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Uranus Pink

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What these joyless pink haired weirdos forget is that girls don't want to be the frumpy looking bitch that screws everything up. We want to be the kick ass chick who looks good doing it. There's a huge difference between bimbo shit like Barbed Wire and a Sarah Connor or Leia Organa.
Comic Barbed Wire or at least the initial run would be in same group with Connor and Organa. Movie Barbed Wire is definitely bimbo shit.
 

The handsome tard

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Woah, woah. Slow down there. You liked Jupiter Ascending? Not even as a jab, but I'm genuinely curious, since I never really met anyone who had anything positive to say about the film. I actually rather liked it myself, but mostly for the worldbuilding, rather than the tween babby first sci-fi Twilight dwama.
I feel like the Wachowski brothers ("misgendering" intended) are good at setting up world building and even action but suck with characters and arcs for the most part. The Matrix feels like the first SW movie where they werent so arrogant and took advice and help from other members of the industry to craft a great movie. Its with the sequels they were given UNLIMITED PAHWAAAH (sorry) to do whatever they wanted and its clear they didnt intend for the matrix to have a sequel, or at least not to be continued the way they did. At least the action scenes were still top notch. Then Revolutions happened...

But my point is that they are good at creating worlds, just not good at creating characters and relationships. Jupiter Ascending could have worked REALLY well but the characters just felt so cliched and dull that it could have never worked.
 

wtfNeedSignUp

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What these joyless pink haired weirdos forget is that girls don't want to be the frumpy looking bitch that screws everything up. We want to be the kick ass chick who looks good doing it. There's a huge difference between bimbo shit like Barbed Wire and a Sarah Connor or Leia Organa.
The thing that pisses me off is the answer to "unreasonable expectation of beauty" is women shifting from looking above average to below average, while men shifting from above average to having insanely toned bodies.
 

Poe-Shen Zcela

Enjoy the cream boys. On hiatus for a bit
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Hey guys, just wanted to give you an update on Rian Johnson's trilogy.

He says he's still talking to Lucasfilm and is waiting on them to figure out what to do.

This is different from the last time he gave us this update, but nothing's changed.

It's still totally happening, so keep talking about him manbabies.
 

Jaimas

Pre-Crisis Cinnamon Roll Enthusiast
True & Honest Fan
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Disneystarwarsisdumb dug up kind of an interesting photo of John Boyega:



Speculation in the comments is that the photo is from pre-TFA promotion back in 2015 or thereabouts (and his haircut seems to support this), but the question is, are those his own books? An impressive (and impressively well-loved) collection if so.
He was #OurBoyega all along.
 

Emperor Julian

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I feel like the Wachowski brothers ("misgendering" intended) are good at setting up world building and even action but suck with characters and arcs for the most part. The Matrix feels like the first SW movie where they werent so arrogant and took advice and help from other members of the industry to craft a great movie. Its with the sequels they were given UNLIMITED PAHWAAAH (sorry) to do whatever they wanted and its clear they didnt intend for the matrix to have a sequel, or at least not to be continued the way they did. At least the action scenes were still top notch. Then Revolutions happened...

But my point is that they are good at creating worlds, just not good at creating characters and relationships. Jupiter Ascending could have worked REALLY well but the characters just felt so cliched and dull that it could have never worked.

To be fair the Wachowski's knew when to call it a day. Which means the Matrix will remain a franchise with an all time great movie and two passable ones. Also as I get older the matrix becomes more relavent rather than less.
 

The handsome tard

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To be fair the Wachowski's knew when to call it a day. Which means the Matrix will remain a franchise with an all time great movie and two passable ones. Also as I get older the matrix becomes more relavent rather than less.
The first one at least...the sequels are just going some neat action scenes and effects and thats it.
 

Vault Boy

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Hey guys, just wanted to give you an update on Rian Johnson's trilogy.

He says he's still talking to Lucasfilm and is waiting on them to figure out what to do.

This is different from the last time he gave us this update, but nothing's changed.

It's still totally happening, so keep talking about him manbabies.
Oh fuck, I just realized that Disney might take the shit flung at TROS as a sign that people want Rian back.

Assuming that they don't start with a clean slate, that trilogy might be looking more likely to happen...
 

Jub-Jub

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To be fair the Wachowski's knew when to call it a day. Which means the Matrix will remain a franchise with an all time great movie and two passable ones. Also as I get older the matrix becomes more relavent rather than less.
Hate to break it to you:
 

The handsome tard

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Oh fuck, I just realized that Disney might take the shit flung at TROS as a sign that people want Rian back.

Assuming that they don't start with a clean slate, that trilogy might be looking more likely to happen...
Didnt Rian officially confirm that his trilogy isnt happening?
 

Saxxon

Sperging on the internet is the future of society
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Disneystarwarsisdumb dug up kind of an interesting photo of John Boyega:



Speculation in the comments is that the photo is from pre-TFA promotion back in 2015 or thereabouts (and his haircut seems to support this), but the question is, are those his own books? An impressive (and impressively well-loved) collection if so.
TFW Boyega is probably a genuine fan of Star Wars and feels guilty for having a part on his destruction.
 

Matthew216

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The thing that pisses me off is the answer to "unreasonable expectation of beauty" is women shifting from looking above average to below average, while men shifting from above average to having insanely toned bodies.
I think you’ve just figured out what is really going on here. Good looking girls transform to below average looking, while men suddenly become much more toned and buff. They’re making fan-service beefcake aimed at unattractive women!
 
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StarkRavingMad

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If that was Boyega's book collection, then I feel SO bad for him now.

I remember when Boyega did press stuff for The Force Awakens. You could easily tell that he was super excited to be a part of it. Ever since The Last Jedi ... That excitement just hasn't been there.

Not that I can blame him. They ruined any potential his character had ... And he most definitely had the most potential out of all the new characters. Honestly, at the end of TFA, I was kind of sad that Rey ended up being the Jedi. When Finn picked up that lightsaber, with almost no hopes of defeating Kylo, I found myself rooting for him (more than I ever have for Rey). What makes a hero interesting is when they stand up against obstacles that appear to be bigger and stronger than them. Rey never had that going for her, at any point, in this trilogy.
 

Flexo

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TFW Boyega is probably a genuine fan of Star Wars and feels guilty for having a part on his destruction.
What if @GeneralFriendliness was boyega all along?
:thinking:

I think you’ve just figured out what is really going on here. Good looking girls transform to below average looking, while mean suddenly become much more toned and buff. They’re making fan-service beefcake aimed at unattractive women!
"Femnism isn't about being equal to men, but being equal to pretty women."
 

Elwood P. Dowd

Gone Daddy Gone
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I think I may just have stumbled across the mother lode. Yee Gawds. 9000 words in defense of Reylos. Oddly enough, most of the screencaps don't look like they're from Fandom Menace types, more like the SJWs accusing the Reylos of being racists. But whatever. Get cup of cofee or whatever and settle in. Enjoy! Even the Tweet that kicked it off was pretentious twaddle.


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When Systemic Hatred of Women Online Goes Unnoticed, What Does it Say About Us?

 
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