Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow (Ayla) Brown / meowitch666 / bigfatwitchbitch - Obese xe/xyr shut-in, says she has sex with serial killers' ghosts, attempted child groomer, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier

vanilla_pepsi_head

Heavens to Spergatroyd!
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Yes because a clerk sitting behind a counter is as brave as a soldier facing enemy fire
So... Steph has an opportunity to make herself useful, botches it, then complains about even being asked: Take 9,001. And manages to make it about gender because of fucking course it is. Maybe your mother wouldn't have half as much labor, emotional or otherwise, if you peeled your filth-encrusted ass off your bed to contribute once in a while, you absolute fucking potato. Love the intentional bombing of the job interview too, that's pretty rich.
 

Meowzers

an absolute chad of a lesbian
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She has cancer again, so her going out into the pandemic-ed fray is probably not the best of ideas.
mama crimson claw is sick, immunocompromised and has been legitimately disabled for a long time. she really shouldn't be going out. but it really tickles me that, despite being so ill, she had apparently been doing all the shopping up until now if steph and papa crimson claw have no idea how to shop. if it weren't for the pandemic, she'd still probably be out there buying stephanie's tendies, cancer and oxygen tank and all. she puts up with so much *sigh*
i know stapphire's all angry 'husbands don't know how to shop/do chores/household activities, stupid cismen!' blah blah blah, but she isn't bringing up that she apparently didn't know how to shop either. everything is always someone else's fault. being 31 years old and doing errands for your parents is just too much for mx. crimson claw. i know anxiety is a bitch and makes it hard to shop, but it's not like you're doing anything with your life. you can use up your spoons for a shopping trip and then spend the next day recovering from teh trauma.
i'm not even being sarcastic here. stepphire, this is legitimate advice from one ~anxious disabled spoonie~ to another. it really is a matter of 'just getting over it.' just get over it. like, all of it. all of your problems. i don't mean 'physically' because i know anxiety and other disabilities don't go away in a day, i mean emotionally, your pissy attitude. stop complaining and get over it. just deal with it and stop bitching.
 

Buddy

Angry midget
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For all we know, her dad could be doing household chores like vacuuming, washing the toilet, etc, while her mom was out shopping. It's not like she's telling us everything, she loves exaggerating to make her dad look bad.

To be honest, I think there wouldn't even be that much problem with her having no job if she did everything around the house. Like, helping out her sick parents by fulltime cooking and cleaning for them, and they let her live rentless at their place. But she doesn't do any of that and acts like frying some weeds she picked off her yard is a great accomplishment.
 

Glittarded Tartlet

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Regarding the interview, I think it was a lame brained attempt at exposure therapy. Exposure to, I guess, jobs in general? The idea of doing work of any kind?

Regarding the grocery shopping, it’s such a bizarre thing for her to rant about. That she thinks anyone wants her foreveralone advice about the division of labor in a relationship is hilarious. It’s also hilarious that by labeling this a cishet male problem she’s implying that gay and trans relationships are inherently egalitarian.

also lol at wrong brand of salad. Just buy some lettuce for fucks sake.
 

Alaska Thundercunt

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I think instead of "emotional labor" she was trying to say "mental load".

The mental load describes the concept of the wife/girlfriend/etc. taking on the brunt of the housework, since that is still what society teaches is the correct "role" for a woman - even if she works just as much or more outside the home as her male partner.

I think she's trying to assert that her mom/"cishet wives" take on the mental load when grocery shopping by remembering all the foods they have to buy each week, meal prepping and buying corresponding ingredients, knowing what foods and household necessities they need to stock up on on every grocery trip, and being able to overall navigate the grocery store due to having more experience.

Rate me however you want but I certainly will not say that the "mental load" is any kind of fake feminist bullshit. I've seen it, I've experienced it, et cetera.

But Staph, as usual, goes about it the complete wrong way and fucks up the whole message. Not to mention that she does abso-fucking-lutely nothing at all to contribute to the household, and probably would have had the strop to end all strops if she was forced to go grocery shopping alone. Say what you will about mental load, but Papa Frigly probably was able to more or less complete most of the list -whereas Staph would only have the "spoons" to conveniently load the cart with her own garbage before having a tantrum/mental collapse, then make sure to tweet all about how persecuted she felt and how evil capitalism is and how things are soooo expensive but she saw upper class whitey McCissersons with a full cart and a disabled Latina Wiccan transwoman only buying one moldy pack of tortillas.
Consider the emotional labor it takes to deal with Staph’s SJW nonsense in real time. I can’t imagine the horrors her parents have seen, what with her incontinence and troon dick and shit obsessions.
 

Troonologist PhD

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Is she really saying her mom getting cancer again is no big deal? Fucking cancer, during a pandemic, at her age! This bitch complains all day about her condishuns and this is her response? What a selfish little bitch.
I know I’m pretty behind on this but this actually kind of pissed me off and made me really feel for her parents. Oh and BTW Staph, we don’t e-stalk you because of your dumb politics. It’s because you’re an evil, selfish bitch. It’s not “karma” because curses are bad, nor is your mom getting cancer your punishment. It’s karma because you throw them out over the most petulant e-bullshit like the vile, narcissistic womanchild you are and every second of your shitty, miserable, pathetic life is your punishment that you could change at any second.

Edit: Missed the part where she thinks her mom’s cancer is her punishment and added in another reply.

I don't even have any commentary for this one.

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Lol Staph really is an ugly, bitter incel.
 
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Aguas Locas

Haunted Collector™
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While this is could be potentially dangerous, I find interesting she suddenly worries about a man she rentlessly mocked for:
1. Having dementia
2. Fear demons

She doesn't worry about a fragile health, same as her mom, just the idea of getting a lap dance from CoronaChan.

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Don't know what the fuck happened here. But, Steph, your dad got you a fucking cat as ransom to not leave the house, the man clearly doesn't want it in the first place.

Also, didn't you picked your cat's paws and let him be overweight?

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Ayyy, but those demons got you in a great mental health space :spudking:
 

cogsworth

Aren't you fucking tired of screaming?
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"My NOT REAL DAD is a PIECE OF SHIT because he liked Simba better than he likes Peetie!!! That's exactly the same as his parents neglecting his in favor of his brother! I COULD DIE OF CORONA AND HE'S TALKING ABOUT LIKING MY OLD CAT BETTER WHEN HE SHOULD BE FOCUSING ON ME ME ME ME ME ME" shut the fuck up Stephanie no one cares if you get the Rona and no one cares if your dad likes your cat or not you fucking twat.

Your cat probably IS mean, because you pull strips of skin off his feet and he's only really attached to your mother. Stop being a little bitch about it, he doesn't have to like your current cat the best.
 

WinchesterPremium

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I don't even have any commentary for this one.

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That reads like a parody.

"Lucky I'm ace so I can just masturbate if I get horny!"

Like...what...does she think allosexual singles do? Does she think...that porn is aimed only at asexual and everyone else just finds someone to have sex with?

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While this is could be potentially dangerous, I find interesting she suddenly worries about a man she rentlessly mocked for:
1. Having dementia
2. Fear demons

She doesn't worry about a fragile health, same as her mom, just the idea of getting a lap dance from CoronaChan.

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Don't know what the fuck happened here. But, Steph, your dad got you a fucking cat as ransom to not leave the house, the man clearly doesn't want it in the first place.

Also, didn't you picked your cat's paws and let him be overweight?

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Ayyy, but those demons got you in a great mental health space :spudking:
"STRAP IN FOR THIS ONE: MY DAD MAKES FUN OF MY CAT! HE SAYS IT DOESN'T LIKE HIM! THIS IS CLEARLY THE WORST THING GOING ON IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW JUSTIFY HIS SIN KIWI FARMS!"

Like...is he beating the cat? Spraying it with bottled water? Doing anything mean to the cat at all? No, or you would have complained about it. He's "crossing its boundaries" so...petting...it when it doesn't want to get pet? Scratching its tummy? Are you treating your dad scratching a kitty's tummy as abuse? Or is it just him saying "I like the cat that didn't bite me better" that is the abuse? It isn't like he even hates cats in general since you are saying he liked the old one.

You where the one who got angry at him for crying over his wife's cancer and said it is nothing big. You think you might die if a cop drives by a graveyard you are in, so that clearly is worth nothing. Her dad is like "90" and if he really has severe dementia he's basically dead already anyway. And you are clearly the one making a big deal out of what is apparently literally your dad grumbling that the cat is mean to him.
 

Vandy

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Am I tripping? Staph hasn't had Peetie for two years.

Also, if you are horny, you're not asexual since asexuality is a lack of sexual attraction.
That would just mean you aren't attracted to people, not that you don't get horny. You don't have to be looking at someone to become aroused, it can just happen. (Ie morning wood, those random boners throughout the day)

That being said Staph has stated numerous times they're attraction to people so they are not asexual. I wonder why they took the label back?
 

afternoon_tea

thank you Dr. Purr, very cool
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LOL when she said to "strap in" I thought for sure she was gonna regale us with a totally real story about how emotionally abusive he is or some shit. Imagine my supreeze when she just whines about how he doesn't like the new cat. Oh.
Haha I know right? "I'll show those stalkers what an evil person he is, he liked my old cat better! That's a level of evil that even those fascists at Kiwi Farms won't be able to deny!"

She is so insanely out of touch, how is she a real person? How can someone in adulthood be so stuck in the mentality of middle school aged child?

Also now she's saying her father doesn't care if her mother dies after she lambasted him for being upset about her cancer diagnoses. Also I'm pretty sure no one here "worships" her father, just sympathizes with him for adopting a dud.

She is the very definition of "socially re-tarded"
 

Mr Foster

Dosh, grab it while you can lads!
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I don't even have any commentary for this one.

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Staph is a cis straight woman. Everything else is a LARP for oppression points.

Well guess what staph, after this global pandemic, people are going to have much less energy and tolerance for bullshit like your claims.

Also, congrats on getting denied again for your appeal. It's almost like you are fully able to work and have lied for years to leech off the system.

I don't know too much about the American system. But if I were to guess, things are going to be very different for people like staph who use lables as sociopolitical weapons to get bogus funding to sit in their ass and screech on social media. People with real crises are going to need those programs and she is a perfect example of the people who now, more then ever, need to be called out to make room for those in real horrible situations.

Staph could get a job after lockdown to help her aging, sick parents in the impending recession. But, we know she won't, because she doesn't give a flying shit about anyone but her own tardy self.