STRUGGLES BEING ME | PART 3 - 7/5/18

[LightEmittingDiode]

Hooktube link: https://www.hooktube.com/watch?v=BCdZefs8uJI

Summary:
- Same greasy braid
- "Being a morbidly obese gorl"
- 1. Stares in public make her uncomfortable; she gets it but it's RUDE y'all.
- 2. She can only go to the movies if the arms on the seats go up, but she DOES NOT TAKE UP 2 SEATS HATERS. She also will call movie theaters to specifically ask if their seats' arms go up.
- 3. Seatbelts do not fit her.
- 4. She has a huge bruise on her leg from her fat pressing against the seatbelt buckle in the car.
- 5. It is rully hard for her to bend down, so she puts on her shoes/socks while sitting down on the bed, throwing one leg up at a time.
- 6. She always has to have a blanket on her when sitting down because she is insecure about her size, and a blanket hides her "goods" and people won't notice her massive girth.
- 7. Bathroom stalls are sooooo annoying for her because she always has to use the handicapped stall.
- 8. She constantly worries that she will break furniture. "I've only broken a couple of things in my life, but it's always, like, for good reason". She's never broken a toilet or a couch though y'all, so she's good! She is also apparently scared of walking in trailers as she thinks she might break the floor.
- 9. She ONLY dislikes herself because of how she looks. She is a good person with a big heart! People only judge her because she's big, y'all!
- 10. Amber has gotten stuck in between the doors of her walk-in shower. But she showers every day so it's a DAILY STRUGGLE. Daily. Epiphany: "The more weight I gain the harder it becomes to fit".

How I felt watching this video:

 

[angelicbitch]

I love how she changes her shirt for each shitty video in this mini-series

 

[Wilford Brimley]

No gorl, everyone IS looking at you...

 

[Fubby]

I swear she's been talking about getting a seatbelt extender ever since it stopped fitting her and she still hasn't bought one. I think she has a deathwish.

 

[Panboys Probation Officer]

Still doesn't mention how she wipes her ass or has Necky wipe her ass.

 

[Whatthefuck]

Fucking hell. All these struggles, if only there was something she could do to fix it. Poor gorl.
Now, why in the absolute blue fuck should the entire world shift to accommodate someone who is the size of 4 normal people?
Y'all, y'all, she's almost too big to ride in the passenger seat of her car. She thinks it's a good thing that us American fatasses are making seat belts big enough to fit someone her size. WTF. Let's just let people eat themselves to death with no consequences. She has to use seat belt extenders on airplanes, like, gorl, no fucking shit. Yes, gorl, you are so heavy that you don't need to be lumbering around a trailor and you certainly do not need to attempt to sit in regular wooden chairs at a dining room table...we fucking already knew. You can't fit in normal bathroom stalls, again, WE KNOW. You get stuck in the shower, gorl, there's a hose outside. However, this is how we know she doesn't wash that often REGARDLESS of what she says. There is a very real, tangible, achievable solution to your problems, gorl. Is it easy, fuck no, I'm sure it won't be, but the solution is there.
Also, no rag on a stick. We still don't know how she wipes herself with T-Rex arms. #disappointed

 

[um actually]

I wish I understood why she thought these videos were a good idea. Did she think people would sympathize? She talks about people making snap judgements but anyone who has followed her for even the past two weeks would come to the conclusion that she has done this and continues to do this to herself.

Gorl needs help. I wonder when reality started to set in with Becky and she realized she was absolutely stuck with this dependant. How does someone get out from under AL?

Amber, this is all on YOU and nobody else. Nobody feels sorry for you. Gorl. Get help.

 

[C3PBRO]

Boring and pointless. None of these things are "more embarrassing" than the shit from the previous two pity parties in this series.

The people wanted details on her personal care and hygiene. She did not deliver.

ETA: is she saying she is in pain merely standing, and in additional pain from standing in the shower, yet wants us to believe she stood there for "over an hour" when she was on her monster period?

 

[pickleniggo]

I love how she changes her shirt for each shitty video in this mini-series

Changing those shirts is probably the most she’s “worked out” since her manic Fitbit phase.

 

[cdtgk]

Jesus christ she is getting more yellow every video, she looks like obese homer now

 

[CatParty]

fat

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

And this concludes the 3-part pity party series. Normally I'd feel at least an ounce of sympathy - I don't. Go see a fucking shrink.

 

[Cauliflower Gorl]

“Here we are, for part THREEEE. Can you freakin believe this?”

Sis idk what the fuck you thought while “producing” this shit but we don’t like this. Nobody does lol


ETA: we just wanted to know how you wipe your ass, gorl

 

[Whatthefuck]

I swear she's been talking about getting a seatbelt extender ever since it stopped fitting her and she still hasn't bought one. I think she has a deathwish.

I mean, lezbereal, if she got in a wreck, she's her own airbag. Also, of fucking course she has a death wish. She's over 500 elbeezzz. I can't believe (no, I fucking can believe) she's acting like she has no control in this situation.

 

[FitBitch]

Isn't there video evidence of her breaking a couch at the nursing home she used to work at?

Half of these are the same complaints she's made for the last two days, some of them are just what you would expect (like using the handicap stalls in public restrooms) and all of them are disappointing and uninteresting. Thanks for the summary so I didn't have to watch this.

 

[JaneThough]

No poop wand? BS, AL.

Also, guise, she showers every day. Every single day, and she gets stuck in the shower because she showers every day. Her hair isn't greasy, it's just freshly showered every day.

 

[angelicbitch]

-She gets stared at because fat
-She will only go to movie theaters that have seats where the arms go up because fat
-She needs a seat belt extender because fat
-She has a bruise from sitting on the seat belt buckle in the car because fat
-She can't bend down because fat
-She has a security blanket to hide her fat because fat
-She can't fit into regular bathroom stalls so she waits for the bigger stalls (aren't those handicapped stalls?) because fat
-She's scared of breaking furniture (says she's only broken a couple things) because fat
-She's scared of falling through wooden floors because fat
-She's insecure because fat
-She gets stuck getting in the shower because fat

Boring and fat.

 

[stronkwonk]

I don't think she really needs a seat belt. I can't see any force contorting her body enough to fit through the windshield. I really can't.

 

[easyaf]

"I don't take up two seats"

If you like to 'be comfortable' by lifting up movie theatre arm rest up and can't go to a new theatre unless the arm rests go up, then yes, you take up two seats. You are physically unable to fit in one, how else do you define that?

The seatbelt buckle isn't sticking into you because the belt is not plugged in. It's sticking into you because your overhang engulfs it when you squeeze in, hence your bruising. The belt would only help you if you were small enough to be contained by it.

You having to turn, haul and brace your leg up because you can't tie your shoes like everyone else is not "so funny". It's not surprising, but also not funny.

Her explanation for the blanket is that it's literally a security blanket, she feels like it covers her rolls and (paraphrasing from her rambles) makes her feel more protected and covered.

"I've only broken a couple of things in my life, but it's always for good reason" . Can't screenshot at the moment but gorl doesn't even believe her own bullshit here if expression is anything to go by.

"Wooded" stairs. Not wooden? Is that a US thing or an AL thing? Also, if she's 'standing around' how is she managing that when she can't stand for more than 2 minutes because of the pain?

She's gotten stuck getting into the walk in shower because it's "such a small space" to get into. I'm sure that's the problem. Makes the point of telling us she showers every single day so it's the worst because she has to deal with it every single day.

 

[Commiechu]

Christ, she really is a giant womanbaby. Needing a blanket everywhere you sit.

Just another couple more pounds gorl and you'll be getting hosed down outside or having Becky at your bed with a sponge and bucket.