Story Thread -

[sassyma seed]

When you post, post a single sentence to continue the story.

First line to start:

"I logged on to the site, and it was happening again."

 

[女鬼]

"The old man had definitely gone stark raving bonkers."

 

[BatNapalm]

"And then a skeleton popped out."

 

[Bogs]

"I know this because I AM YOU."

 

[Motherboard]

"No, perhaps not, for you lack a genuine dick."

 

[Jack Haywood]

"But yet I have a ballsack."

 

[Picklechu]

Then, the sun exploded and everyone died.

 

[sassyma seed]

Then OP realized what a terrible mistake they had made, and wished the thread would be locked.

 

[CephalopodEnthusiast]

Then who was phone?