Stupid decisions your family members did that made you rage... -

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Wraith

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Describe your adventures in familial stupidity. Any moments that won't power-level you too much, but those moments where it made you tilt your head like one of those little Chihuahua dogs trying to make sense of a confusing moment their master has made... or just made you rage.


1. Family members had a situation where they could pay off their mortgage early. If they did so, they would save a boatload of cash every year. They didn't want to. Why? Because they could write off the mortgage for a minimal tax rebate every year... a very minimal tax rebate.
I tried to explain to the knuckle-draggers how they are actually wasting money, (they wanted to spend a sudden windfall on something frivolous,) and it was like talking to a brick wall. They wasted untold cash, and it bothers me to this day.

2. Scum bucket relative was taking care of a grandmother. Currently married to a bastard, scum bucket wouldn't reveal until lots of pressure that spouse was being abusive to elderly grandmother. There were talk about leaving her alone all day for days at a time in a cold house with the heating purposefully turned off. My busted ass was upset over this.
Scum bucket had a plan though! Scum bucket wanted to do like a lot of fecal-tiered individuals and waited until they could find the most morbidly obese, autistic freak from an extremely damaged family to cozy up to. Promise fatty the world, once that was set, divorce and leave grams in a tiny ass little apartment smaller than something you'd see in a Japanese documentary. This relative wanted to be taken care of first, and then grams could pretty much fend for herself.
Years later when I had the ability to hang out with grams (long distance between us,) I took care of her for a number of months- finding out that this relative had neglected her as well. My physical presence and possible retaliation upon finding about the continued neglect made them snap in line for a little while.
Scum bucket relative is still human waste, but I can't go further without power-leveling like a champ.

3. Knew relatives who literally tried to off their kid. Literally. Multiple times putting the kid in situations where they drove in vehicles with no brakes, put the individual who was so beat down from a tired life and voiced their depression and willingness to commit suicide in situations where they would be alone for days at a time... at Christmas, also weird "accidents" would happen like people almost slamming into the kid with their vehicle and possibly killing or dismembering the individual.
There's more on that, but it's too rough and power-levelly for this place. Literally they screwed up their kid, and then became like a living Silent Hill situation to him. Makes me mad even to this day. Don't know what to do about it as I can't prove a damn thing.


I know that's a lot, but what horrid decisions your relatives have made that just drove you to hate them and question every aspect of their being? Bad marriages? Divorces? Becoming fans of Twilight? Drinking an entire can of Pabst Blue Ribbon beer in one sitting? What ya got you need a release from?
 

Malodorous Merkin

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My grandfather served in the Pacific in WWII, and he managed to sneak a Tommy gun home with him after the war. We found it in a crate in his attic after he died. My dad wasn't a gun guy, and he sold it to one of his asshole drinking buddies for fifty bucks.

A genuine WWII Tommy gun, fifty bucks.

My dad was a good guy, but I'm still salty as fuck with him over that one.
 

SpessCaptain

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My whole family is stupid and has issues, my whole existence is based on the fact my mum wanted to try to force my dad to stay with her. :lol:

And now she's got dementia from all the alcohol and ciggies she had, now she doesn't know I literally exist.
 

NumberingYourState

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My uncle actually hacked into a companies bank to see if he could get away with it, the feds knocked on his door later that week. My dad threw a doll dressed as someone he didn't like into traffic. Another relative did time in prison for robbing a convenience store.
 

The Shadow

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My grandfather served in the Pacific in WWII, and he managed to sneak a Tommy gun home with him after the war. We found it in a crate in his attic after he died. My dad wasn't a gun guy, and he sold it to one of his asshole drinking buddies for fifty bucks.

A genuine WWII Tommy gun, fifty bucks.

My dad was a good guy, but I'm still salty as fuck with him over that one.
I have a milder version of that. In my grandpa's stuff there was a Colt General Officer's pistol dating to the 1910's. My great uncle comes in and is like "Oh, he said I could have that." Next time we asked him about it, he'd sold it.
 

LazarusOwenhart

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My grandfather was stationed in Germany after WW2 and my mother and uncle were born there. They lived in a house that been confiscated from a German officer which had a few outbuildings. When the house had been searched after confiscation all his uniforms etc had been taken away but they didnt bother to search the sheds and stables properly. Fast forward 20 years and my uncle, who's like, four, is rooting around the sheds because he's bored and comes across a small box containing a Hitler youth knife, an SS dagger, a Luger (wrapped in oilcoth) and a few bits of insignia. He runs to show them to his dad and falls, the Luger goes off, jams and explodes in his face and he ends up going to hospital. My grandfather, being the dutiful soldier, hands the rest of the shit in to be destroyed. My uncle was lucky to keep his sight.
 

D. Sweatshirt

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Uncle used to have a giant collection of Kenner Star Wars figures, complete with the OG Millenium Falcon. When he went to college, he left them at my grandparents' place for safekeeping. Fast forward a few years and a kid moved in down the block that liked to stop at my grandparent's place and play with them. One day, the kid asks my grandma if he can keep some of them. Out of the depths of her kindness, she said, "my dear, you can have as many as you want." Naturally, he took them all.
 

RomanesEuntDomus

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Drug addicted relative lost his home and lived with my grandparents for some time.
My grandmother used to be a silversmith and her sister was a gem cutter before WW2 and they created jewelry together until they had to flee from the Red Army. Druggie relative sold said jewelry in exchange for a quick fix.
That damned crackhead stole what little family heirlooms were left to us.
 

ThePurpleProse

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My grandfather was a Rosicrucian, high rank, when he died my fucking aunt who was a gold digger rushed to steal almost everything from his house, sold a lot of shit before her brothers got a hold on her ass, I only have a weird coin from all that.

Inverse situation, no one in my family wants me near, they think I killed my uncle because we didn't get along, he was more of an asshole than myself, yelled him to duck and I know he heard me.
They also blame me of burning my cousin's house, I was fucking sleeping but truth be told, I can't remember if I had a lit cigarette before falling asleep.
 

RomanesEuntDomus

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Inverse situation, no one in my family wants me near, they think I killed my uncle because we didn't get along, he was more of an asshole than myself, yelled him to duck and I know he heard me.

I assume there was an accident where ducking would have prevented him from getting killed?
 

Kari Kamiya

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One of my cousins is a vegetarian-nearing-vegan (she had a kid recently) and I'm pretty sure she's a Tumblrina/SJW 'cause she's got the dangerhair going on, but I haven't seen her since another cousin got married where she was wearing some stupid slutty-looking clothes at the reception. Could've sworn the boy she's living with was super gay, but I guess he's not that gay since he's the father, but he's got a good case of the soyboy.

'Tis a shame, she was a sweet girl. Her sister was also pretty smart, but she decided to become a rebel (she had a punk teenage phase, which was the least of her problems) and made some really stupid decisions since, even after having a kid. To be honest, that whole family's fucked up and is the leading cause of grief for my grandparents (and Mom, to an extent, she's never been pleased with her siblings who never really liked her growing up but now turn to her for loads and loads of advice). I'm still surprised my aunt and uncle haven't gotten divorced at this point, much like how I'm surprised none of them have shown up on Maury yet.
 

MerriedxReldnahc

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I love my uncle but he needs to make better relationship decisions. I told this story in another thread but he was dating this chick I'll call Coachella cause she's this basic-ass white girl who works at Whole Foods. She allegedly had a very hard childhood, was in the foster care system and barely escaped a very abusive relationship in the past. - turns out that was all bullshit and she was just completely bugnuts. The night before Christmas Eve she had a psychotic breakdown in which she accused my uncle of trying to kill her which lead to the cops showing up and quickly realizing that this woman was full of it. She wandered around town that night and on Christmas Eve she came into Whole Foods and unleashed a hulk-like rampage through the store overturning tables and crushing endcaps demanding to see my uncle. My poor uncle hid in the meat cooler until the cops showed up to take her away. The fallout of this was that my uncle and garbage asshole step-grandpa got in a fight on Christmas Eve cause garbage asshole was doing a shit job at being supportive which lead to my grandma cancelling Christmas Eve dinner forever, and my uncle spent all of Christmas Day dealing with the fact that Coachella was posting really bad fake shit about him on Facebook. She later got put in a psych ward and tried claiming that my uncle had been raping and abusing her for 9 years. No one listened, she'd lost all the friends she'd had before from her batshit insanity.

Now, that wasn't the bad decision I came to talk about. The bad decision is that about a year later they started dating again. Cause why not date the girl who ruined your family Christmas forever? Remember, kids:
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
 

RomanesEuntDomus

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I love my uncle but he needs to make better relationship decisions. I told this story in another thread but he was dating this chick I'll call Coachella cause she's this basic-ass white girl who works at Whole Foods. She allegedly had a very hard childhood, was in the foster care system and barely escaped a very abusive relationship in the past. - turns out that was all bullshit and she was just completely bugnuts. The night before Christmas Eve she had a psychotic breakdown in which she accused my uncle of trying to kill her which lead to the cops showing up and quickly realizing that this woman was full of it. She wandered around town that night and on Christmas Eve she came into Whole Foods and unleashed a hulk-like rampage through the store overturning tables and crushing endcaps demanding to see my uncle. My poor uncle hid in the meat cooler until the cops showed up to take her away. The fallout of this was that my uncle and garbage asshole step-grandpa got in a fight on Christmas Eve cause garbage asshole was doing a shit job at being supportive which lead to my grandma cancelling Christmas Eve dinner forever, and my uncle spent all of Christmas Day dealing with the fact that Coachella was posting really bad fake shit about him on Facebook. She later got put in a psych ward and tried claiming that my uncle had been raping and abusing her for 9 years. No one listened, she'd lost all the friends she'd had before from her batshit insanity.

Now, that wasn't the bad decision I came to talk about. The bad decision is that about a year later they started dating again. Cause why not date the girl who ruined your family Christmas forever? Remember, kids:
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
Screwing that chick must have been amazing if he's willingly getting back into that kind of a madhouse situation.
 
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