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Hey fellers!
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Going into a sex shop. But I thought people who used toys were "doing something wrong" in the bedroom?

More fucking stickers

"It's just nice to get away from your everyday, mundane life" You're doing the exact same things you do when you're home though

"So today's Pride. I look crazy, because you're supposed to look crazy." I'm sure actual gay people appreciate that.

"I've never worn this hat in public" (Becky talking about her Raging Lesbian hat) lol Does she not know she looks like a total butch lesbian? The hat doesn't clue anyone in to anything she doesn't already portray.
 

AlabamaWhitman

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Those fucking ARMS
 

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DuckSucker

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Wait how the fuck do you get a Starbucks "haul"? Arent you supposed to be LOSING weight?

As for getting permission, I dont think that's ever stopped her before and I dont think it would stop her now, I think she's being "sneaky" out of embarrassment if anything.

Edit: Oh I didnt see the comma at first.
 
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Empress of Lucite

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Fingers crossed the beanbag gets offered a brand deal from Cheesecake Factory, fast-tracking her demise! Can't wait for the sit down, pre-recorded video, "I'M DEAD Y'ALL - *NOT CLICKBAIT*" that comes out five weeks after they knock down the walls of the gay Big Brother house to get her body out with a crane. We'll already be up to speed thanks to Eric's vlogs, naturally.


...Fuck, who am I kidding. If anything Cheesecake Factory is probably looking into legal options with this 500lb disaster endorsing their food! :story:
 

easyaf

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0:05: 30 seconds of lemonade talk, Amber is overwhelmed. Ends up jsut ordering whatever Becky ordered.
0:35: Oh god the heavy breathing, I have genuine concerns
0:49: Boobs. Takes Becky's tea in a hilarious accident. After making barista explain all the lemonades she a) can't remember what it is, a b) appears to have gotten tea.
1:15: Ew, Eric uses ALs straw to taste it.
1:36: Talk about who won mini-golf, so there is the age of the vlog
2:15: Outside the sex store
2:45: Hard cut to Walmart clothing
3:10: Clothing is tight (shocking). Says she couldn't try it on there 'obviously'. Why?
3:18: 'With weight loss comes clothing fitting a little better'. Interesting fact, but I don't see that relating to you any time soon.
4:12: Hideous unicorn headband for Pride, followed by more stickers
4:58: The boys are going home a day earlier than AL and Becky.
5:15: It's so fun to get away from your mundane life. HOW WAS THAT WALMART HAUL AL?
5:57: Chin dab for the blurriness
6:23: That is closer to your nostrils than I ever need to be. Also, she is looking particularly rough here despite the attempt to camouflage with 7lbs of purple glitter.
7:00 Finally get's Becky to hold camera of 30 seconds of fumbling for a place that could easily have been edited out. Debates ugly cats ears that get temporarily stuck to her head, vs ugly unicorn horn from before.
7:50: AL is worried she has to eat in public with them, rather than just being worried about the fact that she's eating in public in general. Becky points out she's wearing a hat saying 'raging lesbian'.
8:35: Shrieks 'WE ARE SO CYUUTE'. It is not true. Becky looks pretty happy for a second though.
9:18: Becky: 'I look really gay today'. As they stand there dressed for Pride.
9:23: Factory of Cheesecake. Chicken of Orange. She's now had it 3 days in a row. 5400 calories.
9:44: Becky is done with eating here, as AL happily shovels rice, seeming to genuinely not understand why Becky is saying 'We are definitely eating somewhere else tomorrow'.
10:14: Becky is finally getting the cheesecake she wanted the day (?) before.
10:39: Wants to talk to us about something that is definitely not a cliffhanger to try and drag us to the next video because she has to cut this one off because the music might get her demonitised. She clings us to her bosom as the camera goes black.
 
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