Star Wars Griefing Thread (THE RISE OF SKYWALKER SPOILERS) - Safety off

Dr W

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I'm just going to dump more Based Klaud here for our use.. Who's with me on the Twitter/Tumblr/Reddit/Facebook/Instagram spreading of Based Klaud?

Edit: I think I've created a monster. It's not stopping.
 

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Manwithn0n0men

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My Power Rankings

#1] ESB
#2] A New Hope
#3] Return of the Jedi
#4] Rogue 1
#5]TPM
#6]The Force Awakens
#7] Clone Wars (the animated film)
#8] Revenge of the Sith
#9] Solo (a Star Wars Story)
#10] Caravan of Courage: An Ewok Adventure
#11] The Star Wars Holiday Special
#12]
Ewoks: The Battle for Endor
#13] Attack of the Clones
#14] The Last Jedi

I am predicting Episode IX comes in and replaces #9 or #10
 
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GeneralFriendliness

A.W. "Noa" Brimley
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Looking over things, /tv/ has absolutely zero hype for EP IX, so I think I'll focus on spamming Based Klaud on Reddit/Twitter now. Remember that woke people, battered mousewives, and the occasional curious normie will show up to this movie, so these are the people we target.

In this three point plan, I suggest our plan of attack, demonstrating our targets:
Wokes: Klaud is racist omg JJ is a white supremacist nazi confirmed!
Mousewives: Spoilers, spoilers everywhere!
Curious normie: Distract them by hyping Jumanji 2 over EP IX.

And our plans should focus on R/starwars, r/saltierthancrait, and r/starwars leaks on Reddit, and on Twitter, the feeds of Hamill, Ford, Boyega, Marie-Tran, The Mary Sue, Lucasfilm/Disney, JJ, RJ, etc. On Facebook, just dump and run.

I'm mass dumping all the memes and spoilers here for use in this. I understand that I am being a nuclear autist right now but I think autism will be our greatest weapon.
Magnificent. Also don't forget the Jumanji variant.
Jumanji 3.jpeg

I'm going into Reddit. Will cap their responses.
Wish me luck.

Also, @GeneralFriendliness there's some tentative possibility of confirmation of your ending leak.View attachment 965402
No doubt its the Golden Book or one of those upcoming junior novels which may hold the key to these freaking leaks. Question is who is willing to humiliate themselves by buying this book(s) and then posting its contents? Assuming it even has the content we seek. Because quite frankly we can no longer rely on Wookieepedia or Reddit for this shit since their communities are in decline in terms of interest in buying material for the sake of information.

XYZpdq said:
they hustled asses to MGM from all over the property without that for the past thirty years, that's not going to hurt getting people to Studios other than eroding confidence in the non-lethality of their rides
True but that's not exactly what I was implying. Traffic would be affected somewhat (at least in WDW) due to people questioning Disney's current safety standards. Especially since its been confirmed that there were people trapped in the Skyliners when they crashed, thankfully nobody was hurt. Regardless, Disneyland's GE seems to be doing better than usual for the Fall season thanks to Disney offering up a shit ton of new deals and because of the media takeover, however WDW's GE seems to be doing way worse.

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Things are looking interesting in terms of the Google.

Edit: I got banned for making two posts already. View attachment 965423
That's what you get for trusting reddit. The only places memes and spoilers like these would be welcomed from what I recall are on the television/movie subreddit and saltierthancrait.

So where do you guys think The rise of Skywalker is going to fit in the definitive starwars movie ranking?

1. Empire strikes back
2. A new hope
3. The last jedi
4. Revenge of the sith / Christmas special
5. Red tails
6. Return of the jedi
7. A phantom menace
8. Attack of the clones
9. Rogue 1
10. Solo
11. The force awakens
I know this is just a copypaste shitpost from /tv/ but I'll go along with it.

My personal SW movie ranking:
1: ESB
2: ANH
3: ROTJ
4: ROTS
5: Willow (believe it or not, because of info and comments from Lucas and other writers, there's been a long standing belief that Willow possibly takes place in the same universe as SW but its never been 100% officialized)
6: Battle for Endor
7: TPM
8: The Holiday Special (its only this high because of the animated segment and because of the actors being stoned out of their gourds)
9: Caravan of Courage
10: AotC
11: The Clone Wars

I won't dignify Disney shit by including it in the list, so I'll just rank it separately.
1: Solo
2: RO
3: TLJ
4: TFA
If IX turns out be as hilariously bad as the leaks imply, I'll probably put it above TFA and TLJ.
 

Zaryiu

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Here's volume 2.
Why is it that shitposting single people can make better work than an entire multi-billion dollar corporation?

The answer is that they truly desire to create.
On the channel of Fist of the Borf Star creator he uploaded remade versions of some of the episodes he went lazy on in volume 2, someone on Youtube named Beautiful Duwang maded a sequel based on JJBA part 4 (unfortunately right now it's stuck on flashbacks episodes focused on two OCs but eventually it'll pick up)
On topic, man Star Wars sucks these days
 

Dr W

Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
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On the channel of Fist of the Borf Star creator he uploaded remade versions of some of the episodes he went lazy on in volume 2, someone on Youtube named Beautiful Duwang maded a sequel based on JJBA part 4 (unfortunately right now it's stuck on flashbacks episodes focused on two OCs but eventually it'll pick up)
On topic, man Star Wars sucks these days
Danjinerooni might re-animate the entire ROTOK saga and I'm hype.
In other news I got banned from /tv/, and r/starwarscatina/ today so yeah I think I'll take it easy on the leaks for now.
 

GeneralFriendliness

A.W. "Noa" Brimley
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"Folks please love Disney Wars! We ASSURE YOU that Kevin Smith still loves our movies! You see? King Nerd approves and is crying and so should you!"
Do people still give an honest fuck over what Kevin Smith gets paid to cry over these days? The man is just a hollow shell of what he used to be, which really wasn't much back then either.

Also I feel like this is the 3rd or 4th time I've seen them upload this video on SW's crappy youtube channel.
 

Absolutego

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I swear to god, why can I only post once every 10 minutes on plebbit? It's massively interfering in the spoiler/meme dumping operations.
I haven't braved Twitter or Instagram yet, though.
If a user gets universally downvoted within a set time frame reddit assumes the account is spamming something universally offensive like gore or cp and rate-limits how many comments you can make. You probably should've expected that kind of response considering you're going to star wars subreddits posting spoilers for the next movie.
 

GeneralFriendliness

A.W. "Noa" Brimley
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Final trailer is now confirmed for coming out on the 24th for Monday Night Football.
This trailer will be either a huge nothing burger which will confirm the sorry state of this film what with all the reshoots and fears, or it will have something that gives us a clue or more details about the leaks.
 

Zaryiu

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So what's your guys' thoughts on the Clone Wars series? Both the Genndy 2003 one and the Filoni 2008 one.
Genndy Clone Wars was better in my opinion and was Part of a Multimedia project that strengthened the franchise, Filoni TCW was a mixed bag with some good parts but contradick The Clone Wars Multimedia project and thefore doesn't fit with the Real EU
 

GeneralFriendliness

A.W. "Noa" Brimley
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Something feels off. There were leaks and rumors coming out almost every other week for what feels like months now but there's suddenly a slow down in traffic since Babu Frik was revealed. Even Wookieepedia is updating less than usual outside of Resistance shit. Only new thing that's come out is Ajan Kloss and that's only because it was in the new Monopoly game.
 

Dr W

Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
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If a user gets universally downvoted within a set time frame reddit assumes the account is spamming something universally offensive like gore or cp and rate-limits how many comments you can make. You probably should've expected that kind of response considering you're going to star wars subreddits posting spoilers for the next movie.
I got downvoted once. Are any of you also dumping spoilers/memes and waiting for salt or is it just me?
 
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I got downvoted once. Are any of you also dumping spoilers/memes and waiting for salt or is it just me?
I'm not really active about it since all the places that care already seem to know about them while shills just call them fake or refuse to read them. The real drama from spoilers only starts during the month of the film's release, like when people were spoiling Han's death for TFA.
 
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Dr W

Vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
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I'm not really active about it since all the places that care already seem to know about them while shills just call them fake or refuse to read them. The real drama from spoilers only starts during the month of the film's release, like when people were spoiling Han's death for TFA.
I think things'll pick up come the 24th. Let's make more memes and comparisons and dig up more dirt, then hit them with the bomb everywhere come the trailer.
 

GeneralFriendliness

A.W. "Noa" Brimley
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I think things'll pick up come the 24th. Let's make more memes and comparisons and dig up more dirt, then hit them with the bomb everywhere come the trailer.
Probably. Anyway I did find some interesting news. Looks like Rian Johnson's trilogy is officially not even in production, and even Rian doesn't know if it will still happen. So much for all that Twitter boasting.
 

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