Stratowhammy And Orange Fanta -

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Stratochu

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So I bought a big bottle of Orange Fanta at Wal-Mart today and mentioned that I was buying it because Chris-chan turned me off of it and to see if I liked it. The clerk, who was in his late teens and looked like a /b/tard, said "I hope you drink it by itself", of course referring to not mixing it with navy. I had the whole checkout section looking at me like I was crazy, staring at me and even some people laughing.

I managed to get through less than half the bottle before wanting to vomit and belching foul-smelling gas. I can chug any other soda that way, particularly Sangria Senorial, and chug alcohol that way a lot. But Chris has officially ruined Fanta for me forever.

And here it is before being flushed down the toilet. Camera placement was bad, so the pic of me flushing the Orange Fanta down the john did not work out. :(
 

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Niachu

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Welp, we now have scientific evidence of this phenomenon. Make sure to wait a bit before brushing your teeth.
 

Stratochu

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Niachu said:
Welp, we now have scientific evidence of this phenomenon. Make sure to wait a bit before brushing your teeth.
The phenomenon of Chris ruining Fanta for people? I will certainly brush my teeth.
 

Niachu

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Stratochu said:
Niachu said:
Welp, we now have scientific evidence of this phenomenon. Make sure to wait a bit before brushing your teeth.
The phenomenon of Chris ruining Fanta for people? I will certainly brush my teeth.

Indeed. My condolences to you and anyone else who suffers the physical effects of this phenomenon. And wait a bit before brushing your teeth since brushing right after will rub all those sugars and carbs into the enamel. What you want to do is dilute the stuff in your mouth with water. ;)
 

The Hunter

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Attention CWCki Forums, this thread is now about drinking stuff. Good thing I just got back from the store.

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Now post your drinks.

And sorry, but I'm not touching Fanta for a while (or at least until I get desperately thirsty five minutes before Government class).
 

The Hunter

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Nah, I just don't see the point to it is all. Besides, I'm curious about what everyone else is drinking.
 

José Mourinho

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I drank a can of Orange Fanta. Too bad I can't take a photo of the can because I threw it away. Sorry.
 

Stratochu

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Glad the thread is OK.

And FWIW the county I currently live in is like the autism capital of the west coast. I bet at least one person out of all the spergs here will end up being at least a minor lolcow.
 

Stratochu

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Bumped because I accidentally bought Orange Fanta from the vending machine at the clubhouse here when I meant to get Mello Yello. I drank it anyway, and it is wreaking havoc on my insides. Only Orange Fanta does that to me, no other soda.

Damn you, Chrischan!
 

spaps

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I just had some orange Fanta, and I didn't find it that bad. It had a nasty aftertaste though.
 

Stratochu

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spaps said:
I just had some orange Fanta, and I didn't find it that bad. It had a nasty aftertaste though.
To me, it tastes like a diluted, carbonated mild cleaning solvent with orange flavor added.
 

The Hunter

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Hey guys, guess what I found at Spencer's today.

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It sucks that I have no money. Otherwise I would have gotten some orange Fanta to drink out of it. Or actually, I could have just stayed in Spencer's and bought this

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to drink out of it. Also saw the i enjoy Vagina t-shirt, but didn't take a pic. Wound up leaving the store with a Regular Show hat.

So yeah, now you know where all of Chris's weird stuff comes from.
 

Stratochu

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I am now (barely) accustomed to drinking Chris-chan's preferred beverage, but had to take this pic of Sonic clutching a 20-ounce of Orange Fanta while Yanachu's Beanie Baby doll looks on in horror.
 

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Something Vague

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Yeah, I don't like drinking Fanta because of the brominated vegetable oil which is supposed to be really bad for you (it was banned in several countries for being a carcinogen!) especially if taken in large quantities.

I prefer a Faygo creme soda, which is definitely not juggalo jizz.

I never had Faygo in eons, maybe I'll just try it too see if the juggalos ruined it for me or not.
 
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