Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl - Obese they/them shut-in, has a harem of serial killers' ghosts, attempted child groomer, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier

homewayhalf

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As someone who has entered the morass of app dating... I’m no supermodel but if the average woman spends ten minutes a day swiping they will get at least 5+ matches per day. Like who gets THAT excited about matching with a person they haven’t spoke with yet? She acts like a match means they’re engaged or that a person is going to date her irl. She has no concept of the work that goes into getting and maintaining a relationship.

She actually directs her potential aroacegreysexual partners to her Mastodon??? She is one of the best cows, semper fi Steph.
 

Ellesse_warrior

ASBO Enthusiast
True & Honest Fan
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As someone who has entered the morass of app dating... I’m no supermodel but if the average woman spends ten minutes a day swiping they will get at least 5+ matches per day. Like who gets THAT excited about matching with a person they haven’t spoke with yet? She acts like a match means they’re engaged or that a person is going to date her irl. She has no concept of the work that goes into getting and maintaining a relationship.

She actually directs her potential aroacegreysexual partners to her Mastodon??? She is one of the best cows, semper fi Steph.
That's really just a step away from her linking her thread in her bio. Seriously though, she clearly has nothing else to talk about because she does fuck all else except her online life. Sad
 

marjoram

I'm a jerk feline
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I have come to the conclusion that Sappy actually ADORES her thread here as she tells us every tiny detail of her excruciatingly boring life. We're they only ones that pay attention to her and having her very own thread makes her think she's important and such a big, scary anarchist/satanist/activist that tabs have to be kept on her.
:) :) No Sap. We're just a bunch of autists who find your complete incompetency funny as fuck. Just pointing and laughing Sap, just pointing and laughing....
 

In Heaven

In Heaven, everything is fine...
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As someone who has entered the morass of app dating... I’m no supermodel but if the average woman spends ten minutes a day swiping they will get at least 5+ matches per day. Like who gets THAT excited about matching with a person they haven’t spoke with yet? She acts like a match means they’re engaged or that a person is going to date her irl. She has no concept of the work that goes into getting and maintaining a relationship.

She actually directs her potential aroacegreysexual partners to her Mastodon??? She is one of the best cows, semper fi Steph.
I think Steph just likes the idea of someone finding her attractive or desirable. Having multiple ghost lovers can only validate a person for so long, and frankly, I can't imagine that her family members go out of their way to tell her she's pretty.
 

DatBepisTho

Cryptid Farmer
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I have come to the conclusion that Sappy actually ADORES her thread here as she tells us every tiny detail of her excruciatingly boring life. We're they only ones that pay attention to her and having her very own thread makes her think she's important and such a big, scary anarchist/satanist/activist that tabs have to be kept on her.
:) :) No Sap. We're just a bunch of autists who find your complete incompetency funny as fuck. Just pointing and laughing Sap, just pointing and laughing....
Exactly!
In the giant pond that is social media, being seen and acknowledged is a real bitch.
I mean when you're a nobody screaming into the void with shit art skills and just as sad writing skills, who wouldn't want a small group of people checking in on them frequently to see their pitiful creations?


This was what you wanted all along wasn't it? Staph you coy minx you.:tomgirl:
 
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Aguas Locas

Haunted Collector™
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As someone who has entered the morass of app dating... I’m no supermodel but if the average woman spends ten minutes a day swiping they will get at least 5+ matches per day. Like who gets THAT excited about matching with a person they haven’t spoke with yet? She acts like a match means they’re engaged or that a person is going to date her irl. She has no concept of the work that goes into getting and maintaining a relationship.

She actually directs her potential aroacegreysexual partners to her Mastodon??? She is one of the best cows, semper fi Steph.
Steph gets excited because in her mind that's the only way to get at us and prove people are interested in knowing her, how her natural charm works and get real life validation of all the genders and self dx she has. We are her only willing audience to her sad life. That and a mixture of near-peak-incelness.

What she doesn't understand yet, this is only entertainment for us and early christmas gifts to see her future meltdowns, just like with Josie and the blind married woman. And so far, her dating sagas crash and burn spectacularly. We'll be waiting for the newest dox once she starts narcing her date.
 

Sperghetti

#waxmymeatballs
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Ugh, Staph is that perfect example of the disabled Tumblrina. Every excuse is her PTSD. No attempt to get help, just pointing at it when people call her out for being shitty.

Why is Tumblr so against people getting help for their mental issues?
Because getting help would mean that the person with the problem has the power (and the obligation) to improve their situation. That runs counter to the basic narrative of Tumblr culture, which is that people with issues aren't responsible for fixing them, it's everyone else's job to be more accomodating.

Which is probably why Staph is attracted to it in the first place: It means she's never actually the source of the problem. It's everyone else who's been treating her badly, and needs to do better.
 

Aguas Locas

Haunted Collector™
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We need to keep tabs on her reddit account.
And yes, blame Josie on your sex scare. Totally not them getting away once you didn't want any affection or anything relationship related activity, you sack of lard.

Glad you are spinning everything on them and not the failure of a person that you are.

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Because Steph is a totes lesbian who doesn't have sex with three male ghosts and is grossed out by cute birbs
:spudking:

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It's that time of the month to e-beg after buying trash. Christmas Edition.
Edit: Ninja'ed
 

In Heaven

In Heaven, everything is fine...
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We need to keep tabs on her reddit account.
And yes, blame Josie on your sex scare. Totally not them getting away once you didn't want any affection or anything relationship related activity, you sack of lard.

Glad you are spinning everything on them and not the failure of a person that you are.

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Because Steph is a totes lesbian who doesn't have sex with three male ghosts and is grossed out by cute birbs
:spudking:

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It's that time of the month to e-beg after buying trash. Christmas Edition.
Edit: Ninja'ed
Not gonna lie, seeing Steph's sour grapes over Josie breaking up with her makes me a bit MATI.
 

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