Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / ClayAikenGurl - Obese they/them shut-in, has a harem of serial killers' ghosts, attempted child groomer, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier

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Glittarded Tartlet

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Isn't "I am the granddaughter of the witches you couldn't burn" a pretty known quote? That could be something she believes on.

For real, coming from her, it could be anything.
you’re giving her too much credit. She watched Kylie Ren die close to Christmas, her grandma died close to Christmas, therefore she’s triggered. I seriously doubt there’s anything more than that.
 

cogsworth

Aren't you fucking tired of screaming?
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THOTHunterAlice

The dimensional merge is about to happen!
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homewayhalf

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People have got to stop sperging about how young they must look because they were carded. It’s a fucking casino, of course they’ll card you because they don’t have time to look at people and decide whether or not you look a certain age. People are always convinced that because they’re carded it means they look 20 when really they’re just carded because it’s the policy and no one wants to get in trouble.
 

Ellesse_warrior

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People have got to stop sperging about how young they must look because they were carded. It’s a fucking casino, of course they’ll card you because they don’t have time to look at people and decide whether or not you look a certain age. People are always convinced that because they’re carded it means they look 20 when really they’re just carded because it’s the policy and no one wants to get in trouble.
Maybe it's a lolcow thing. We have a 57 year old one that thinks casino security are discriminating against him because of the car he drives every time he gets carded at the casinos. (His car has lots of random shit written on it)
 

ooglywoogly

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...you rambled at a woman. Cool story.
staph's lack of self awareness wrt racism will always be entertaining to me. she acts like she's the #1 least racist white person (tm) but it's so obvious that she fixates on race in the most white-guilt way possible. the entire sentence about immigrants is completely irrelevant, its weird that she feels the need to specify that there are vietnamese people there. and "became friends"? bitch, you're never going to see or talk to this lady ever again for the rest of your life. you don't even remember what she said to you, probably because it was along the lines of "ok, great, didn't ask". it's hilarious that her idea of a heartwarming story of acceptance is "i met a lady in a hijab and i, unprompted, told her about nonbinary genders, the end". there's a weird undertone of "it was surprising that she was nice to me", which is, sorry staph, kinda racist.
 

Vandy

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i'm just imagining some poor women in a headscarf halfheartedly nodding along to staph as she rambles on about poopoopeepeesexuality and neopronouns for an extended period of time.
While she's waiting to speak to the board about adding playgrounds for children.

Seriously, I know Staph doesn't have a diagnosis for it, but that is one of the most legitimately autistic things they've ever done.
 

Meowthkip

Eating lasagna, making money
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staph's lack of self awareness wrt racism will always be entertaining to me. she acts like she's the #1 least racist white person (tm) but it's so obvious that she fixates on race in the most white-guilt way possible. the entire sentence about immigrants is completely irrelevant, its weird that she feels the need to specify that there are vietnamese people there. and "became friends"? bitch, you're never going to see or talk to this lady ever again for the rest of your life. you don't even remember what she said to you, probably because it was along the lines of "ok, great, didn't ask". it's hilarious that her idea of a heartwarming story of acceptance is "i met a lady in a hijab and i, unprompted, told her about nonbinary genders, the end". there's a weird undertone of "it was surprising that she was nice to me", which is, sorry staph, kinda racist.
Anybody else think this was an attempt to be like "PEOPLE TELL ME MUSLIMS ARE HOMOPHOBIC AND I JUST PROVED THEM WRONG."
 

homewayhalf

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The most Italian thing about Steph is her love of unlimited soup salad and breadsticks at Olive Garden. Really though, why does she always bring up being Italian as if she grew up in an even remotely Italian culture? Shut up Steph, it’s just your surname, you’re a basic white bread American right down to the claiming to be disabled for tardbux and living off microwaved food.
 

Carnivorous Plant

shut the fuck up about vore
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A few days late, but: If you have to TELL EVERYONE you're totally going to stop sexting someone because they could feasibly be hypersexual due to childhood sex trauma, then it's 100% performative. But we already knew it was performative because Staph seemed dead set on creating new childhood sex trauma cases a few years ago. :c
 

Meowthkip

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Is her Muslim woman story worse than her haunted house story? I legitimately can't decide. How often does Staph approach strangers and spout gender label nonsense at them while they awkwardly look for the nearest exit?
She's starved for human interaction.

My bet is "any time someone is polite to her."