Gross Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow (Ayla) Brown / meowitch666 / anarchoenby77 / thedeflowered1 - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, attempted child groomer, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier

What should Stephanie's next patch be?

  • May your womb be barren

    Votes: 48 26.7%
  • It's not necrophilia if it's a ghost

    Votes: 47 26.1%
  • I'm here and I'm xyr

    Votes: 30 16.7%
  • Guys, you're not straight if you're checking out my nonbinary ass

    Votes: 55 30.6%

  • Total voters
    180
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A Detachable Penis

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I am also not shocked she managed to get a masters in social work. Humanities courses are hilariously easy if you can read, write, and not plagarize by copy and pasting a hotlink from wikipedia and leaving it in your final draft.

By the time someone gets to the point of internships/practicums, its really hard to flunk them. Especially if their program doesn't require a thesis (and I know of social work masters programs that do just that).
 

Meowzers

All is well except I'm going to drink Windex
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Since Stephanie is mostly just spamming her timeline with retarded fiverr ads and making whispered Pazuzu recordings, here's some vintage milk

First: in which she leaves an inappropriately, explicitly Buddhist message on the goddamn obituary page of a woman who was obviously not at all Buddhist (her husband was a Pastor ffs) Stephanie literally will not let a dead ass woman rest in peace


Some social work miscellany for your eye-rolling displeasure. Me me me me me


Pumping out articulate woke pablum is the quickest way to obtain a degree these days, so unlike many here I am not surprised she has a Masters. Although it is weird to imagine her so capably cranking this stuff out then going on to make ass-flag porn and sperg about her ghost husband for over a decade.

Here's a great bit of pedophilia apologia related to good ol' serial rapist and murderer Richard Ramirez.


Finally, from that same page: Stephanie essentially making a nonsensical argument about how she can't possibly be a groomer, because she's never been convicted, you see. A rock-solid defense from someone who is ostensibly a victims advocate: a pervert isn't a pervert if they don't have their state-mandated pervert hat on!


PS By the way, was Stephanie ever actually working as a social worker? Like, with cases and clients etc? All the stuff I see online is aid, assistant, intern, and so on at various inpatient facilities.

Eta: lmfao

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bitch WHAT WHAT CELEBRITY STATUS??? is she talking about the womb wizardry? granted that is her only claim to fame, but i thought she was trying to make people forget it. why would you bring it up in an academic paper about how you're going to change the world for the wicked, the brown, and the lame?
 

Little Dark Age

Lolzymandias, colossal wreck
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bitch WHAT WHAT CELEBRITY STATUS??? is she talking about the womb wizardry? granted that is her only claim to fame, but i thought she was trying to make people forget it. why would you bring it up in an academic paper about how you're going to change the world for the wicked, the brown, and the lame?
She is willing to exploit any and every embarrassing and retarded social media misstep, no matter how humiliating or foolish. This is someone who will, apropos of absolutely nothing, bring up this very thread on a regular basis. Just like a troubled 6 year old repeatedly pushing people down in the sandbox and getting sent to the time-out chair, Stephanie views all attention, negative or positive, as a net gain.

Eta: I was gonna add a side by side pic of her and a certain actor, but tbh Kevin Bacon is charming and humble and cute and doesn't deserve that shit
 

glass_houses

not a bumblebee
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I still think the happiest ending for Stephanie is she loses all Internet privileges and gets placed in some kind of group care situation for the rest of her life. She's not an outright danger to herself (yet?) but god, this isn't healthy.
It's the happiest ending for her, but not what she deserves. I would pay good money to see what would happen without mummy and daddy there to house and feed and protect her.
 

Ceres

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It's the happiest ending for her, but not what she deserves. I would pay good money to see what would happen without mummy and daddy there to house and feed and protect her.
On the streets, out on her own? Staph wouldn’t last 72 hours.

And by that I mean she’d publicly act out in such a way where she’d be arrested (her need for self preservation would outweigh her unwarranted fear/hatred of cops by this point) and from there proceed to manipulating her way into the system. Staph obviously isn’t some brilliant Machiavellian schemer, but events like the hand sanitizer incident suggest that she does know how to play up her mental illnesses in order to entice pity and escape situations she doesn’t want to deal with. She visibly looks intellectually disabled too, a well meaning social worker could take one look at her and immediately prioritize her case.

Staph would definitely wind up in a group home, but she’s not smart enough to bullshit a government doctor out of deeming her physically fit to work a part time job, even with her stubby arms and gaping urethra. I don’t know if group homes are like sober houses where they take a portion of your paychecks for rent/food, but either way she’d still have less money to blow on genderspecial pins and etsy amulets while living a controlled and staffed house with other speds.
 

Ronnie Rocket

toxic talking turd
True & Honest Fan
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Take a fucking iron pill you moron. There are plenty out there that are NOT made of ferrous sulfate and are therefore less constipating.


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That means you're getting shitty sleep; you probably have sleep apnea.


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But what if there's no "there" there?


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#1. Not a lesbian, stop appropriating their culture.
#2. Don't use outdated and somewhat cancelled butch/femme spectrum terms that reinforce the gender presentation binary.


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What? Her favorite book features a pre-teen orgy? YA DON'T SAY!


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Bitch, if you're going to shit on your Nordic ancestry then shut the fuck about Loki and Thor already.


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Really? Because 11 isn't legal and the only place where 12 is legal (with parental AND judicial consent) is Massachusetts.

(This is a response to a long as hell thread here: https://twitter.com/anarchoenby77/status/1408872389249835010)


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If there are too many exclusionists on TWITTER, then how many are in the real world?


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Uhhh... aren't they?


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Gonna put my MOTI hat on for a second...
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHERE LOS PADRES NF EVEN IS? SHOVE YOUR RETWEET UP YOUR ASS.
-ahem-


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Dang... that's hecka rude.


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Massachusetts is nothing but child brides and roundabouts, I guess...


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She sounds like Amberlynn.


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DOUBT.

She also wades into a huge slapfight with some dude called @freshbluntz but it's long and mostly uninteresting. She posts Captain America and Buzz Lightyear gifs and tells him his mother sucks cocks in hell, along with praying for him to die and calling him Bubbles the Chimp. The tard rage is pretty strong. Sadly it's not threaded so linking is a pain. Go find it yourself, ya lazy fucks.
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Chromeo

Put a record on
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I don’t know if group homes are like sober houses where they take a portion of your paychecks for rent/food
They absolutely are! The residents get government benefits, and the case managers (or w/e their official title is) are given the LINK/SNAP cards to use for the house's groceries. So even the people that don't/can't work are technically helping pay for everyone's room and board.
 

Sweet Yuzu

NOT A SHARK I SWEAR
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That was so unnecessary and rude for absolutely no reason. Look up left unity and non-sectarianism you fake as fuck
libtard "leftist".
Does she really expect all leftists to be Pagan Satanists like her? Only she wants her own autistic theology.
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Technically a roundabout and a rotary are different things. Nice neurotypical flexing that you can drive though. Fake retard and fake leftist trying to scam money from real disabled people.
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Troonologist PhD

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That was so unnecessary and rude for absolutely no reason. Look up left unity and non-sectarianism you fake as fuck
libtard "leftist".
Does she really expect all leftists to be Pagan Satanists like her? Only she wants her own autistic theology.
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Technically a roundabout and a rotary are different things. Nice neurotypical flexing that you can drive though. Fake retard and fake leftist trying to scam money from real disabled people.
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That's the one time her rudeness is appropriate. Militant atheists and cosmic nihilists should remain quarantined on the internet and their sperg enclaves.
 

Aunt Carol

four-letter word for a female
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Take a fucking iron pill you moron. There are plenty out there that are NOT made of ferrous sulfate and are therefore less constipating.
I'm skeptical that she can reliably identify three wild plants in the first place. I hope she's harvesting her dandelion roots from the yard; that'd be a nice favor for her dad.

Single-ingredient nettle tea has 0.38mg of iron per brewed cup; the commercial nettle teas don't even list iron content on the label. If any part of this is helping her anemia I think the molasses (and the hysterectomy) is doing the heavy lifting.

I'm not a witch or a hippie, but even I know off the top of my head that nettle and dandelion root are both diuretics. Probably not a good idea to eat them in the heroic quantities you'd need to raise iron levels. If taking a vitamin is too Establishment and meat's off the table, how about cooking up some spinach?
 

Ellesse_warrior

Plz dox thumb
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I'm skeptical that she can reliably identify three wild plants in the first place. I hope she's harvesting her dandelion roots from the yard; that'd be a nice favor for her dad.

Single-ingredient nettle tea has 0.38mg of iron per brewed cup; the commercial nettle teas don't even list iron content on the label. If any part of this is helping her anemia I think the molasses (and the hysterectomy) is doing the heavy lifting.

I'm not a witch or a hippie, but even I know off the top of my head that nettle and dandelion root are both diuretics. Probably not a good idea to eat them in the heroic quantities you'd need to raise iron levels. If taking a vitamin is too Establishment and meat's off the table, how about cooking up some spinach?
I don't think nettle is diuretic. It's an expectorant so really good for helping clear out excess mucus in your lungs if you have a chest infection because it makes you cough it up. Great choice to take something that will make you cough during a pandemic caused by coughing. Dandelion is definitely a diuretic and why on earth is she drinking dandelion tea when she already pisses herself ?
 

glass_houses

not a bumblebee
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Boris Blank's glass eye

And just for you I have a spoon
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Dandelion is definitely a diuretic and why on earth is she drinking dandelion tea when she already pisses herself ?
Because she's the POO POO PEE PEE YOUR WOMB IS BARREN HEE HEE witch.
Wait, what does homophobia have to do with child marriage?
Nothing, it's just Deep South-bashing. Cousin-fucking would have made it clearer since that's the classic stereotype, child marriage is more of an African/Muslim thing. Huh. :thinking:
Kind of ironic, how she herself comes from a white trash family.
 

Aunt Carol

four-letter word for a female
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I don't think nettle is diuretic. It's an expectorant so really good for helping clear out excess mucus in your lungs if you have a chest infection because it makes you cough it up. Great choice to take something that will make you cough during a pandemic caused by coughing. Dandelion is definitely a diuretic and why on earth is she drinking dandelion tea when she already pisses herself ?
I've heard of nettle as a diuretic, as well as a urinary cure-all.

Whether it has one or both effects, it doesn't seem like a great plan to eat a medicinal herb in quantities high enough to get one's daily iron from it. That's a lot of side effects to avoid spending $6 on a bottle of ferrous gluconate.
 

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