Artcow SSJ5G - Self-proclaimed "crossover scientist", creator of Ed, Edd, n Eddy Z

TheAmazingAxolotl

Meglio fascista che frocio.
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I don't know about you all, but when I was a kid, my two favourite shows to sperg about were Ed, Edd, n Eddy and Dragon Ball Z. The former of the two was so lovingly stupid I was often the only kid in my classes to have watched it because other parents had banned their kids from watching it; the latter was just mindnumbingly stupid and exhaustingly violent that it became a staple show to watch and kids would excitedly talk about it because the violence was often banned by their parents and they broke some rules to stay up past 8:30 to watch it. Then, as the Internet began to grow more and more popular in the early 2000s, you begin to discover some weird shit involving at least DBZ, and it's not just the porn or the furry porn involving the giant were-monkeys.

So, we've probably all seen Super Mario Bros. Z, which was Alvin Earthworm's autistic mix of Sonic, Mario, and Dragon Ball Z, but now let's dive into another, similar medium that I discovered whilst searching for pictures of Rolf from Ed, Edd, n Eddy with Super Saiyan hair.
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Ed, Edd, n Eddy Z is a series of flash movies that began on Newgrounds and migrated to Youtube when people realised that money could be better made on the latter by a man who goes by the Internet pseudonym "SSJ5Goku" or simply "SSJ5G". Little can be found about him as a person, yet he does have a Deviantart page (http://SSJ5G.deviantart.com). He seems to update his page semi-regularly with some journal activity that can be traced back to 2011; he began working on EEnEZ at some point in 2009.

More about the author: He's in his mid-twenties, is a weeaboo, is a brony, and has many Youtube alts. Here's a video of this college pu$$y $layer giving his opinion on DBZ:

This same youtube channel features his animations (which are surprisingly not the shittiest) and some let's plays; all the content varies from 11 months ago to 4 years ago.

Now, the actual series he's poured his life's work into has roughly 50 episodes right now, and there's supposedly more on the way. The story follows the Saiyan Corey as he awakens the Edboys as the saiyans they are and always have been (which when put that way sounds like the first episode of DBZ, except Raditz was just an asshole and Corey is an author-insert) and together they fight evil shit alongside what appear to be the anime versions of the Powerpuff Girls as well as several characters from the Sonic the Hedgehog universe. The only thing that could make this more entertaining is if Sonichu himself were part of the cast. It's also divided into several sagas:

Heritage saga - The Eds awaken as Saiyans with the help of several author-inserts and fight against Professor Utonium from the Powerpuff Girls.

Chaos saga - The "Saiyans" go searching for the chaos emeralds while Dr. Robotnik wreaks havoc in the background.

Revenge saga - Robotnik teams up with Utonium and some more shit involving Chaos emeralds I don't fucking know anymore

PPG saga - The Edboys totally get some pussy The "Saiyans" do battle against the powerpuff girls.
Inheritance saga - The current saga. There's a two-year timeskip and then the dragon balls get drawn in and the mess has yet to unfold.

Now, the biggest question is, if this shit has gone on since 2009 how long will it be until it finishes? I have to say, SSJ5G seems to have a bit more of a work ethic than Chris, because he's still pumping out episodes every so often and - as far as I can tell - hasn't discovered he's a female-soul lesbian adult autistic manchild. Anywhere, here's some sample videos and links to his pages:

EEnEZ Episode 1 -

Episode 50 -

Some words on Big Boss -

SS7G youtube account (last activity 1 month ago) - https://www.youtube.com/user/SSJ7G/featured

SSJRandomMaster youtube account (last activity 11 months ago) -https://www.youtube.com/user/SSJRandomMaster/featured

SSJ5G youtube account (nuked) - https://www.youtube.com/user/SSJ5G/about
Deviantart page

http://SSJ5G.deviantart.com

He also does spriting, which aren't the shittiest, but they do have that crappy "hurrdurr is 8-bit style cuz I like them classics" kind of look.

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Also, ponification -

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Not the worst artwork, but the basis for it is pretty strange. Looking back at his deviantart page, he's also got a fanfiction.net account, writes some fanfiction, but other than that it's not as impressive as the 50 episodes of EEnE crossover that warrant their own wiki:

http://eenez.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page

tl;dr - overweight possibly college-educated brony weeb makes sprite cartoons that got his youtube account nuked for copyright claims continues making sprite cartoons that will at some point get his youtube account(s) nuked again.

Enjoy.
 

Jewelsmakerguy

Domo Arigato
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And here I thought SMBZ was the most autistic/pointless crossover this side of Sonichu. Whelp, here we are now, and it frightens me.

The fact that this guy is putting in effort into a rip-off of series that's already unneeded astounds me. Which that's the scary part, in my opinion.
 

RJ MacReady

cheating bitch
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And here I thought SMBZ was the most autistic/pointless crossover this side of Sonichu. Whelp, here we are now, and it frightens me.

Alvin Earthworm brought that back with Patreon last fall, then Nintendo cut it down and now he's funding it by selling furry porn.

I should be surprised sprite animation is still a thing. It exists because amateur flashers had no budget and no art skills back in the glory days of Newgrounds, but sprite banks (plus ripped animations/sounds/VFX) were free and convenient. Thing is, many NG animators improved their craft and even went professional. Nearly all the popular animators on YT are NG vets I think.

Like, I'd think that with the incredible wealth of digital animation software, tutorials and assets that have become freely or cheaply available in the last decade, most people would have picked up a better medium (not ragging on pixel artists, mind you) or at least fucking learned to do better than whatever this is.

But autism never learns, I guess. :autism:
 

Bugaboo

I have to kill fast and bullets too slow
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Jesus he made 50 episodes of crazy crossover bullshit?
At least Mario and Sonic are actually known for fighting stuff so Super Mario Ball Z or whatever the fuck is a slightly less stupid concept (only slightly) but when have Ed Edd and Eddy done anything action-y?
What makes spergs want to turn shit like that into something gritty with over the top guys punching each other?
 

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