan who tells everyone how much better they are. All this while wearing lots of leather because fuck logic. She has a big dog, the kind that wouldn't hurt a fly, and she decided to make him vegan too. Her reasoning was that dogs have an instinct to eat meat and with a vegan diet that instinct will be suppresed and everything will be fine.

Fast forward a couple of months, the dog is miserable and the neighbour's fluffy cat jumps the fence and enters the yard. The cat was eaten in a couple of minutes.

(As a cat fan, especially!!) You need to really kick this person's ass, honestly..... If only to awaken them to reality just that little bit.
 

ShittyRecolor

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I could be wrong (I'm not a dog expert) but I don't see signs of starvation in that photo. If that dog was failing to receive vital nutrition, wouldn't it be showing ribs or something? I'm of the opinion it's a troll mocking otherkins and SJWs and just used a picture of their real-life dog. And because they're getting a cat they're including that too.

That dog doesn't look too skinny for his breed (it's called a sighthound in English, I believe), so either her mom has the brains to feed the poor bugger someproper food when Squirrel Girl isn't looking or, what I really hope, this is truly a ruise cruise.
 

ShittyRecolor

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Troll or not people like her exist, unfortunately. Story time:

I had an acquintance who decided at some point to become vegan (due to the hip reasons) and in a matter of weeks she became the obnoxius vegan who tells everyone how much better they are. All this while wearing lots of leather because fuck logic. She has a big dog, the kind that wouldn't hurt a fly, and she decided to make him vegan too. Her reasoning was that dogs have an instinct to eat meat and with a vegan diet that instinct will be suppresed and everything will be fine.

Fast forward a couple of months, the dog is miserable and the neighbour's fluffy cat jumps the fence and enters the yard. The cat was eaten in a couple of minutes.

God there are so many imbeciles like that. A few months ago I had to deal with this priest. He wouldn't let me capture the stray cats from around his church to have them sterilized and later adopted bacause God says amputation is bad (good luck finding that in the Bible), but drowning the newborn kittens is a-ok! And this is but the tip of the iceberg...
 

Shokew

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God there are so many imbeciles like that. A few months ago I had to deal with this priest. He wouldn't let me capture the stray cats from around his church to have them sterilized and later adopted bacause God says amputation is bad (good luck finding that in the Bible), but drowning the newborn kittens is a-ok! And this is but the tip of the iceberg...

That priest - is a disgrace to his religion and should burn in Hell for his failure to acknowledge the #1 rule about life... Provided that thing is not a threat to another, that is...
 

The Knife's Husbando

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Troll or not people like her exist, unfortunately. Story time:

I had an acquintance who decided at some point to become vegan (due to the hip reasons) and in a matter of weeks she became the obnoxius vegan who tells everyone how much better they are. All this while wearing lots of leather because fuck logic. She has a big dog, the kind that wouldn't hurt a fly, and she decided to make him vegan too. Her reasoning was that dogs have an instinct to eat meat and with a vegan diet that instinct will be suppresed and everything will be fine.

Fast forward a couple of months, the dog is miserable and the neighbour's fluffy cat jumps the fence and enters the yard. The cat was eaten in a couple of minutes.


As a devoted omnivore and a butcher by trade, I've had move verbal CQC with vegans than I care to remember. They're no level of stupidity or hypocrisy they can sink to that surprises me anymore.
 

mst3kluv

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All these batshit vegans make me look bad. Our dogs are also vegan -blame my dad, he's more a of strict vegan than I am. I just go vegetarian on social outings.-but they aren't being poisoned by eating grapes. What the hell! I hope this person is a troll. :O:heart-empty:

As a devoted omnivore and a butcher by trade, I've had move verbal CQC with vegans than I care to remember. They're no level of stupidity or hypocrisy they can sink to that surprises me anymore.

Lol, can you post some stories? I kinda want to see these people throw tantrums about meat. :lol: Also, your job sounds really cool.
 

c-no

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She could just buy a balanced vegan dog food mix if she's really bothered about him eating meat. Dogs don't need to eat meat the way carnivores do but the food has to be balanced.

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Obviously the best idea is to stop being a moron and feed her dog normal dog food. But if she wont then there are infinitely better ways of taking care of her pet than feeding him grapes and then slapping his face when he gets ill.
Assuming this is real (the lol-cow I mean, not the vegan dog food), she probably won't feed the dog with that since she could think it's processed food.
 

The Knife's Husbando

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Assuming this is real (the lol-cow I mean, not the vegan dog food), she probably won't feed the dog with that since she could think it's processed food.

(laughs) I'll post up a few this evening. I've had some run-ins.

Long story short, Personally I have no problem with people be Vegans. What I do have a problem with is evangelistic Vegans, and Vegans who harm their kids or pets with their choices. You come to my house, and I'll do my best to feed you, regardless of your dietary needs/preferences. You start telling me what or what not to put on my table, and we're having problems.

Also, with the whole "Processed food is bad" argument, no one I've ever asked has given me a satisfactory answer when I ask "What if you process it yourself?"
 

Danger

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I don't have enough faith in humanity to believe this is a troll. Good news is she lives with her parents who probably feed the dog real food when their bats shit daughter is off frolicking with squirrels.
 

Kitty Witless

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squirrellygirly said:
1. i only eat nuts because i have a spiritual obligation to my astral self. when i don’t eat nuts, i feel fatigued and disoriented and just really out of touch with my true self. it’s hazy and uncomfortable. so no, it’s not really a choice. my body needs nuts to survive.
From seeing squirrels in parks it looks like they'll eat pretty much anything that stays still long enough but reading her rants was worth it for the childish amusement I'm finding in the phrase "my body needs nuts to survive".
 

Jaimas

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You know what's ridiculous? She claims she wouldn't eat the breakfast her mom made because of eggs.

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Squirrels fucking love eggs. They raid bird nests to get the damned things. They also kill and eat baby birds. Squirrels are rodentia and thus are survivalists by trade. They're dedicated omnivores. Why the hell do you think squirrels are always trying to break into birdhouses? It isn't because they're looking for seed the birds left.

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Methinks she doesn't know that much about squirrels.
 

Overcast

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You know what's ridiculous? She claims she wouldn't eat the breakfast her mom made because of eggs.

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Squirrels fucking love eggs. They raid bird nests to get the damned things. They also kill and eat baby birds. Squirrels are rodentia and thus are survivalists by trade. They're dedicated omnivores. Why the hell do you think squirrels are always trying to break into birdhouses? It isn't because they're looking for seed the birds left.

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Methinks she doesn't know that much about squirrels.

Well. Looks like you learn something new every day.
 

ShittyRecolor

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You know what's ridiculous? She claims she wouldn't eat the breakfast her mom made because of eggs.

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Squirrels fucking love eggs. They raid bird nests to get the damned things. They also kill and eat baby birds. Squirrels are rodentia and thus are survivalists by trade. They're dedicated omnivores. Why the hell do you think squirrels are always trying to break into birdhouses? It isn't because they're looking for seed the birds left.

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Methinks she doesn't know that much about squirrels.

Wow. While I did know that squirrels, as most rodents can occasionally be carnivorous, somehow I've never made the connection that they'd eat eggs as well. I'm such a genius. Thanks for da update!
 
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