Steven Universe Fandom -

[AP 297]

More like Steven Pooniverse

Now you are going to remind us about how some of us don't have vaginas and are stuck with living under the oppressive male gender specification. You are the worst animal there is.

Also Steven is a gemstone and Gemstones do not have genders!

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Hey guys, remember when this thread was about stupid Tumblrinas throwing shitfits over a cartoon?

 

[Meowthkip]

Can we get back on topic? Nobody cares if you do or don't like Steven Universe, or if you're better than the other fans, or whatever the fuck. We're just here to talk about the batshit fans.

Thank you.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Exactly. I'm not sure why this thread specifically is having such a big problem with trollshielding and shitposting. For the most part, the bronies are pretty good about not sperging about emellpee in their thread.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

An autistic man is writing an erotic fan fiction about Pokemon in the internet. "Oh boy" he says, "I can't wait to masterbate with my incredibly small penis to this story" and jerks his dick so hard to pictures of female blaziken that blood starts to come out of the tip of his dick. "Wow, a new record!" He says while cleaning up his disgusting mess.
Just then he decides he's hungry and goes upstairs to microwave himself some hot pockets. He trips on the way up the stairs and bruises his knee, causing him to cry uncontrollably and shits himself until his mother comes and consoles him.
"Son, it looks like you've shat your diaper again" his mother says to him. "Looks like I'm gonna have to clean you up"
He turns to his mom, looks at her, and says "Can you hurry this up mom, I have to post about how much better I am than other Steven universe fans on the kiwi farms!"

Dude, you just made me blow chunks of hot pockets and Pepsi all over the keyboard!

 

[AnOminous]

Dumb is having nothing to believe in that you have to sit back and ridicule a passionate fandom that you clearly do not understand!

"Passionate fandom" is sort of a synonym for "bunch of laughable spergs."

 

[Jumpin Jenkins]

Back on topic, I read recently that someone thinks that all of the Steven Universe cast are Mexicans. It was a video by a little Mexican girl on Tumblr, and she pronounced it "Meheeckin".

 

[Have a Pepsi]

Back on topic, I read recently that someone thinks that all of the Steven Universe cast are Mexicans. It was a video by a little Mexican girl on Tumblr, and she pronounced it "Meheeckin".

So the family that runs the pizza parlor is Chinese-Jamaican-Mexican? Reminds me of my friend who says he's German, Russian, Navajo, Ojibwe, Canadian, French, and a vampire.

 

[EI 903]

I know many people in the thread (including me) are blatantly trollshielding, but at least it hasn't progressed to balls-out A-Logging with people calling SJW SU fans worse than Pol Pot or something.

This thread in a nutshell. What a disappointment. I'm starting to think that general threads about fandoms aren't worth it, as they inevitably turn into this sort of thing.