Star Wars Griefing Thread (THE RISE OF SKYWALKER SPOILERS) - Safety off

[CowReserach Inc.]

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Finn confirmed for Black Han Solo?

 

[Big Nasty]

I'm betting on Luke Skywalker being revealed as Rey's father.

 

[Robot Holocaust]

Finn confirmed for Black Han Solo?

Will Tumblr sperg out if Finn gets frozen in carbonite?

 

[Overcast]

I'm betting on Luke Skywalker being revealed as Rey's father.

No. That's not true.

THAT's..... Probably going to happen yeah.

 

[The Nothingness]

A female character with purple hair? Sabine Wren wasn't enough pandering?

 

[CowReserach Inc.]

I'm betting on Luke Skywalker being revealed as Rey's father.

How is he supposed to be her father if he is also Yoda in this movie? Thats disgusting. Who would have sex with Yoda.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

Why did they bring back Chrome Female Trooper? She was thrown into a trash compacter on a planet that literally turned into a fucking sun for some reason.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Why did they bring back Chrome Female Trooper? She was thrown into a trash compacter on a planet that literally turned into a fucking sun for some reason.

Because they're forcing her into the position of being this trilogy's Boba Fett. But the thing is, you can't just make Boba Fett. Boba Fett just happens. I mean shit, the guy that shouted, "TRAITOR!!!" to Finn in the first movie is the closest thing we've got to a true Boba Fett type character. Mysterious, very few lines, pretty much a background character, did something badass, but the fans loved him anyway and want more.

 

[ASoulMan]

I for one, can't wait for TLJ to come out. I already plan on attending the premiere day as with TFA and Rogue One. I'm gonna be grabbing those tickets as soon as they drop!

But holy crap it's going to be hard to resist searching for major spoilers as we get closer to the film's release. They've been pretty tight on them this time around but with Star Wars being a huge franchise, it's bound to happen anyway.

 

[The Valeyard]

Because they're forcing her into the position of being this trilogy's Boba Fett. But the thing is, you can't just make Boba Fett. Boba Fett just happens.

Well, that, and she is one of the "strong womyn" characters that was introduced in The Mary Sue Awakens.

I mean shit, the guy that shouted, "TRAITOR!!!" to Finn in the first movie is the closest thing we've got to a true Boba Fett type character. Mysterious, very few lines, pretty much a background character, did something badass, but the fans loved him anyway and want more.

Spoiler: Autistic Trivia

According to Wookieepedia; his designation is is FN-2199, nicknamed "Nines" and belonged to the same unit as Finn.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

Spoiler: Autistic Trivia

According to Wookieepedia; his designation is is FN-2199, nicknamed "Nines" and belonged to the same unit as Finn.

Well shit son, there you have it: Finn = Black Han Solo and Nines = New Boba Fett.

 

[AnAspieWithAVengeance]

So, what do you say guys

Massive turd or surprisingly decent?

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

So, what do you say guys

Massive turd or surprisingly decent?

Better than The Force Awakens, but still bad/mediocre

 

[ShittyRecolor]

I'm betting on Luke Skywalker being revealed as Rey's father.

I kinda wish they'd make Luke and Rey an item instead. Seeing another salty Twitter meltdown á la Samurai Jack x Ashi would be glorious.

 

[The Valeyard]

I kinda wish they'd make Luke and Rey an item instead. Seeing another salty Twitter meltdown á la Samurai Jack x Ashi would be glorious.

I have a better idea, Disney need to sink the Finn x Poe ship in a subversion of the "I love you. I know" scene from The Empire Strikes Back.

 

[averagejane]

I kinda wish they'd make Luke and Rey an item instead. Seeing another salty Twitter meltdown á la Samurai Jack x Ashi would be glorious.

i did see some people on tumblr tarding about luke NEEDING to be gay and how IMPORTANT it would be if he's gay.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

i did see some people on tumblr tarding about luke NEEDING to be gay and how IMPORTANT it would be if he's gay.

"Luke, forget about using the force, instead take it in the ass! DO IT FOR DIVERSITY'S SAKE!!!"

 

[The Valeyard]

i did see some people on tumblr tarding about luke NEEDING to be gay and how IMPORTANT it would be if he's gay.

Uh, aren't they forgetting that Luke made out with his sister? Of course, the only Star Wars that Tumblr has seen is Disney's Star Wars, so it makes sense that they'd have missed that little detail.

 

[CowReserach Inc.]

Uh, aren't they forgetting that Luke made out with his sister? Of course, the only Star Wars that Tumblr has seen is Disney's Star Wars, so it makes sense that they'd have missed that little detail.

Well that just supports the Luke is Rey's Father and they are an item theory