Gross Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow (Ayla) Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / thedeflowered1 - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, attempted child groomer, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier

[tofu dog]

i thought she filmed a vlog with her unconsenting elderly patients in the background?

This is what I remember her having done, too. I don't remember the stuff about telling the elderly about demons (not that I'm doubting it.) But I do think a potential HIPAA violation is a pretty valid reason to be fired, and certainly one that she'd want to pretend was something more dramatic.

 

[Meowzers]

dump

Spoiler: Me too, little one.

how do you know your bitch neighbor is neurotypical? how do you know the bullied neighbor isn't?











she's making custom patches! brb commissioning her to make me a womb wizard patch


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what the fuck is a blerf. also this connie kid is 16. and all the comments in that tweet are like "am i moots with them? " "no ur good " like, not telling them who the blerf mutual is. it's astoundingly stupid

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

what the fuck is a blerf. also this connie kid is 16. and all the comments in that tweet are like "am i moots with them? " "no ur good " like, not telling them who the blerf mutual is. it's astoundingly stupid

I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume it's another mock word for an adult human female who doesn't like having her spaces taken over by men in dresses.

 

[exhausted]

what the fuck is a blerf.

Someone who doesn't support bi lesbians?

 

[Little Dark Age]

This is what I remember her having done, too. I don't remember the stuff about telling the elderly about demons (not that I'm doubting it.) But I do think a potential HIPAA violation is a pretty valid reason to be fired, and certainly one that she'd want to pretend was something more dramatic.

I'm sure the HIPAA violating photos are what finally did it (you know her employers were dying for a solid HR-approved reason to get rid of her), but somewhere in this 900+ page swamp is Stephanie's description of being reprimanded for the demon thing and it being the beginning of the end of that job. I can't remember if it was the instance that drove her to drink hand sanitizer in a panic though lmao

Also lol at Stephanie trying to come at Prime, he's kind of a shitlord but also a moderately popular Orthodox Christian bro on Twitter and doesn't give two shits about the finer details of pagan belief. He isn't going to be impressed by any pseudo-esoteric knowledge she read on a website or picked up from watching Buffy lol. Her reply is so poorly written he probably wouldn't bother to clown on her. "Imagine not knowing about my made up demon boyfriend! Some of us worship Satan!!" No1curr, get a job

 

[Meowzers]

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Someone who doesn't support bi lesbians?

1. bi lesbians are stupid so i guess i'm a blerf
2. do these people not remember what the -RF stands for? radical feminist? you can not like the concept of bi lesbians without being a radical feminist.
3. does the writer of this UD description not know what victim blaming is?? how is saying "if you like men you aren't a lesbian" victim blaming? i thought that phrase was used in the context of "you were drunk/wearing that slutty dress/whatever so you were asking for it." that kind of victim blaming is bad. telling someone that lesbians only like girls is not victim blaming.
it's all so stupid. staph is stupid. i hate everything. i am so tired of these faggots.

 

[stuffandthings]

1. bi lesbians are stupid so i guess i'm a blerf

Lesbians are named after the island of Lesbos, because the greek poet Sappho lived on Lesbos.

Sappho wrote romantic poetry to both men and women.

Thus all lesbians are named after a bisexual.

Bi Lesbians are still stupid.

 

[evil anvil]

I don't understand the concept of bi lesbians.
Edit: I thought I understand for a second, but I still don't. I'm confused. Lesbians only interested in women, bi interested in both sexes and by the standards of Steph and her like - simply interesed in all sexes and genders. So what are bi lesbians?

 

[sarcasticslipandslide]

I don't understand the concept of bi lesbians. What this is about?

People like Stapphy decided that being bisexual or a lesbian wasn't woke enough, so they smashed the two labels together to create a breed of even more annoying people. "Bi lesbians" claim to be "woman-aligned" "fem-leaning" bisexual "woman-aligned" people, or something. A whole lot of words to mean special bisexual.

edit: forgot what thread I was in, although Nady is an accurate example as well.

 

[Meowzers]

I don't understand the concept of bi lesbians.
Edit: I thought I understand for a second, but I still don't. I'm confused. Lesbians only interested in women, bi interested in both sexes and by the standards of Steph and her like - simply interesed in all sexes and genders. So what are bi lesbians?

i really don't get it either. some of these chuds define lesbian as "someone who is not a man who is attracted to people who are not men." so someone who is nonbinary is attracted to girls is a lesbian. that same nonbinary person likes other nonbinaries as well; nonbinaries are not men either, so that's also lesbian. that's technically two or more genders, so you're bisexual too. i think thats how it works, but don't take my word for it, i'm an idiot.

 

[Little Dark Age]

Stephanie's latest blonde haired, doe-eyed, thin representation of herself


And more appropriative religious idiocy.



Stephanie couldn't "master" meditation and yoga "with Buddhism" but she's mastered it now! She talks about religion like it's a pasta machine. By hand didn't work for her, but now she can "master" ravioli making and the state of her soul with the help of Emeril's Eternal Pasta Maker. All roads lead to consooming

At this point I'm p sure every religion and a few agnostics are like "lol she's going to burn in hell," and not the cool stylish hell where she gets to lounge with imaginary boyfriend Satan who hangs out petting cats and watering succulents with Richard Ramirez and Michael Jackson

 

[Meowzers]

today's dump, bitching about her dad and apparently she got in a fight that ended with trolls in her inbox but those have been deleted

Spoiler: Eating is gross when you realize you're starting food on its journey to becoming poop

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not you, though









the aformentioned trolling she QRTed a troll's tweet like 3 times to insult them. i wish i could see the original tweets because she was obviously so pissed that she was just hitting retweet retweet retweet over and over to get the last word





alright, this is just so, so rich to me, because in her mind she already is fucking one of the most vile murderers in american history IRL. what a (TW: ABLEIST SLUR///) loony



also, i just realized her display name is supposed to be a pun. that white flag shows up as a trans flag in some browsers. then plant. transplant. i guess it's cute but it doesn't make sense

 

[Little Dark Age]

She just cannot help herself. Is there anything more obnoxious that broadcasts "I'm pathetic and have a poor understanding of boundaries" than someone going " they bwocked me, but I feel the need to chime in and talk about them and mention I like them." This is why people think you're a cretin dude



Stephanie is a virgin...



...and her dad knows she has no idea what she's talking about.
Also lol just realized he literally told her shes full of shit



God, no wonder she hates him so much. He wants her to get a full time job instead of giving up on life (the monster!!!) and isn't impressed by her fantasy life and invented self-image. She has barely made any sales on etsy (something like 20 in a few years) but claims to have at least 5/month. He knows she is full of it, and it just BURNS her. Stephanie is probably like "I have my own TV SHOW, DAD!!!" (puts cardboard box over her head with TV shape cut-out and pretends to interview self)



Lmfao based Mr. C.

 

[Bojack Horsekin]

My biological father was a nomad with a motorcycle who lived in the Castkills [sic] with chickens and goats. "In tune" with who I am on a basic level.

So, a white trash loser who made a spud baby with a drug addict. Sounds about right.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Fuck the fuck off bitch. And I don't care about the goddamn humidity, it was only 82 and you didn't even leave the house. It was 100+ where I am today and I worked overtime, outside.

Attacking women of color and calling them names again. THIS B*TCH IS HELLA WOKE.

 

[Meowzers]

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...and her dad knows she has no idea what she's talking about.
Also lol just realized he literally told her shes full of shit

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God, no wonder she hates him so much. He wants her to get a full time job instead of giving up on life (the monster!!!) and isn't impressed by her fantasy life and invented self-image. She has barely made any sales on etsy (something like 20 in a few years) but claims to have at least 5/month. He knows she is full of it, and it just BURNS her. Stephanie is probably like "I have my own TV SHOW, DAD!!!" (puts cardboard box over her head with TV shape cut-out and pretends to interview self)

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Lmfao based Mr. C.

she's pouting about all the abusive stuff he says to her but like, it literally just sounds like grumpy old man stuff? my dad and grandfather say the same exact things to me. i just roll my eyes and ignore it. i leave the room. i, idk, go back home to my own damn ass apartment? i don't try to fight back because grumpy old men are stubborn as fuck and i know i'm not gonna change their opinion. you're 32 years old and throwing fits like a teenager, stephanie. jesus.
her relationship with her parents would improve if she moved out and got away from them, i guarantee it. i think everyone's relationship with their parents gets better when you're not in each others hair all the time.

 

[Rock Man]

I come back from sea prison and literally nothing has changed. Do love the "you're queer now" meme because seeing her 4D sped ass sure made me asexual and contact repulsed.

 

[Vi0l3t]

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thanks for sharing your poop troubles with a stranger, yarrow
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there's so much stupidity in here, i don't know where to start. there's just too many layers. all i can think to say is that heath and richie are feeling so excluded rn
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but what about ME and MY mutant vagina?!?
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i think this describes like literally every city in the country lmfao
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she wore her binder! and also posted some tasteful post-binder removal titty pics on her yarrowxxx account

Spoiler: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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listen, i need to level with yall. gyro's getting boring lately. i dunno if i want to keep doing tweet dumps when it's just the same old same old every day. i want a new saga, staph's getting getting crusty.
everyone please make your sigils and send your prayers to satan tonight for a new sapphire crimson claw saga. don't forget to leave your pube hair offerings. likes charge, lunacy ratings cast.

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She just cannot help herself. Is there anything more obnoxious that broadcasts "I'm pathetic and have a poor understanding of boundaries" than someone going " they bwocked me, but I feel the need to chime in and talk about them and mention I like them." This is why people think you're a cretin dude

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Stephanie is a virgin...

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...and her dad knows she has no idea what she's talking about.
Also lol just realized he literally told her shes full of shit

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God, no wonder she hates him so much. He wants her to get a full time job instead of giving up on life (the monster!!!) and isn't impressed by her fantasy life and invented self-image. She has barely made any sales on etsy (something like 20 in a few years) but claims to have at least 5/month. He knows she is full of it, and it just BURNS her. Stephanie is probably like "I have my own TV SHOW, DAD!!!" (puts cardboard box over her head with TV shape cut-out and pretends to interview self)

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Lmfao based Mr. C.

He should cut down her internet

 

[Little Dark Age]

He should cut down her internet

They took her phone away iirc after the grooming saga. My god, wtf would Stephanie do if they took her internet away?? I'm a local and fairly sure the nearest library with reliable hours and computers is a 45 minute bus ride away lol. It would be an amazing turn of events, and we would still be able to observe it because she'd definitely find a way to get online at least enough to flip out publicly about her AbooSiVe dad. This is my Christmas wish

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

They took her phone away iirc after the grooming saga. My god, wtf would Stephanie do if they took her internet away?? I'm a local and fairly sure the nearest library with reliable hours and computers is a 45 minute bus ride away lol. It would be an amazing turn of events, and we would still be able to observe it because she'd definitely find a way to get online at least enough to flip out publicly about her AbooSiVe dad. This is my Christmas wish

Usually library computer times are an hour and you get 'rewarded' a few more minutes until closing time. Stephy would be pissed at that. Oh, and library computers state "no pornpgraphy/pornographic sites" so she might rage even further.