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The Un-Clit

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Steve just did a WW2 vintage "Army Air Force Aircrew Lunch" in a very snifty looking for the time case which pops up and opens top and bottom to let out either loose candy or chocolate bars respectively. This candy with nuts has been air-exposed for 80 FUCKING YEARS and looks every bit as gnarly as you would expect it to, but he eats every last morsel.

Mind you, he paid $300+ for it, so I guess you want to get your money's worth.

 
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Capsaicin Addict

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Civilian MREs? Seems like it'd be better to just buy camping food for emergencies.
Most preppers and semi-prepper types do a mix of both. Dehydrated camping food can keep for up to 20+ years in proper storage, while civilian MREs can only keep for 3-5 years depending on storage temperatures. However, MREs require minimal additional materials and gear (the flameless heating element I've got in my MREs only requires a small quantity of water to activate, and if you're desperate you can eat the entree cold).

I guess it's all down to how far you want to plan ahead and for what contingencies.
 

Mr. Marcus

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Steve just did a WW2 vintage "Army Air Force Aircrew Lunch" in a very snifty looking for the time case which pops up and opens top and bottom to let out either loose candy or chocolate bars respectively. This candy with nuts has been air-exposed for 80 FUCKING YEARS and looks every bit as gnarly as you would expect it to, but he eats every last morsel.

Mind you, he paid $300+ for it, so I guess you want to get your money's worth.


Man this guy is so fuckin happy. Good for him.
 

The Un-Clit

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"let's get that on a tray" followed by "nice" has become some sort of in-joke amongst me and my friends.

Haha! My bro and I have started chanting along with Steve at the end of his vids with his "Well this is steve1989 off MREinfo. Hope you liked the video. And I'll be coming back at you with something new.....or old! Okay, cool. See ya!" closing bit.

Though he dropped the MREinfo part a while back now. It's a memory so strong I usually stutter half a second changing from MREinfo and instead jumping right into the "Hope you liked the video...." bit.
 

The Un-Clit

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Steve opens a mostly intact WWII Navy pilot survival kit:


Fuckin AWESOME, I love the WW2 era stuff best of all. And you KNOW that even if he dosen't test out the included benzedrine tabs on the WW2-Vietnam era escape-evasion kits on-cam, that he's tweaking like a motherfucker off camera. ;)

*edit* or in this case, cruising on the morphine. :biggrin: *double edit* or maybe not! Some negroidal individual jacked the morphine and resold the kit! (:_(
 
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thejackal

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Ya'll watch this guy? He's awesome. Eats old ass MREs on Youtube and cracks open some really neat retro stuff and old survival packs. He has several catch phrases including "let's get this on a tray, nice" and "good hiss" (when he cracks open a well preserved vacuum seal).

He writes his own music as well for the videos.

Very relaxing late night watching IMO, great to fall asleep to.



That's get this in a thread, nice. @zedkissed60 can you point me towards his discussion here I searched but couldn't find any will delete this one.
 
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thejackal

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I like how he optimistically describes taking what is essentially meth would keep your spirits upbeat in a survival situation along with the little packets of choco bars the Air Force included. Meth + choco obviously critical in any survival situation. I think the Air Force might be right.
 

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