Straight Porn is Fucking Gay and Everyone that Jacks off to it is a Faggot -

[Epic Fedora Man]

How can you masturbate to something that is 40% penis? I can't and have never watched more than 30 seconds of cock induced straight porn since I was 12.

Every time a dick shows up on the screen I get an "intruder alert" in my head and my dick curls up like a snail. This is fucking gay, you are LITTERALLY jacking off to dick you faggot, and you say you are not gay, idiot.

What is the reasoning behind this? are most men gay? How can you get it off when there is someone else's dick on the screen?

 

[WolfeTone]

Watch Indigo White, no dicks

 

[Bad Gateway]

Homosexuality is not real. You only think you are gay because of the media and the internet. Somebody told you that your gay and you believed it. That don’t mean it’s true. The Bible says that nobody is actually homosexual and the act of homosexuality is a sin. All sin is equal in the eyes of God. Having anal sex with a man is just as bad as stealing something, or telling a white lie, or murdering someone. All a sin. If you tell yourself that your homosexual then your brain will think that. Just tell yourself that homosexuality goes against the Bible. Read the Bible. Anybody who tells you to just embrace homosexuality is a person who is telling you to just embrace sin. You go to hell if you embrace sin. Do you want to be happy being gay and then go to hell? It’s sounds like your not happy being gay anyway. So what do you even have to lose by becoming straight?

 

[Epic Fedora Man]

Homosexuality is not real. You only think you are gay because of the media and the internet. Somebody told you that your gay and you believed it. That don’t mean it’s true. The Bible says that nobody is actually homosexual and the act of homosexuality is a sin. All sin is equal in the eyes of God. Having anal sex with a man is just as bad as stealing something, or telling a white lie, or murdering someone. All a sin. If you tell yourself that your homosexual then your brain will think that. Just tell yourself that homosexuality goes against the Bible. Read the Bible. Anybody who tells you to just embrace homosexuality is a person who is telling you to just embrace sin. You go to hell if you embrace sin. Do you want to be happy being gay and then go to hell? It’s sounds like your not happy being gay anyway. So what do you even have to lose by becoming straight?

That doesn't hide the fact that straight porn is 40% to 50% penis, which is gay.

 

[L50LasPak]

This is the gayest thread I've seen in a long time.

 

[07.]

Is this a controversial opinion?

 

[Timesplitter]

The straightest and therefore best kind of porn is a tranny having sex with a woman. Don't even tell me to watch lesbian porn because that's literally two women being GAY together and I'm not a fucking faggot so I just watch tranny porn instead.

 

[Epic Fedora Man]

Is this a controversial opinion?

apparently since most men jack off to dick on the screen.

 

[Not Really Here]

How Can you masturbate to something that is 40% penis? I can't and have never watched more than 30 seconds of cock induced straight porn since I was 12.

Every time a dick shows up on the screen I get an "intruder alert" in my head and my dick curls up like a snail. This is fucking gay, you are LITTERALLY jacking off to dick you faggot, and you say you are not gay, idiot.

What is the reasoning behind this? are most men gay? How can you get it off when there is someone else's dick on the screen?

Not as funny as the Ron White bit.

 

[A Dumb Demon]

OP hoping the gay thoughts don't catch him posting shitty threads on the farms.

 

[DumbDude42]

it's not gay for me because actually all PoV porn is made by me so i'm actually just watching myself
it's very gay for you though because you're not me so you're watching another dude naked

jk all porn is degenerate

 

[User names must be unique]

apparently since most men jack off to dick on the screen.

Not me I only jerk off to close ups of the guys face and/or taint. I even write in to porn studios requesting more of those specific shots, so if you enjoy those to you're welcome.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

The straightest and therefore best kind of porn is a tranny having sex with a woman. Don't even tell me to watch lesbian porn because that's literally two women being GAY together and I'm not a fucking faggot so I just watch tranny porn instead.

Count yourself lucky, we just get two nullos otherwise we're either gay or slutty. Very sad porn.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Then I would recommend Assigned Male diaper erotica. No genitals but still loads of fun.

 

[GeorgeFloyd]

If you jerk off to your own thoughts it feels better when you coom.

 

[MrTroll]

I exclusively watch gangbang porn, so it's really more 80-90% penis.

 

[Reverend]

Watch Trap porn it's 100% penis and therefore doesn't make you gay

 

[Bad Gateway]

It honestly annoys me that OP just took the punchline of a pasta and couldn't be fucked to post the rest. That's just bad process @Epic Fedora Man you nigger

 

[Epic Fedora Man]

It honestly annoys me that OP just took the punchline of a pasta and couldn't be fucked to post the rest. That's just bad process @Epic Fedora Man you nigger

Only gay Italians eat pasta.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

Ever had sex with a woman? It's actually pretty gay when you think about it.