Straight is perfectly fine -

  • ATTENTION: The National Security Administration has made a press release regarding a Windows 10 remote execution exploit that any website can take advantage of. It is one of the worst exploits that has ever been found. Update Windows immediately.

    NSA Press Release, "Am I vulnerable?"


UQ 770

Its always been my impression that anyone who feels self-conscious about being straight around gay or bi people is either closeted or probably suffering from some kind of social anxiety. I'm aware there are some predators out there that get off on targeting straight people who have exactly that kind of anxiety, but I find its a lot easier to just say "Eh, you're not really my type." if someone from the same sex shows you a little too much attention. It sidesteps the whole issue and avoids burning any bridges. If they keep it up after that or get aggressive, you're dealing with a real freak and you need to get the fuck out of there.

Though as a rule I also just avoid anyone who gets euphoric about their sexuality and overuses terms like "liberating" and "I can just feel good being me!" is worth avoiding in the first place. Those types are just as irritating to be around regardless of their sexuality.

About Us

The Kiwi Farms is about eccentric individuals and communities on the Internet. We call them lolcows because they can be milked for amusement or laughs. Our community is bizarrely diverse and spectators are encouraged to join the discussion.

We do not place intrusive ads, host malware, sell data, or run crypto miners with your browser. If you experience these things, you have a virus. If your malware system says otherwise, it is faulty.

Supporting the Forum

How to Help

The Kiwi Farms is constantly attacked by insane people and very expensive to run. It would not be here without community support.

BTC: 1DgS5RfHw7xA82Yxa5BtgZL65ngwSk6bmm
ETH: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
BAT: 0xc1071c60Ae27C8CC3c834E11289205f8F9C78CA5
XMR: 438fUMciiahbYemDyww6afT1atgqK3tSTX25SEmYknpmenTR6wvXDMeco1ThX2E8gBQgm9eKd1KAtEQvKzNMFrmjJJpiino