Snowflake StraySheep / Kayla Marie Waller / morinokunikara / blankshadesgame - Thread #2 The Return of the Transtrender Sperglord Who Tried To Delete Her Thread

[LiveFromNS]

Tired of being called "Wendy" at work, Sheep dies her hair blue.

So she goes from Elmo to Cookie Monster. Nice, must be trying to perfect her image. Cookie's a bit more of a fatass than Elmo.

It never fucking fails with these cows, does it? Every single time it gets to the point where everyone more or less moved on, they just go nuclear on us. I've never seen such spectacular failure of self-control. If I offered a fat wad of cash for them to stay in an empty room by themselves for 24 hours, they'd walk out minutes before the finish line. It's incredible how self-correcting these threads seem to be. The often-repeated motto of "You're here forever" has yet to fail.

Total agreement here. I really feel it is because these individuals have nothing else of interest in their lives. Look at TJ for god sakes, he must love interacting with the Farms. The thread was dying out, her tumblr pals seemed uninterested so engage the Kiwis, then I won't feel so lonely.

Spoiler: Minor Powerlevel/Advice for Kayla

Kayla, I have a daughter who will be 20 in 2 weeks. So I speak from experience.

GET OFF THE INTERNET!! You need to socialize with real people more and gain confidence. Not everyone out there will do you wrong or harm you. I feel you have trust issues because you aren't engaging in lengthy personal interactions. Maybe I am wrong, but you seem to post a lot and never seem to talk much about real live people from what I read.

Why don't you and some co-workers go out after work, go out and have fun! If you find it hard to interact with people in person, there are medications that can alleviate the anxiety. I know, I take them for same reason as I used to have social anixety/panic disorder. Not anymore!

Anyway, I wanted to chime in as your situation gives me the feels considering I have a daughter your age. You said why would we be on a place that makes fun of people if we wanted to help people? Well, this is the exact reason some of us are on here. To offer advice. I have read many posts where people offered advice to you and others in your situation. I believe one female Kiwi even offered you a place to stay.

Yes, if you post stupid shit we will laugh and make fun of you. Likewise, if you wanted help, asked for advice etc., people on here will try and help you too.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

I can't stop anyone from trying, but I would advise against trying to get through to Kayla on a personal level in order to let her see reason. Kiwis have powerleveled, real talked, antagonized, and tried all kinds of methods of trying to get through to her. I'm just going to straight-up tell you it won't work.

Kayla is so incredibly self-absorbed that any attempts to meet her halfway will be mired in excuses. Any attempts to empathize with her self-perceived plight will be brushed off with half-assed sarcasm. Despite being a legal adult, mentally she's still in the teenage "the world revolves around me" phase, and that's not going to end unless something extreme (like, say, getting kicked out of her house) comes along to shock her into reality. As long as Tumblr exists as her safety net, she can always dip back into the limitless well of ass-patters, fictionkins, and whatever demographic stupid or gullible enough to sympathize with a (wo)manbaby of such magnitude.

The best anyone can ask for is to sit back, grab a fruity beverage (umbrella optional), and enjoy watching the morbidly amusing chimpouts Kayla will damn-near guarantee us every other week or so. "Getting a clue" is not in her agenda, so that won't be happening any time soon.

 

[CrispyBacon]

From a couple of days ago, but I never got around to posting it until now... Sheep recalls an uncomfortable encounter from 5th grade:

Spoiler

 

[LiveFromNS]

I can't stop anyone from trying, but I would advise against trying to get through to Kayla on a personal level in order to let her see reason. Kiwis have powerleveled, real talked, antagonized, and tried all kinds of methods of trying to get through to her. I'm just going to straight-up tell you it won't work.

I hear you and agree. I threw it out there simply due to the fact she could be my screwed-up kid! So, from a father viewpoint, which prob is something she hasn't come across, save from her own Dad, I figured one post was in order. But yeah, I read the entire first thread so know all about Kayla. In spite of way she acts, I hope she gets her shit together and realizes errors of her ways and/or seeks professional help.

Just as an aside, my daughter never got into Tumblr, she was a vid game freak! From the fact Tumblr has its own forum here, I am quite thankful she can kick my ass in vidya given the cesspool Tumblr seems to be.

 

[Bugaboo]

What kind of idiot makes a thread about themselves

 

[APerson]

What kind of idiot makes a thread about themselves

Only a lolcow.

 

[Bugaboo]

I'm gonna post a thread about myself on a forum for making fun of weird people... Oh no, they are making fun of me for being weird! Time to break out the cod liver oil!

 

[CrispyBacon]

What kind of idiot makes a thread about themselves

She didn't. She originally came to "defend" Springtrapp, and one of her posts ended up getting split into a new thread since she'd proved herself a big enough lolcow on her own.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I got power leveled out of control in the last thread with real talk pleas and personal experiences. No reaction from her, ever. She likes being the victim more than she likes the idea of being healthy and productive.

 

[AnOminous]

She didn't. She originally came to "defend" Springtrapp, and one of her posts ended up getting split into a new thread since she'd proved herself a big enough lolcow on her own.

Like many cows before her, she was repeatedly warned that shitting up the Greasetrapp thread and making it about herself would just get her her own thread.

As with many cows before her she's all bring it on.

Then comes the running, and the screaming.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I'll never quite understand why Tumblrinas are so indebted to fighting battles with some random people that casually laugh at people they consider friends when, in reality, those friends are the first ones likely to throw you under the bus and flee when prompted with anything even mildly dangerous.

I mean, seriously, if you're going to willingly commit Internet seppuku, at least do it over someone worth it.

 

[sugoi-chan]

I'll never quite understand why Tumblrinas are so indebted to fighting battles with some random people that casually laugh at people they consider friends when, in reality, those friends are the first ones likely to throw you under the bus and flee when prompted with anything even mildly dangerous.

I mean, seriously, if you're going to willingly commit Internet seppuku, at least do it over someone worth it.

Spring and Stray were in an e-relationship at the time. I guess when you listen to your e-boyfriend have sex with his underage partner over Skype, there's a sense of loyalty.

 

[Ruin]

Has she cleaned her room yet?

 

[yasscat]

Has she cleaned her room yet?

One can only hope.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

From a couple of days ago, but I never got around to posting it until now... Sheep recalls an uncomfortable encounter from 5th grade:

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Yeah, I'll take "Shit That Never Happened" for $400, Alex.
All her kvetching about being a "child sexual abuse survivor" & this incident never came up until now? Her excuse will likely be that she "repressed" this "memory" & it all came flooding back after a particularly traumatic bout of cyberbowling (read: undoing her thread deletion).

Has she cleaned her room yet?

The only thing she can clean is her guvking plate.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Yeah, I'll take "Shit That Never Happened" for $400, Alex.
All her kvetching about being a "child sexual abuse survivor" & this incident never came up until now? Her excuse will likely be that she "repressed" this "memory" & it all came flooding back after a particularly traumatic bout of cyberbowling (read: undoing her thread deletion).

The only thing she can clean is her guvking plate.

To the best of my knowledge, she's never mentioned this before. She has claimed to be a childhood sex abuse survivor but argued that it was because a boy her own age made some advances on her she was uncomfortable with. This would be the kind of story she should've dropped during that 20-page saga where she was arguing with anons over her self-applied label of rape survivor.

So yeah. She made this shit up.

 

[Erica]

Hi Kayla.

Please note that calling your claims into question is not the same as knowingly defending an abusive relationship.

Also, since you mentioned it in the tags, you said this a post later:

So, not taking this situation seriously isn't a problem. Because nothing actually happened. Shouldn't you be guvking happy about nothing happening instead of trying to become a more edgy trauma victim?

 

[sugoi-chan]

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Hi Kayla.

Please note that calling your claims into question is not the same as knowingly defending an abusive relationship.

Also, since you mentioned it in the tags, you said this a post later:
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So, not taking this situation seriously isn't a problem. Because nothing actually happened. Shouldn't you be guvking happy about nothing happening instead of trying to become a more edgy trauma victim?

Is it a common thing to put half a post in the hashtags? Or is this just something she does?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Is it a common thing to put half a post in the hashtags? Or is this just something she does?

It's quite common. Maybe its so that the post will not be rebloggable in its full form (because tumblr doesn't reblog tags with the post)

 

[Treblinkachu]

You know, I had a feeling she'd try to spin something in her past into "child sexual abuse" at some point, besides that boob grab or whatever it was. Like I said in the other thread, it's the ultimate trump card for people who collect instances of victimhood, like her. But lol, I never thought it would be this stupid and mundane and pitiful. God, she's such a lazy liar.