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Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / meowitch666 / ClayAikenGurl / FedoraHippieFat they/them shut-in who fucks the ghosts of serial killers, sings while pooping in public

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  1. https://plume.mastodon.host/~/GuessThisIsWhereIllBeGayNow/life-update/
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    Imagine finding your lost biological family only to hear "Yes, I'm a troon, a commie and I have a ghost husband. Don't laugh at me or I'll curse you".
    Not a surprise to hear her mother was also speshul.

    Now, for the whole future thing, Staph has been told so far different things about her future (even a free tarot reading by @MaoBigDong ), but at the end she doesn't do anything.
     
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  2. So Staph being an exceptional individual IS partially genetic.

    How much do you wanna bet that her mothers "struggles" were mostly drug/alcohol related and her "mental and emotional" problems are something like "took too much meth and saw the actual devil, woke up with a half paralyzed face and drug related schizophrenia".
     
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  3. "she had been forced to give me up" is quite telling, you have to do some pretty fucked up things around/to children in the USA before the government will finally take 'em away.
     
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  4. I might be alone in this, but looking at the flaming garbage bag thread, or fire, I seem to think of the other. Is steph gonna troon out and move out and go on an adventure?
     
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  5. It kind of depends on what exactly she means by "forced." If she means that her mom felt like she wasn't physically/emotionally able to care for a child so she made the decision to put her up for adoption, that's pretty different from the state taking the baby away. But her not having raised any of her four children makes me think you're right and it was probably the latter. I don't know why someone who knows they're not fit to raise a child would have four children, but it happens... Often. In my field of work, I work directly with DCFS on a fairly regular basis and it truly does take a lot to get a baby taken away. People with disabilities and mental illness take kids home with them all the time. The state will only take them if there are serious concerns of possible abuse or neglect (or drugs... Drug use is usually the main one we see). Staph's bio mom not having had custody of any of her kids is highly suspicious and is always an automatic call to DCFS.
     
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  6. The mother and father are careless, so much so they can't be bothered to wear a condom, and based on her face Steph's mother was a heavy drinker. My garbage fire of a cousin knocked a girl up at 15-17 and she was already like 20-something, she had already had three maybe four kids by different dads, all taken away. They're just plain fucking irresponsible and if the state has you on record for being a repeat case, the hospital pretty much calls CPS right off the bat and says "she had another one" because you're clearly still unfit to be a parent. The only thing that could be done is forced implantation of a IUD which I'm pretty sure steps over reproductive rights.
     
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  7. What I wouldn't give to see Steph reunited with her long-lost siblings and watch them react to Steph dropping that on them right away.
     
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  8. It's a great way to guarantee you never speak to your biological family again.
     
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  9. I wonder if Staph's birth mother is from that same part of NY, and how badly she fucked up for the state to "force" her to surrender her children. My own garbage fire relatives are from a different southern NY town, have popped out babies from numerous fathers, and still got to keep them despite domestic abuse, substance abuse, incarceration, and repeated trips to rehab. Probably because grandparents and aunts are helping. But I have a feeling Staph is exaggerating when she says her mother was "forced." Especially since she had several other children previously.
     
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  10. I can’t wait until Staph meets her real family and they reject her
     
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  11. I wonder if any of her older siblings are as fucked up as she is or if she got the brunt of it?
     
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  12. Maybe more lolcow material
     
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  13. I'm so fucking psyched for the Biological Family Saga. Can you imagine being a real human adult and having your long-lost sister contact you through AncestryDNA and you're so excited to meet a biological relative and then Steph shows up wearing her fedora and an exceptional t-shirt and being like "the ghost of Richard Ramirez wants me to order him a vanilla bean frappuccino, he's been stress-eating since the ghost of Michael Jackson started fucking somebody else." What a time to be alive on Kiwi Farms.
     
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  15. Interesting. She's definitely up there with Wordsworth, Dickinson, Plath, and the like. Can't wait for the poetry collection staph!!!
     
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  16. Unpopular opinion but I think Plath is overrated.
    Either way, Steph's rhyming of "face" with "face" is sure to make her the next Dr Seuss.
     
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  17. Plath's all right but goddam does Wordsworth suck more than a collapsed star. Dunno why people think so highly of his poetry, Nutting and that poem of his waxing philosophical about the fecking clouds were some of the most agonizingly boring poems I've ever had the displeasure to read in my entire life. If anybody's overrated, it's him.

    Her poem could use some improvements. The rhythm is inconsistent, and I feel like there should be a line break between "around" and "with".
    But she can't write a good book so I shouldn't be surprised she's bad at poetry, too.
     
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  18. I was thinking "who does this sound like, who does this sound like..... Oh yeah, Russell Greer"
    Lol
     
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  19. There are a lot of distinct similarities between her and Greer. I feel like they cross paths and intentions a lot. She's brought up a couple time in his thread, too.
     
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