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Science Stephen Hawking's wheelchair sells for $393,000 at auctionMoney won't go into uploading his brain on a computer

Discussion in 'Articles & Happenings' started by Sperglord Dante, Nov 8, 2018.

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  1. https://apnews.com/84bc4ae43f774792a42a0eee110a424e

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    Sperglord Dante

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  2. I just had a mental image of it being haunted, and rolling through the hallways of the auction house at night, and saying, in a stilted, nonthreatening inflection-less electric monotone:

    Boo boo boo I am sca-ring you all boo boo boo
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    TowinKarz Actually WILL Call Somebody.....

  3. They left me on the floor god damn it to hell
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    Crippled_Retard I'm stuck in this fucking chair

  4. I would legit be angry as fuck if this wasn't for charity.
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    FierceBrosnan I can probably bench press you.

  5. I always though Hawking was just an exceptional individual cripple and the Chair was a hyper intelligent AI
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    TiggerNits Yankee vampire living off the blood of the poor
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  6. I'm surprised it didn't sell for more tbh.
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  7. There's something... _weird_ about buying a dead guy's mobility aid.
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    Vrakks Please... I go by Gold Diamond now.
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  8. I bet whoever bought it wanted to sniff his chair.
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    thismanlies The Funnest Part of Gaming is Looting Corpses.
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  9. I can imagine the person buying it would just sit on it and pretend to be an exceptional individual in it.
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  10. You found me out.
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    Dr W

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  11. I still want the "dad chair" from Roundhouse.
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  12. It was probably bought by some sex perv.
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    Smaug's Smokey Hole

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  13. Or rich, somewhat irreverent cosplayer.
    J A N D E K

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  14. That belongs in a museum!
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