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32-year-old Stephanie Cianfriglia spends most of her time on Facebook (archive) and Tumblr (archive), where she routinely reblogs nonsensical SJW garbage and e-begs. She claims her mental health is too poor to work despite having a master's (!!!) in social work and dresses like a short-bus kid who just raided a Hot Topic. She used to hold multiple professional positions in social work but still lives with her parents, having been allegedly unable to work for years. She used to make a tiny bit from her Patreon/YouCaring bux despite producing nothing of value.
Stephanie's pen name / other identity is Sapphire Crimson Claw (ow the edge!) She wrote a couple embarrassingly bad books about troon shit, titled "You're not Cis, you Just Think You Are" and "I Sold my Soul to Pass and Other Trans Tales from the Dark Side."
On her YouTube, she claims she is in a "poly relationship" and identifies as pansexual. It turns out that her "poly relationship" is with four ghosts: those of serial killers Richard Ramirez and Jeffrey Dahmer, along with Michael Jackson and Heath Ledger.
She also has spoken of being hospitalized due to panic attacks and loss of employment. Her best-known trip to the psych ward came after she downed hand sanitizer as a suicide attempt when her then-boss criticized her work performance.
Stephanie was banned from Twitter in summer 2018 for threatening suicide by cop. The events leading up to this are detailed in the Greatest Hits section below.
She's "propeestsexual," but that really means poopoopeepeesexual. She loves talking about her urine/incontinence and feces too much for there to be any other explanation. The "greatest hits" section covers her various maladies in graphic detail.
The skin she picks, mostly from her feet, is often used in her offerings to various demons. She collects the peelings in a jar, which she keeps on her desk.
Her dox are publicly available.
(607) 754-5721 2020 Ford Rd, Endicott, NY, 13760-1409 |
Her Photobucket username is ClayAikenGurl, so it's quite possible she is exceptional despite her education. There are ~2500 photos of Michael Jackson on that account, which is because she used to identify as being the spirit of Michael Jackson when she was 22. Now, Michael is part of her ghost harem.
Noteworthy Moments
Stephanie has done a lot of really dumb stuff. Related thread pages linked for easy access.
11. Halloween cop freakout
(Pages 188-189)
On Halloween 2018, Stephanie went to a cemetery to be edgy in a totally not Hot Topic way- err, I mean, to practice magick. A cop doing a routine patrol drove past the area, ignored her, yet somehow still managed to trigger the life out of her because she thought someone had called the cops on her.
10. Fear and Loafing in Endicott, NY
(Page 800)
Stephanie's mother has cancer, and at the time of this incident, was recovering from another illness. When Stephanie didn't get cheese at the grocery store as her mother had asked, the two got into an argument. Stephanie, being the beacon of rationality she is, threw a loaf of bread at her mother, who fought back. As usual, Stephanie tried to play the victim, claiming to be suicidal over the scuffle she instigated.
9. I Sold my Soul to Pass and Other Trans Tales from the Dark Side
(Pages 17-21, 437)
"I Sold my Soul to Pass and Other Trans Tales from the Dark Side" is Stephanie's best-known written work. It features short stories about characters with "ne/nym" pronouns who think it's OK to punch people who misgender nym, a stereotypical jock named Shark, and an absolute lack of proofreading.
8. Grimoire curses with bodily fluids/foot pickings
(Pages 1, 261-262, 514-516)
Stephanie routinely uses her body waste as an offering to demons, as if the most powerful evil beings in the universe have a) any interest in an obese shut-in; b) any use for her various discharges.
She even peed on her father's mug as part of a curse she performed on him. You know, the man who raised her and still takes care of her. That guy.
7. THE BROWN
(Page 228)
Stephanie wrote a Tumblr post condemning JoyOfSatan ministries for allegedly being linked to neo-Nazism. In the post, she claimed Satan wanted her to "sit down with [her] laptop, enter a trance state, and automatic write (or type) for him." Of course, the resulting spew aligned completely with her beliefs and didn't seem remotely Satanic... and was really fucking racist in the way only a woke white SJW can be.
In the screed, "the queer, the brown, the lame" are positioned as "lesser entit[ies]." Hmm, nothing potentially racist there.
At the time this was posted, Stephanie was unaware her last name at birth was Brown, thereby making her THE BROWN.
6. Poop ritual observed in public
(Page 104)
Stephanie has bizarre rituals involving the bathroom and lots of disgusting habits. This cow was spotted in the wild during this process:
This incident was later confirmed to be her.
5. Smol birb girldick
(Page 31)
She claims she isn't into cis men's dicks but loves the thought of a troon's:
4. Eating hand sanitizer
(Pages 86, 346)
Stephanie claims to have panic attacks, and has been committed to a psychiatric hospital on multiple occasions.
3. MOGAI-Watch Saga, Threatening Suicide by Cop
(Pages 95-96, 131, 136; part 2 on 436, part 3 on 590)
Stephanie sent some harassing messages to the MOGAI-Watch Tumblr blog, which criticizes gender stupidity such as hers. It triggered her into a rage, during which she sent herself numerous graphic and harassing messages.
The next month, she got into it with MOGAI-Watch again, this time leading to an even more extreme meltdown after MOGAI-Watch said she would contact law enforcement with regard to Stephanie's continued harassment, threats of suicide, and general mental instability:
Both of Stephanie's Twitter accounts were permanently suspended because of the tweet in which she threatened to grab a cop's gun and shoot herself.
In September 2019, Stephanie started drama with MOGAI-Watch yet again, which resulted in yet another meltdown (page 436.) She flipped out again and discussed another suicide attempt in February 2020 (page 590.)
2. The ghost harem
(All over the thread, mainly the earliest pages; recap on 452)
Stephanie's ghost harem consisted of Michael Jackson, Heath Ledger, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Richard Ramirez. Allegedly Michael Jackson and Richard Ramirez's ghosts were fucking, according to Stephanie. She broke up with Michael Jackson for unrelated reasons in late 2018, and claims he took their "astral child" in the breakup.
She also likes to pretend to be her ghosts, or speak for them, to use as a point in arguments or send harassing messages. Of course, all of them have been radically molded to align perfectly with her gender stuff.
Stephanie does not actually speak Spanish; she uses Google translate.
She also claims to have sex with these ghosts, and it gets extra gross:
1. The Womb Wizard incident
(All over the thread, context found on 842)
Stephanie's best-known accomplishment in life is the incident which permanently earned her the nickname "Womb Wizard" across social media platforms. She was losing an argument with someone and ended the discourse by cursing the person's womb to be barren. A screenshot of her tweet was uploaded to Tumblr, where it amassed 130,000 notes.
The subject of the argument that led up to the incident was unbelievably exceptional:
(Pages 188-189)
On Halloween 2018, Stephanie went to a cemetery to be edgy in a totally not Hot Topic way- err, I mean, to practice magick. A cop doing a routine patrol drove past the area, ignored her, yet somehow still managed to trigger the life out of her because she thought someone had called the cops on her.
10. Fear and Loafing in Endicott, NY
(Page 800)
Stephanie's mother has cancer, and at the time of this incident, was recovering from another illness. When Stephanie didn't get cheese at the grocery store as her mother had asked, the two got into an argument. Stephanie, being the beacon of rationality she is, threw a loaf of bread at her mother, who fought back. As usual, Stephanie tried to play the victim, claiming to be suicidal over the scuffle she instigated.
9. I Sold my Soul to Pass and Other Trans Tales from the Dark Side
(Pages 17-21, 437)
"I Sold my Soul to Pass and Other Trans Tales from the Dark Side" is Stephanie's best-known written work. It features short stories about characters with "ne/nym" pronouns who think it's OK to punch people who misgender nym, a stereotypical jock named Shark, and an absolute lack of proofreading.
8. Grimoire curses with bodily fluids/foot pickings
(Pages 1, 261-262, 514-516)
Stephanie routinely uses her body waste as an offering to demons, as if the most powerful evil beings in the universe have a) any interest in an obese shut-in; b) any use for her various discharges.
She even peed on her father's mug as part of a curse she performed on him. You know, the man who raised her and still takes care of her. That guy.
7. THE BROWN
(Page 228)
Stephanie wrote a Tumblr post condemning JoyOfSatan ministries for allegedly being linked to neo-Nazism. In the post, she claimed Satan wanted her to "sit down with [her] laptop, enter a trance state, and automatic write (or type) for him." Of course, the resulting spew aligned completely with her beliefs and didn't seem remotely Satanic... and was really fucking racist in the way only a woke white SJW can be.
In the screed, "the queer, the brown, the lame" are positioned as "lesser entit[ies]." Hmm, nothing potentially racist there.
At the time this was posted, Stephanie was unaware her last name at birth was Brown, thereby making her THE BROWN.
6. Poop ritual observed in public
(Page 104)
Stephanie has bizarre rituals involving the bathroom and lots of disgusting habits. This cow was spotted in the wild during this process:

This incident was later confirmed to be her.
5. Smol birb girldick
(Page 31)
She claims she isn't into cis men's dicks but loves the thought of a troon's:
4. Eating hand sanitizer
(Pages 86, 346)
Stephanie claims to have panic attacks, and has been committed to a psychiatric hospital on multiple occasions.
3. MOGAI-Watch Saga, Threatening Suicide by Cop
(Pages 95-96, 131, 136; part 2 on 436, part 3 on 590)
Stephanie sent some harassing messages to the MOGAI-Watch Tumblr blog, which criticizes gender stupidity such as hers. It triggered her into a rage, during which she sent herself numerous graphic and harassing messages.
The next month, she got into it with MOGAI-Watch again, this time leading to an even more extreme meltdown after MOGAI-Watch said she would contact law enforcement with regard to Stephanie's continued harassment, threats of suicide, and general mental instability:
Both of Stephanie's Twitter accounts were permanently suspended because of the tweet in which she threatened to grab a cop's gun and shoot herself.
In September 2019, Stephanie started drama with MOGAI-Watch yet again, which resulted in yet another meltdown (page 436.) She flipped out again and discussed another suicide attempt in February 2020 (page 590.)
2. The ghost harem
(All over the thread, mainly the earliest pages; recap on 452)
Stephanie's ghost harem consisted of Michael Jackson, Heath Ledger, Jeffrey Dahmer, and Richard Ramirez. Allegedly Michael Jackson and Richard Ramirez's ghosts were fucking, according to Stephanie. She broke up with Michael Jackson for unrelated reasons in late 2018, and claims he took their "astral child" in the breakup.
She also likes to pretend to be her ghosts, or speak for them, to use as a point in arguments or send harassing messages. Of course, all of them have been radically molded to align perfectly with her gender stuff.
Stephanie does not actually speak Spanish; she uses Google translate.
She also claims to have sex with these ghosts, and it gets extra gross:
1. The Womb Wizard incident
(All over the thread, context found on 842)
Stephanie's best-known accomplishment in life is the incident which permanently earned her the nickname "Womb Wizard" across social media platforms. She was losing an argument with someone and ended the discourse by cursing the person's womb to be barren. A screenshot of her tweet was uploaded to Tumblr, where it amassed 130,000 notes.
The subject of the argument that led up to the incident was unbelievably exceptional:
In 2009-2011, when she was 21-23, Stephanie was active on DeviantArt under the username SweetFedora77. During this time, she claimed to be the spirit of Heath Ledger (now in the ghost harem) before becoming the spirit of Michael Jackson (now also in the ghost harem.) She used these identities to get close to mentally ill/vulnerable teens and preteens, and the conversations took several disturbing turns.
MichiieJackson was a preteen girl with bipolar disorder who shared Stephanie's fascination with Michael Jackson. Stephanie convinced her that she was the host body for Michael's spirit, and the two began a rather disturbing relationship, with the young girl calling Stephanie "daddy." Everything compiled related to this begins on page 497; one of the people involved in the saga shares their experiences on 831.
When MichiieJackson feared her mother would beat her, Stephanie offered to assist in person:
MichiieJackson made this for Stephanie:
She thought that using racial slurs when pretending to be Michael Jackson made her act more convincing:
Stephanie and MichiieJackson got into a fight, which resulted in the teen self-harming and ending up in the hospital.
Eventually, DeviantArt users contacted Stephanie's parents to get her creepy behavior to stop.
Her parents revoked her DeviantArt privileges. She hasn't resurfaced on the site since that incident. This grooming saga is the reason her parents still don't allow her to have a cellphone a decade later.
When MichiieJackson feared her mother would beat her, Stephanie offered to assist in person:
MichiieJackson made this for Stephanie:
She thought that using racial slurs when pretending to be Michael Jackson made her act more convincing:
Stephanie and MichiieJackson got into a fight, which resulted in the teen self-harming and ending up in the hospital.
Eventually, DeviantArt users contacted Stephanie's parents to get her creepy behavior to stop.
Her parents revoked her DeviantArt privileges. She hasn't resurfaced on the site since that incident. This grooming saga is the reason her parents still don't allow her to have a cellphone a decade later.
Now, Stephanie's internet drama is concentrated on Tumblr and Mastodon, where she routinely attacks TERFs and others whom she conflates with Nazis.
She talks about how she wanted to meet serial killers Jeffrey Dahmer and Richard Ramirez (she is now allegedly dating their ghosts) and often mentions her quest to get on disability benefits. She also claims to "astral travel" to hell.
She used to also maintain a porn blog full of weird posts involving urophilia, hybristophilia, haematophilia, and other bizarre fetishes.
Her personal Facebook (archive)
Stephanie admitted she started self-harming again due to being mocked on Twitter:
She's also talked about astral-projecting to hell and being a Hindu goddess with astral spirit companions. Nothing in her spirituality even loosely resembles the traditions from which those beliefs originated; demons are cuddly and supportive friends, not bloodthirsty sadists.
Here are some new nonbinary identities she invented to describe herself:
Apparently she's a shapeshifter too. Unfortunately this power of hers somehow doesn't let her shift her waist size.
Stephanie routinely reads this thread despite it "triggering" her, and often posts responses to us on her various blogs. Case in point:
She's been on the farms for a couple years, and there's a ton of background on her. She repeats the same general pattern of behavior and never fails to make us laugh in the process:
Recently, Stephanie has decided to start going by Yarrow Brown, since her birth name was Ayla Brown. She was adopted at a young age after she was taken from her birth mother by CPS.
Lastly, this thread wouldn't be complete without this cow's udders.
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