Straight Porn is Fucking Gay and Everyone that Jacks off to it is a Faggot -

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Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.
 

Admiral Mantoid

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Ever had sex with a woman? It's actually pretty gay when you think about it.
Like bro, you're putting your dick in the same place a bunch of dildos and other dicks have been. That's pretty gay, bruh.
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Chaos Theorist

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Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay rape, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight rape by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, rape trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.
 

Disheveled Human

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How can you masturbate to something that is 40% penis? I can't and have never watched more than 30 seconds of cock induced straight porn since I was 12.

Every time a dick shows up on the screen I get an "intruder alert" in my head and my dick curls up like a snail. This is fucking gay, you are LITTERALLY jacking off to dick you faggot, and you say you are not gay, idiot.

What is the reasoning behind this? are most men gay? How can you get it off when there is someone else's dick on the screen?
I don't know most straight porn is shot in a way which minimizes the dudes role usually a generic male who is told not to make too much noises, you almost never see his face in the shot and the focus is the naked chick and her tits bouncing around; Furthermore the man in the sex act is a turn off to most men the male in the scene needs to be as inoffensive and generic looking as possible or it will ruin it regardless of the women or how attracted you are to her. If all fails you still got lesbian porn or solo female porn to get your rocks off.
 
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