Well, dearest kiwis, I've got a pretty unique one for you here.
And if it wasn't for Slingblade virtue signaling, there's a pretty good chance that Stuart here would have gone completely unnoticed for the most part. Though I've got to say, it's a lot more fun this way, because they always seem to bring the most interesting content and cows to the farms.
Also, a big thanks to @CasualSeppuku for helping me comb through and organize all the information in a more timely manner, it's always appreciated!
http://archive.md/pow78
That tweet right there is what kicked it all off, because as a kiwi myself, I couldn't help but wonder just what sort of individual wants to have the farms taken down, given just how much good we do for the world at large.
So, allow me to introduce you to the man behind the tweet, and the wonderful world of failure at everything they've ever tried to accomplish in life.
This fine picture of masculinity is:
Stuart Gilbert Logan
Born March 15, 1990
Graduate of Temora High School, class of 2008
And last that anyone knows, he moved back home once more and is living with mommy and daddy in Loch Sport, VIC, AU
And did I mention that he's into LARPing and wishes to create his own LARP events and communities? Not that there's anything particularly wrong with that. I'd even say that those ambitions are a rather healthy goal to have, or have had, compared to his current interests in chopping off his dick and pretending that he's a beautiful womyn.
https://www.gofundme.com/BrokenBladeLARP (https://archive.md/HPBfj)
https://www.gofundme.com/profile/savannah-logan-2gvde (http://archive.md/5BnQc)
https://www.thebrokenblade.com/ (http://archive.md/hbnim)
But, let's not get too far ahead of ourselves and look back at some of the earlier failures that took off and then never managed to do more than crash and burn, forgotten forever and left as remnants of things that could have been.
The Punk Cave
"There's no other way to put it, other than an unfunny, edgy version of Cole Smithey " -@CasualSeppuku
And as you'll soon see as a rather common trend, there are all sorts of lofty goals and plans for future videos, only to drop flat on their face when they failed to get instant popularity and donations so that they could further their craft. A grand total of three videos were ever produced for this series, and each one is just as cringy and sad as the next one.
If nothing else, just the intro for his Toy Story review should be watched, because it's that 'good'
https://vimeo.com/user20072183 (Videos mirrored here)
https://twitter.com/ThePunkCave (http://archive.md/Ik3S1)
Unsurprisingly, that is the end of that tale for now, but, it leads nicely into our next story, and our friends adventures into the world of 'Rapping' and their open admission of being a brony in name alone.
Hex DDG
Trans woman with a long history in writing poetry, novels, screenplays and after an exceptionally long hiatus, due to pursuing transition, she's returning to her music with a new life, new style but the same name.
Born in Kew, Victoria, she was diagnosed with Tourettes Syndrome and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder at age 11 and at age 14, realised she was trans, although she did not know the term for it, just that she was female.
She continued to hide this epiphany out of fear for her safety until age 24, when she put her music on hold indefinitely, so she could focus on pursuing hormone replacement therapy, allowing her to be in a body that felt like hers, rather than a strangers.
Her fondness of wolves comes from an irony to being called a 'predator' by a stranger, despite not only never having set foot in a woman's public toilet, (relying on disabled/unisex or her home), but also being well-known among her friends for her pacifism.
She made wolves a key part of her persona on-stage, primarily because she found it amusing, since wolves looked out for each other and she knew she had an innate desire to look out for her friends, whom she dotingly calls her 'Pack'.
Born in Kew, Victoria, she was diagnosed with Tourettes Syndrome and Obsessive Compulsive Disorder at age 11 and at age 14, realised she was trans, although she did not know the term for it, just that she was female.
She continued to hide this epiphany out of fear for her safety until age 24, when she put her music on hold indefinitely, so she could focus on pursuing hormone replacement therapy, allowing her to be in a body that felt like hers, rather than a strangers.
Her fondness of wolves comes from an irony to being called a 'predator' by a stranger, despite not only never having set foot in a woman's public toilet, (relying on disabled/unisex or her home), but also being well-known among her friends for her pacifism.
She made wolves a key part of her persona on-stage, primarily because she found it amusing, since wolves looked out for each other and she knew she had an innate desire to look out for her friends, whom she dotingly calls her 'Pack'.
So, not only is their stage name a reference to Bowie and MLP itself, it's best not to get ones hopes up for some sort of stellar performance to make up for the naming scheme, because you're not going to be finding it here.
Viewing lyrics for Guess Who's Back by Hex DDG.
Yeah, the pedigree prince, he made the way for the new throne
Now I'm Motherwolf superior, I'm runnin my new bones
Do you really that think I'd deliberate for that long?
And not return into the den without my skills improved on
I've been sharpening fangs on Kaliko and Tech N9ne
Never recorded, but that don't mean I never penned rhymes
Not a day can go by/ when I can go without a few lines
poetic dissonance to get through hard times
But I've been dissing less, so you won't miss my best
No good to waste this blessing, messing around,
'fessing up secrets, how could I cheat on that test?
Coz if I'm above the rest, if I'm the cream of the crop,
They gotta cope with me at the top, they let the lips pop.
No good without a bitchfest. How could this transgender pretender
defend her claim to the royal throne, how could she dominate hip-hop?
is it hard to face what I might be capable of?
If you think I want the money and the fame?
You'd be mistaken. Not to mention if you think you're life's the same,
then you're raking in the fool's gold. You gotta be fucking insane
to assume that after all this, I got time to feel shame.
And who really cares about inside my pants?
My eyes are up here, I don't need to be your sycophant.
It's not my job to pat you on the back when you're right,
I'd be waiting the whole day 'fore I'd need to tap ya real light.
Let me make it clear, my dick is none of your business,
'less you're having sex with me or you happen to be my doctor, dipshit.
And I know me, better than you, so my identity
Is whatever the hell I say, Captain Anti-PC.
You're fooling no-one with your transphobic crap.
Despite my gender, I still murder beats like a fucking heart attack.
Did you think that I was gone and not coming back?
I don't believe in quitting, never have. I only ever adapt.
I'm just another cog in the machine of rhyme.
Turning around the cycle and hearin beats like I travel in time.
and I vaporise all the fading skies. I bring a blazing light.
I'm sharp and to the point, it's why they call me 'Sai'
Raphael's bad mood. Elektra mobility.
But when behind the mic, BOOM! Lyric virility.
Until you meet me, you ain't ever seen tenacity.
Writing these tracks through a hurricane like it's a damn breeze.
And yeah you think you're real slick, call me a chick with a dick.
When you're friend's ain't around, you hit my DM's quick.
Honestly I know you think I'm guaranteed head,
but you won't think I'm submissive when you're tied to a bed.
What's that you say? You want me to get that hardcore?
Boy you better be careful just what you wish for.
Ram it up, take a seat, hear feedback from the mic,
Tell em DDG's back, and she's on the hunt tonight.
Yeah, the pedigree prince, he made the way for the new throne
Now I'm Motherwolf superior, I'm runnin my new bones
Do you really that think I'd deliberate for that long?
And not return into the den without my skills improved on
I've been sharpening fangs on Kaliko and Tech N9ne
Never recorded, but that don't mean I never penned rhymes
Not a day can go by/ when I can go without a few lines
poetic dissonance to get through hard times
But I've been dissing less, so you won't miss my best
No good to waste this blessing, messing around,
'fessing up secrets, how could I cheat on that test?
Coz if I'm above the rest, if I'm the cream of the crop,
They gotta cope with me at the top, they let the lips pop.
No good without a bitchfest. How could this transgender pretender
defend her claim to the royal throne, how could she dominate hip-hop?
is it hard to face what I might be capable of?
If you think I want the money and the fame?
You'd be mistaken. Not to mention if you think you're life's the same,
then you're raking in the fool's gold. You gotta be fucking insane
to assume that after all this, I got time to feel shame.
And who really cares about inside my pants?
My eyes are up here, I don't need to be your sycophant.
It's not my job to pat you on the back when you're right,
I'd be waiting the whole day 'fore I'd need to tap ya real light.
Let me make it clear, my dick is none of your business,
'less you're having sex with me or you happen to be my doctor, dipshit.
And I know me, better than you, so my identity
Is whatever the hell I say, Captain Anti-PC.
You're fooling no-one with your transphobic crap.
Despite my gender, I still murder beats like a fucking heart attack.
Did you think that I was gone and not coming back?
I don't believe in quitting, never have. I only ever adapt.
I'm just another cog in the machine of rhyme.
Turning around the cycle and hearin beats like I travel in time.
and I vaporise all the fading skies. I bring a blazing light.
I'm sharp and to the point, it's why they call me 'Sai'
Raphael's bad mood. Elektra mobility.
But when behind the mic, BOOM! Lyric virility.
Until you meet me, you ain't ever seen tenacity.
Writing these tracks through a hurricane like it's a damn breeze.
And yeah you think you're real slick, call me a chick with a dick.
When you're friend's ain't around, you hit my DM's quick.
Honestly I know you think I'm guaranteed head,
but you won't think I'm submissive when you're tied to a bed.
What's that you say? You want me to get that hardcore?
Boy you better be careful just what you wish for.
Ram it up, take a seat, hear feedback from the mic,
Tell em DDG's back, and she's on the hunt tonight.
http://serapryze.tumblr.com/post/124400773347/i-think-i-could-technically-be-defined-as-a-furry (http://archive.md/ST9NA)
http://serapryze.tumblr.com/post/137536470687/with-my-music-as-hex-ddg-making-a-revival-after (http://archive.md/Weu7l)
https://twitter.com/hex_ddg (https://archive.md/qp9vg)
https://www.facebook.com/pg/HexDDG/about/?ref=page_internal (https://archive.md/mfvsu)
Gamer Grrl & Game Dev
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCG25WZRgOxuJe0gE4Fva1xw/videos (Videos Mirrored here)
https://www.twitch.tv/hexddg (http://archive.md/rzbiD)
https://www.facebook.com/pg/Beyond-Binary-1359822737462287/about (http://archive.md/zONHd)
http://beyondbinary.webs.com/ (https://archive.md/tMY7E)
http://beyondbinary.webs.com/the-crew (https://archive.md/HEjk1)
K9 Pepper / Sera Logan
I know, I know, all of that is really neither here nor there, but we've got to save the best for last, don't we?
https://saipryze.wixsite.com/k9pepper/about-k9-pepper (https://archive.md/WnF0G)
https://horribifuckus.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.md/ciyMl)
https://www.facebook.com/NGSappho (http://archive.md/yDEST)
https://www.facebook.com/pg/TheK9Pepper/about (http://archive.md/50Pe5)
https://www.patreon.com/K9_Pepper
http://k9-pepper.tumblr.com/
http://serapryze.tumblr.com (All sorts of tasty morsels here, search #personal for some of the more interesting things)
https://www.generosity.com/fundraising/help-a-trans-woman-transition (http://archive.md/4Q6l0)
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCoeaPJN7FgB6DnSG7-Qdg2g/about (https://archive.md/IgN7i)
