There's a man out there with a more than a few screws loose who calls himself Steward HK Lar. His magnum opus is an arc of stories he has been working on fairly regularly since 2006. It is difficult to find what he even calls it, as the stories behind his artwork are a big word soup of names. From here on it will be referred to as Beestmeel. According to him, he has outlined his plot until the year 2050, and will continue to make regular installments until then. How much stock that holds is quite questionable (besides in the obvious ways) because he seems to think that he can travel through time.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZGBxiZurQg0S1SXDqtNktw
His YouTube account is updated weekly with a new series of Crayola marker drawings. He also comments on nearly every YouTube video with something he has made.
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7bVwYRCOBtioWxfs5i2nEg
His second channel is an even bigger heap of nonsense than the first.
But this is only the tip of the iceberg.
He made hundreds of "games" on several platforms like Newgrounds, and they are even worse than the stories that he makes. Many of them, along with his books, are available on Amazon for 99 cents apiece. (https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias=aps&field-keywords=steward+hk+lar) He is quite confident in his skills as a game maker, believing "I'm 99% confident that you'll list my storyline as one of the top 10 in the history of video games."
He gained a cult following after Lowtax made a video featuring some of his horrible games, which he interprets as promotion. He has many responses in the comments section.
He gained a cult following after Lowtax made a video featuring some of his horrible games, which he interprets as promotion. He has many responses in the comments section.
He has several websites, and all of them look like something an 11 year old made, right down to the MS Paint pictures that adorn them and the nightmarish navigation. These are the the few that I was able to find again, but I know there are more.
http://regtamad.wixsite.com/love
http://poshlume.wixsite.com/hate
http://www.movielardatadare.com/ [dead link]
http://regtamad.wixsite.com/love/knights This is a page of particular interest where he responds to questions. This is the most direct description he has given of himself, such as how he is not at all crazy, how his work is the most complex thing humanity has ever witnessed, how God and Jesus put him on Earth to be the light of a billion people [his fans], and how he had to delete his MySpace account because he was way too popular there. In the next page, he even says that he is :autism:-free and has only ever been diagnosed with genius. Truly a remarkable individual.
Googling his name also brings up hundreds of profiles across a huge variety of websites, like Gamejolt, Bandcamp, and even Steam Greenlight. None of them make sense.
http://stewardhklarlover.newgrounds.com/ Posts art, music, games and stories here.
http://hubpages.com/@movielardatadare Another goldmine of insanity- Some stuff just doesn't make the cut for Beestmeel, so he sticks it all here.
http://regtamad.wixsite.com/love
http://poshlume.wixsite.com/hate
http://www.movielardatadare.com/ [dead link]
http://regtamad.wixsite.com/love/knights This is a page of particular interest where he responds to questions. This is the most direct description he has given of himself, such as how he is not at all crazy, how his work is the most complex thing humanity has ever witnessed, how God and Jesus put him on Earth to be the light of a billion people [his fans], and how he had to delete his MySpace account because he was way too popular there. In the next page, he even says that he is :autism:-free and has only ever been diagnosed with genius. Truly a remarkable individual.
Googling his name also brings up hundreds of profiles across a huge variety of websites, like Gamejolt, Bandcamp, and even Steam Greenlight. None of them make sense.
http://stewardhklarlover.newgrounds.com/ Posts art, music, games and stories here.
http://hubpages.com/@movielardatadare Another goldmine of insanity- Some stuff just doesn't make the cut for Beestmeel, so he sticks it all here.
Christianity is a huge motivator for his madness. He believes that he is on a mission from God and Jesus, whom he always refers to as a single combined entity just like our favorite cow. Christianity plays a big role in Beestmeel (Steward even cites his purpose in life as a journey from Godjesus to spread the word of Beestmeel), and is slightly less indecipherable than all the other elements of it. He very often goes overboard with religion and ends up with beliefs like this:
He also makes music, if one wants to call it that. He invented a new genre, or so he believes, called Prep/Posh Froth. The only explanation I can find on it is this pseudo-article written by him.
http://hubpages.com/entertainment/MLDD-has-Just-Invented-a-New-Music-Genre-Prep-Froth
Here's a gem of his about how he is a virginwith rage 'burning like an oven.'
He got laid enough later on down the line to get chlamydia. He's somehow married in spite of STDs/lunacy.
http://hubpages.com/entertainment/MLDD-has-Just-Invented-a-New-Music-Genre-Prep-Froth
Here's a gem of his about how he is a virgin
And about that time travel thing:
In this song he states "I'm already living in 2015 so I gotta pretend that I'm living in 2014 so ya'll won't think I'm crazy"
'It's just a song , he doesn't actually think that.'
It's not the only thing impacting your intelligence
'It's just a song , he doesn't actually think that.'
It's not the only thing impacting your intelligence
He has long believed that he has at least a billion fans. Lowtax's video only strengthened his belief that he has many, many fans around the world who adore his work. The guy's too crazy to listen to any criticism (http://regtamad.wixsite.com/love/shop), and most of his responses to it can be generalized with this one from the aforementioned post.
His ego is rampant. He not only believes he will get over a billion fans, but he also believes he has created one of the most significant works in the history or mankind, straight from Godjesus. When asked whether he would play Beestmeel or some other shitty game, he responded unironically:
It's interesting that even though he's fucked in the head, his writing skills are competent and he writes like a perfectly intelligible person when not talking about Beestmeel. I'd daresay that each individual story makes sense, and it only becomes an exceptional mess when looking at everything together. Even his handwriting looks good.
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, an unmedicated Schizophrenic with delusions of grandeur and a Messiah Complex. Hmm...don't think we've ever discussed one of those before on the Farms.
