Gross Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow (Ayla) Brown / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch / anarchoenby - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, attempted child groomer, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier

Meowthkip

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He didn't watch his brother River die in front of Johnny Depp's night club in NYC for you to say this bullshit, Steph, you cretin.
 
Has Steph stopped pretending like she’s asexual? I have never seen a hornier virgin on the internet, and I used to read r/incels for fun. Everything she talks about comes back to some completely unattainable celebrity she wants to have sex with.

She’s a 30 year old virgin, she’s likely TERRIFIED of sex and never intended to meet up with the Internet dude in the first place. She’s trying to play off her fear as being picky when we know she’s desperate af.

Also I thought she was sexually satisfied by her ghost lovers. What gives?
 

Holden Caulfield

cancelled girlboss
The "Goddess" thing is majorly creeping me out bros
It's because Steph has absolutely no life outside of online. She has no friends, no job, and she despises her parents, so she fixates on celebrities/fictional characters who will never know she exists. A lot of people do that, the difference is that they're usually teenagers (PL but i used to do that when i was 14-16) and grow out of it. Steph is 30, her frontal lobe is completely developed, and will always be like this.
Completely out of topic but Phillip Seymor Hoffman was one of my favorite actors. Please, watch Boogie Nights and Before the Devil knows you're dead.
He's very good in The Master as well, which coincidentally also stars Joaquin Phoenix.
 

Meowthkip

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It was in Hollywood but yeah, Steph is a cunt, as usual.

Shid, I thought it was in New York.

Oopsie.

Has Steph stopped pretending like she’s asexual? I have never seen a hornier virgin on the internet, and I used to read r/incels for fun. Everything she talks about comes back to some completely unattainable celebrity she wants to have sex with.

She’s a 30 year old virgin, she’s likely TERRIFIED of sex and never intended to meet up with the Internet dude in the first place. She’s trying to play off her fear as being picky when we know she’s desperate af.

Also I thought she was sexually satisfied by her ghost lovers. What gives?

I think you pinned it. She realized that she might have to commit, panicked, and was looking for an excuse to bail. It's funny, because him having apparently been abused as a child would have been a perfect opportunity for her to have somebody to manipulate, but because Steph is squeamish about actually having to, you know, touch a guy that's not one of the unattainable ones she idolizes, he dodged a bullet.
 
Her comments on Joaquin Phoenix are so fucking funny to me. Steph looks like someone tried to sculpt the Venus of Willendorf out of instant mashed potatoes, and she still has the nerve to judge someone's appearance. I know you're too much of a narcissist to ever love another human being, Steph, so it may come as a shock to you to find out that someone's worth isn't determined by how "hot" they are. You're a repulsive person, inside and out.
 

stuffandthings

Inflammatory Metacommentary
He gets stabbed or something like that. Unless that little old lady died in a car crash or was slain in battle, it can't be compared.
Naw. He dies after using all his magical force energy bringing Rey back from the dead. Seriously. He brings her back, they smile and kiss, and then he drops dead.
I saw it in theaters, and in front of me was a mother with two kids. When Rey and Kylo kissed she whispered loudly to her kid, "Oooh, now they're going to have kids."
Then BAM! Dead. It was hilarious.
 

Sylvie Paula Paula

He's wasting his life and killing his body
Naw. He dies after using all his magical force energy bringing Rey back from the dead. Seriously. He brings her back, they smile and kiss, and then he drops dead.
I saw it in theaters, and in front of me was a mother with two kids. When Rey and Kylo kissed she whispered loudly to her kid, "Oooh, now they're going to have kids."
Then BAM! Dead. It was hilarious.

Wait, so is Sapphire trying to imply that their grandma used her magical force energy to give Sapphire their witch powers or something?
 

Glittarded Tartlet

PSA to everyone hating on my demon genders
Isn't "I am the granddaughter of the witches you couldn't burn" a pretty known quote? That could be something she believes on.

For real, coming from her, it could be anything.

you’re giving her too much credit. She watched Kylie Ren die close to Christmas, her grandma died close to Christmas, therefore she’s triggered. I seriously doubt there’s anything more than that.
 

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