Why did they bring back Chrome Female Trooper? She was thrown into a trash compacter on a planet that literally turned into a fucking sun for some reason.
Well, that, and she is one of the "strong womyn" characters that was introduced in The Mary Sue Awakens.Because they're forcing her into the position of being this trilogy's Boba Fett. But the thing is, you can't just make Boba Fett. Boba Fett just happens.
I mean shit, the guy that shouted, "TRAITOR!!!" to Finn in the first movie is the closest thing we've got to a true Boba Fett type character. Mysterious, very few lines, pretty much a background character, did something badass, but the fans loved him anyway and want more.
I have a better idea, Disney need to sink the Finn x Poe ship in a subversion of the "I love you. I know" scene from The Empire Strikes Back.I kinda wish they'd make Luke and Rey an item instead. Seeing another salty Twitter meltdown á la Samurai Jack x Ashi would be glorious.
Uh, aren't they forgetting that Luke made out with his sister? Of course, the only Star Wars that Tumblr has seen is Disney's Star Wars, so it makes sense that they'd have missed that little detail.i did see some people on tumblr tarding about luke NEEDING to be gay and how IMPORTANT it would be if he's gay.
Uh, aren't they forgetting that Luke made out with his sister? Of course, the only Star Wars that Tumblr has seen is Disney's Star Wars, so it makes sense that they'd have missed that little detail.