Stupid band names -

[Big Nasty]

Thought that this forum needs a thread for this. I'll exemplify with various shitty metal band names I've seen on posters and flyers:

Orgasm Rituals

Goatsodomizer

Grizzly Twister

And the absolute worst: PREAST RAPERS (actual spelling, nice ESL)

Got any?

 

[KingGeedorah]

Oh man metal is going to top the charts here with bad names...

Infant Annihilator
Goregasim
Anal Cunt
Feticide
and Kiss.

 

[Bogs]

Spoiler: BRÜTAL

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Yeah... Metal and Punk bands are supposed to piss off the straights, so all their names are gonna be grotesque.

 

[Sunny-D]

Catamenia. An excellent Finnish band that unfortunately chose the name before realizing it meant "Menstruation".

 

[Tsukiko]

Take your pick http://www.last.fm/tag/cybergrind/artists

There's also

Spoiler: they're called 55gore for short

Intracerebrally Consuming Cephalalgia Through The Cranium Macerating Debrisfucked Manure Ingested Remains Of The Mindfucked Cataplexic Wicked Mankind Whom Fistfucked The Progenies From The Deepest Depths Of The Analmaggot Raped Human Pieces Of Erotic Shitmasses Which Gave Birth To Worthless Eunuchs As Travesty For Cumstained Whorefaced Sluts Enslaved By This Stupid Society Full Of Fetal Garbages

 

[Trombonista]

A Great Big World would work better as an album title.

 

[DuskEngine]

!!!

 

[MACH-IV]

My Penis Is Made of Dog Shit

 

[Oglooger]

One time, @Fialovy and I were gonna make a Christian Rockband called "Virgin Vaginas".
it never went through because the only instrument we could play was the sit-and-spin

 

[Teddy]

Blood on the Dance floor: seriously? Do you honestly expect anything good from a title like that? I sure as hell don't.

Bowling for Soup

 

[ZepFloyd94]

Chickenfoot (a supergroup featuring Joe Satriani, Chad Smith, Sammy Hagar, and Michael Anthony)

It's a great band, but the name clearly sounds like it was meant to only be a placeholder for a different name. Hell, even Sammy himself confirms this.

Why? (some indie rock/hip hop group)

Decent group, but what were they thinking with the name? I guess one of the members really likes The Who.

 

[Abethedemon]

Elvis Hitler

Not a bad band though
Also, Chainsaw Penis, 9gagcore

I will admit I smiled at "Judas Priest are straight"

 

[nad7155]

 

[Blueberry]

 

[OBAMATRON]

eagles of death metal

 

[Deadwaste]

I've got goat and your mom: http://thegoatandyourmom.com
And The The: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_The

 

[Abethedemon]

The Child Molesters

Ungl'Unl'Rrhl'Chchch

 

[cypocraphy]

The 1975 is a pretty lame name.

 

[SU 390]

Anal Cunt