Maybe someone in prison who has to schedule their calls? She could be fangirling after a serial killer for all we know....apparently staph talks to this roommate once a week on the phone. which is....good, but fucking weird? she's getting socialization but who has scheduled phone calls with their friends once a week? she flexes about how she seriously does have irl friends u guise, she's NORMAL, but does something that literally no one but sad lonely old ladies do. makes me think the roommate is doing the chris-chan gal pal thing and just trying to be nice to the resident spud, and it's been going on for ten years.
Gland problems have been an excuse for fat people to be fat for forever.Sappy looks baked.
Also, is hypothyroid a new self-diagnosis? There's so many I can't remember them all.