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RomanesEuntDomus

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It's been like 6 weeks, it took me forever to catch up with the thread and I had to skip on many (undoubtedly) great posts... but at long last I caught up... to find this:

Ben Solo Didnu nuffin #3 came out today the comic still sucks. His jedi friends want him dead over a misunderstanding, so Ben Solo/Kylo ren is now just a poor misunderstood baby.
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Ben's first kill is out of a dumb misunderstanding and self defense not actual hatred towards the Jedi. We don't want fans to find him abusive or anything.
Yes the Alien is first character to die. Also all the bad things that happen in this comic are not Ben's fault but the Fault of Luke, the Jedi, Palaptine/snoke and the Knights of Ren.
Terrific. We can't have a villain be a villain, he has to be a misunderstood poor soul, so wine moms can dream about making him a good boy again and then snuggle in his arms or some shit.

With this "misunderstanding" taken care off, he can finally be seen as the innocent victim of the others that never did anything wrong.

So all he has to be held responsible over now is brutally murdering a whole bunch of people with his own hands, ordering them murdered for no reason, supporting some organisation that ended up blowing up several planets and killed billions in the double digits with blowing up the planets in TFA alone. And then he murdered some more. Had more people killed. Had entire planets be subjugated by brutality. But always remember, he's a poor misunderstood good boy, if only a sexually frustrated wine mom could just caress his bare, wide chest, he would learn to love again and become good.

FFS Disney. If you pander to these morons, at least give us some Twilek-slease.
 

The handsome tard

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As a big Sonic fan (the very rare non sperg kind), this shit is great to see. Sonic doesnt have to be much more than just zanny adventures with our main character (it can be more given that SatAM show tho). Aw yes and they listened to criticism, to the point the one responsible for his new design was involved with Sonic Mania (people that know how to do it right), so they deserve all the money.
 

GeneralFriendliness

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It's still stuck at 86%.
I almost forgot about the Sonic movie I'm going to see it tomorrow, I want it to beat Tros hard.
Honestly the damn thing hasn't budged an inch yet no news outlets are talking about it. I thought RT was supposed to be owned by WB, not Disney.

Anyway, I promised myself I wouldn't cover Disney shit anymore, but since I had these leftover entries mocking IX and casino aliens, I might as well post them now and get them the fuck out of my computer.

First off another "alien" from IX... This pudgy freak is called Dudge...
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Wookieepedo refuses to gender him either because of their shitty policies or because he is actually female or third gendered.

The sith monkey's species is named Symeong and is pronounced Simian... I've already said it before but they're just a donut steal version of another primate race from pre-Disney except they had four arms.
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Reminder that his alchemy brought back Palpatine...

A scene from Marvel's Disney Wars comic...
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A traced Luke saying goodbye to a traced Nigel Farage inside a gopher hole circa 2 ABY 32 BSI (Before Starkiller Incident). Makes less sense even with context.

According to Pablo Hidalgo and the official novelizations for TLJ, Poe's main X-Wing Squadron is called "Reb Squadron" instead of Red Squadron... because they need to have it be a donut steal while also making little sense I guess.

These are Reeeeesarians. Essentially hairless wrinkly monkey people with red skin that merge mentally for marriage. Basically donut steals of similar hive minded species. They use gender-neutral pronouns...
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According to Hidalgo and the IX tie-in novels, these horned assholes are now super common across the galaxy and many joined up with the Resistance despite that we only see one in IX, although these horned fucks are in every Disney Wars movie and are essentially toyetic donut steal versions of the Iktotchi. One on the left is the Ovalwhatevers from Disney shit and the one on the right is the Iktotchi.
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According to Hidalgo, this blue-faced jerk is supposed to be the same species as the gross molting blue guy with fins from the Mandalorian despite looking nothing alike and having no fish traits.
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Which just makes me believe even more that Hidalgo is just making up this shit as he goes along.

This is a Moheekan or some shit from IX. An obvious donut steal version of the Talz but with a dog snout and only 2 eyes, but has their pacifism, culture, abilities and squeakyness, and is pretty much a chinese knockoff.
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This is a GeeIdontgiveafuck. Its a donut steal version of the Duros in every respect and lore but with human eyes.
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This one is weird because its a donut steal of a donut steal from TLJ who was himself a donut steal of a donut steal from Rogue One who was a donut steal of an Ugnaught.
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All three of these donut steal fuckers have different names and all their caricatures make them impossible to tell apart.

Then there's these creepy fuckers who are just humans with lemur eyes and weird sideburns. I think I've mentioned them before in more detail 200 pages back.
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This is just a bald human, but the interesting bit is that Hidalgo's entry states that she's part of the Lumini pirates...
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The Lumini pirates were minor villains from the Dark Forces II expansion pack starring Mara Jade.
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No doubt this is Hidalgo and Disney trying to trick Mara waifuists again into sticking with the brand since this is like the 4th or 5th time they've teased something about her only for it to turn out to be nothing. But suckers will continue falling for the bait I guess as is the case with Marvel's shitty Shadows of the Empire replacement making readers think Mara will be in it.

I think that about covers all the aliens in IX. I covered the rest before on pages past, but because of the IX traffic that shit is hard to pinpoint, but if you want to read it, just go to search, select my name and write "aliens" or "donut steals" and the past entries will likely show up. Only thing left is to finish posting the TLJ casino freaks.
 

BipolarPon

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Wookieepedo refuses to gender him either because of their shitty policies or because he is actually female or third gendered.
Are they poking fun at non-binary/trans people with this character.

No doubt this is Hidalgo and Disney trying to trick Mara waifuists again into sticking with the brand since this is like the 4th or 5th time they've teased something about her only for it to turn out to be nothing. But suckers will continue falling for the bait I guess as is the case with Marvel's shitty Shadows of the Empire replacement making readers think Mara will be in it.
Nu-Lucasfilm will bait old fans with references to eu stuff, but most of the stuff they add are minor things like ships, arm companies, crime syndicates and planet locations, meaning they know a lot of the old lore but will fuck almost everything up sometimes out of spite. Kinda like Filoni Wars.
 
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GeneralFriendliness

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Take this with a grain of salt but it does sound rather interesting if true. I wonder though, if Kennedy does get the boot for screwing Kenobi over, will they go ahead with their original plan and make it a DH Legacy adaptation? And if she does get the boot will her croanies go with her? Would be funny if the end result is someone leaking footage of Kennedy's "management" mostly being her sperging and acting like an out of touch boomer wine mom. Better still would be if Pena becomes the new head of Lucasfilm's story group. Obviously not gonna happen considering we've heard these stories before, but its nice to dream.
 
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The handsome tard

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"Well that was...anti-climatic..."
This whole trollogy in a nutshell.

Are they poking fun at non-binary/trans people with this character.


Nu-Lucasfilm will bait old fans with references to eu stuff, but most of the stuff they add are minor things like ships, arm companies, crime syndicates and planet locations, meaning they know a lot of the old lore but will fuck almost everything up sometimes out of spite. Kinda like Filoni Wars.
Its like dropping bait the suckers of the EU but not giving the whole thing. Like dropping a french fry to bait someone into thinking they are about to get the complete meal they used to get...but its all they are getting now.

Take this with a grain of salt but it does sound rather interesting if true. I wonder though, if Kennedy does get the boot for screwing Kenobi over, will they go ahead with their original plan and make it a DH Legacy adaptation? And if she does get the boot will her croanies go with her? Would be funny if the end result is someone leaking footage of Kennedy's "management" mostly being her sperging and acting like an out of touch boomer wine mom. Better still would be if Pena becomes the new head of Lucasfilm's story group.

Oh for fuck sake, how many times I gotta hear that Kennedy is leaving, getting early retirement and stuff like that before she actually fucking does? Because from all I've heard, she should have left YEARS ago already. The worst part is that suckers keep buying into it.
 

BipolarPon

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Take this with a grain of salt but it does sound rather interesting if true. I wonder though, if Kennedy does get the boot for screwing Kenobi over, will they go ahead with their original plan and make it a DH Legacy adaptation? And if she does get the boot will her croanies go with her? Would be funny if the end result is someone leaking footage of Kennedy's "management" mostly being her sperging and acting like an out of touch boomer wine mom. Better still would be if Pena becomes the new head of Lucasfilm's story group.
I'm taking this with a grain of salt, there were rumours about George Lucas returning for the Cassian Andor series that turned out to be complete bogus.
Its like dropping bait the suckers of the EU but not giving the whole thing. Like dropping a french fry to bait someone into thinking they are about to get the complete meal they used to get...but its all they are getting now.
More like you are given a few french fries, they taste good but then you are forced fed shit that migates the fries that baited you in the first place.
 

HandsomeDan

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Guess you were right...

Also, it seems Kenobi is sort of messy at the moment. Aside from the delays and rumors of internal drama, the show apparently had plans to be set 8 years after ROTS and would feature a major pre-Disney character as the main antagonist in the show, A'Sharad Hett aka Darth Krayt himself, a major sith villain from the Dark Horse legacy comics.
So I guess this means they intended the show to be an adaptation of the Legacy comics.
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However that's all been changed at the last minute which I can only assume is due to Kennedy's usual idiocy which appears to be why the show has been delayed for another year and why it won't start shooting until fucking next year. And it will probably turn out to be some sanitized and predictable crap about Kenobi getting whooped by a girl and constantly having to save Luke from being kidnapped by generic thugs.

The only things known about the "new direction" the show is going in are just rumors and vague "reports", which claim the show will also feature princess Leia as a kid and that it may retcon Rebels so as to use Darth Maul as the show's main villain instead. I guess this means another reboot is on the way or they really have no idea what they're doing.
This does not sound reassuring at all. Kenobi cannot be shown leaving the planet, this defeats his entire purpose of being there. If Maul is in it I will not watch it. There should be no Jedi in this other than Kenobi. I know it has just been done with the Mandelorian but the Kenobi show/film whatever it is should be another western. Throw in an Imperial fort fighting natives (sand people) raids on farmers, corrupt land owners, frontier lawlessness all with Kenobi being forced to weigh "getting involved" with keeping his identity and force abilities hidden.
 

The handsome tard

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This does not sound reassuring at all. Kenobi cannot be shown leaving the planet, this defeats his entire purpose of being there. If Maul is in it I will not watch it. There should be no Jedi in this other than Kenobi. I know it has just been done with the Mandelorian but the Kenobi show/film whatever it is should be another western. Throw in an Imperial fort fighting natives (sand people) raids on farmers, corrupt land owners, frontier lawlessness all with Kenobi being forced to weigh "getting involved" with keeping his identity and force abilities hidden.
So basically, Old Man Kenobi, except the claws are the force instead.
 

HandsomeDan

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Honestly the damn thing hasn't budged an inch yet no news outlets are talking about it. I thought RT was supposed to be owned by WB, not Disney.

Anyway, I promised myself I wouldn't cover Disney shit anymore, but since I had these leftover entries mocking IX and casino aliens, I might as well post them now and get them the fuck out of my computer.

First off another "alien" from IX... This pudgy freak is called Dudge...
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Wookieepedo refuses to gender him either because of their shitty policies or because he is actually female or third gendered.

The sith monkey's species is named Symeong and is pronounced Simian... I've already said it before but they're just a donut steal version of another primate race from pre-Disney except they had four arms.
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Reminder that his alchemy brought back Palpatine...

A scene from Marvel's Disney Wars comic...
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A traced Luke saying goodbye to a traced Nigel Farage inside a gopher hole circa 2 ABY 32 BSI (Before Starkiller Incident). Makes less sense even with context.

According to Pablo Hidalgo and the official novelizations for TLJ, Poe's main X-Wing Squadron is called "Reb Squadron" instead of Red Squadron... because they need to have it be a donut steal while also making little sense I guess.

These are Reeeeesarians. Essentially hairless wrinkly monkey people with red skin that merge mentally for marriage. Basically donut steals of similar hive minded species. They use gender-neutral pronouns...
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According to Hidalgo and the IX tie-in novels, these horned assholes are now super common across the galaxy and many joined up with the Resistance despite that we only see one in IX, although these horned fucks are in every Disney Wars movie and are essentially toyetic donut steal versions of the Iktotchi. One on the left is the Ovalwhatevers from Disney shit and the one on the right is the Iktotchi.
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According to Hidalgo, this blue-faced jerk is supposed to be the same species as the gross molting blue guy with fins from the Mandalorian despite looking nothing alike and having no fish traits.
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Which just makes me believe even more that Hidalgo is just making up this shit as he goes along.

This is a Moheekan or some shit from IX. An obvious donut steal version of the Talz but with a dog snout and only 2 eyes, but has their pacifism, culture, abilities and squeakyness, and is pretty much a chinese knockoff.
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This is a GeeIdontgiveafuck. Its a donut steal version of the Duros in every respect and lore but with human eyes.
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This one is weird because its a donut steal of a donut steal from TLJ who was himself a donut steal of a donut steal from Rogue One who was a donut steal of an Ugnaught.
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All three of these donut steal fuckers have different names and all their caricatures make them impossible to tell apart.

Then there's these creepy fuckers who are just humans with lemur eyes and weird sideburns. I think I've mentioned them before in more detail 200 pages back.
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This is just a bald human, but the interesting bit is that Hidalgo's entry states that she's part of the Lumini pirates...
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The Lumini pirates were minor villains from the Dark Forces II expansion pack starring Mara Jade.
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No doubt this is Hidalgo and Disney trying to trick Mara waifuists again into sticking with the brand since this is like the 4th or 5th time they've teased something about her only for it to turn out to be nothing. But suckers will continue falling for the bait I guess as is the case with Marvel's shitty Shadows of the Empire replacement making readers think Mara will be in it.

I think that about covers all the aliens in IX. I covered the rest before on pages past, but because of the IX traffic that shit is hard to pinpoint, but if you want to read it, just go to search, select my name and write "aliens" or "donut steals" and the past entries will likely show up. Only thing left is to finish posting the TLJ casino freaks.
"Reb Squadron", oh thats just offensive and racist. It almost triggers me as much as when they mentioned the word "Confederacy" in the PT...
So basically, Old Man Kenobi, except the claws are the force instead.
I'm thinking "Pale Rider" Kenobi, hell even have the daughter of a local Imperial Officer befriend him and sort of fall in love with him. How would he react to that? I think this would be much more interesting then another tired light saber fight with Maul.
 
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GeneralFriendliness

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I'm taking this with a grain of salt, there were rumours about George Lucas returning for the Cassian Andor series that turned out to be complete bogus.

More like you are given a few french fries, they taste good but then you are forced fed shit that migates the fries that baited you in the first place.
I'm not surprised they were fake. If George did come back I doubt it would be just to work on a Disney+ show about an obscure Disney OC that has nothing going for it. If George did come back, he would either do something from scratch, some prequel-focused shit or ask for Star Wars Detours to be aired.

This does not sound reassuring at all. Kenobi cannot be shown leaving the planet, this defeats his entire purpose of being there. If Maul is in it I will not watch it. There should be no Jedi in this other than Kenobi. I know it has just been done with the Mandelorian but the Kenobi show/film whatever it is should be another western. Throw in an Imperial fort fighting natives (sand people) raids on farmers, corrupt land owners, frontier lawlessness all with Kenobi being forced to weigh "getting involved" with keeping his identity and force abilities hidden.
Pretty much. With Krayt its a Tusken raider focused story pitting Kenobi against the most feared tusken overlord to ever live on Tatooine. With this new angle, it supposedly has Kenobi dealing with Maul's Crimson Dawn nonsense and even leaving the planet regularly which again just feels like a big wtf. But again this show may not even happen at all since shooting won't even begin until next year and there's already ongoing drama with this crap.

"Reb Squadron" , oh thats just offensive and racist.
Wait, reb is a racial slur?
 

HandsomeDan

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I'm not surprised they were fake. If George did come back I doubt it would be just to work on a Disney+ show about an obscure Disney OC that has nothing going for it. If George did come back, he would either do something from scratch, some prequel-focused shit or ask for Star Wars Detours to be aired.


Pretty much. With Krayt its a Tusken raider focused story pitting Kenobi against the most feared tusken overlord to ever live on Tatooine. With this new angle, it supposedly has Kenobi dealing with Maul's Crimson Dawn nonsense and even leaving the planet regularly which again just feels like a big wtf. But again this show may not even happen at all since shooting won't even begin until next year and there's already ongoing drama with this crap.


Wait, reb is a racial slur?
Hahaha, I am being extremely sarcastic here, "reb" as in rebels as in ...oh horrors, please no... Confederates! Probably one of the biggest racial slurs in clown world, maybe even a little bit more than "Nazi" at this point.
 

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Based on their attempt to shoehorn in Maul, it's a mix of memberberries to try and get prequel fans to come back (MEMBAH DIS CHARACTER I MEMBAH) and to recycle abandoned parts of the Solo movies' alleged sequels they planned out.

I suspect this is a Bob Chapek move to try to reuse everything they can, combined with some other idiot in charge who really likes Maul or something.
 
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