Lolcow Stitches Instagram / Stitches / Phillip Katsabanis - Beaner rapper dude who makes funny ass vids on YouTube, Juggalos hate him and he's a liar

[chimpburgers]

Check this nigga out. His vids are really short but they all made me laugh. I don't know if he's like a Hispanic FEDSMOKER or something but just watch. Nothing political or really complicated with this one, just a nice feel good self producing cow.

Their website:

http://hopsindojo.verse.jp/stitches/2196/

 

[BILLY MAYS]

He's obsessed with this rapper called Hopsin, holy shit.

Twitter
Instagram

"Society Promotes Suicidal" "Society Is The Enemy"
ow the edge

 

[GS 281]

Check this nigga out. His vids are really short but they all made me laugh. I don't know if he's like a Hispanic FEDSMOKER or something but just watch. Nothing political or really complicated with this one, just a nice feel good self producing cow.

Their website:

http://hopsindojo.verse.jp/stitches/2196/

Well by those face tats we know he is dedicated to his future of not holding a respectable job.

 

[Portajohn]

Before he got into cocaine and facial tattoos, Stitches was known as "Lil Phill." This is what he used to look like. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

This is a good background video on him.

If you haven't watched it, check out his song "Brick in Yo Face."

Cause bitch I got extendos. Bitch I got extendos. Don't play with me boy, don't play with me boy. Go play your Nintendo!

Gets me every time.

 

[Lipitor]

Lol this guy started internet beef with the rapper, The Game, and got his ass laid out over it..

 

[chimpburgers]

Whoa, this guy already has a Wikipedia article.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stitches_(rapper)

Powerword and everything on here. @Lipitor gets credit for the find.

 

[Portajohn]

Lol this guy started internet beef with the rapper, The Game, and got his ass laid out over it..

Then a week later he got jumped by his own crew. They claimed he set one of them up to be robbed. He claimed The Game paid them off.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Whoa, this guy already has a Wikipedia article.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stitches_(rapper)

Powerword and everything on here. @Lipitor gets credit for the find.

Didn't this page get vandalised repeatedly so the first sentence you'd see said he worked as an accountant in Florida?

That'll never stop being funny.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

The only explanation for cows of this variety is lotsa drugs.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Ah, here it is!

Spoiler

[GALLERY=media, 1635]Stitcheswikivandling_1 by *Asterisk* posted May 4, 2016 at 10:52 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1636]Stitcheswikivandling_2 by *Asterisk* posted May 4, 2016 at 10:52 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1637]Stitcheswikivandling_3 by *Asterisk* posted May 4, 2016 at 10:52 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1638]Stitcheswikivandling_4 by *Asterisk* posted May 4, 2016 at 10:52 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1639]Stitcheswikivandling_5 by *Asterisk* posted May 4, 2016 at 10:52 PM[/GALLERY]

This was a blast to look through, but the best part was what I found below:

Spoiler

[GALLERY=media, 1640]Stitcheswikisocking_1 by *Asterisk* posted May 4, 2016 at 10:56 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1641]Stitcheswikisocking_2 by *Asterisk* posted May 4, 2016 at 10:56 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1642]Stitcheswikisocking_3 by *Asterisk* posted May 4, 2016 at 10:56 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1643]Stitcheswikisocking_4 by *Asterisk* posted May 4, 2016 at 10:56 PM[/GALLERY]
[GALLERY=media, 1644]Stitcheswikisocking_5 by *Asterisk* posted May 4, 2016 at 10:56 PM[/GALLERY]

This just fucking has to be our friend Phil the Third. There's now way anyone else would be autistic about fucking Stiches.

 

[chimpburgers]

New vids!

 

[Doc Cassidy]

FUCK A JOOOOOOB!!!!!

 

[Poison_Ivy]

I literally opened one of the spoilers and saw the tattoos and jumped. Who would do that to their face?? First off, that had to be painful being so close to bone and such. Second, I wouldn't want to see this guy in a dark alley......or ever actually.

But for the videos....fuck a job? Quite the set of life goals he has.

 

[Goddessoftheshire]

His wiki page states "The son of an insurance broker" nothing more amusing then people from a middle class background trying to look hard by talking ghetto.

 

[Metal Sink]

 

[chimpburgers]

Some of his videos on his official channel have gotten nearly a million views. This one in particular is pretty interesting.

Some people are unironic fans of his and others think this is shit.

 

[Lipitor]

He raps like a fucking juggalo. God that "don't you know I'm loco" edgelord act is obnoxious.

 

[chimpburgers]

He raps like a fucking juggalo. God that "don't you know I'm loco" edgelord act is obnoxious.

That's how I actually found this guy. I was trying to look for Juggalo lolcow content and then for some reason this dude's channel popped up in the recommendations and in the search. I don't think he is one but he acts like one without all the face paint.

 

[An Ghost]

View attachment 91684

my favorite part about this is thats hell raiser tearing the brick apart, nails and all

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

he seems like the kind of guy you buy weed from who throws a shit fit if you don't smoke him out before you leave and then he goes into the bathroom and comes out with powder on his nose and calls you a poser and a sell out because you don't want to go with him to jack in the box at 11 pm on a work night.