I had a poor grasp on the concept of time and space and thought that medeival knights were around during WW2 jus fighting in a different country.
To be fair, keeping an eye on every kid in the world, overseeing a bunch of elves AND maintaining a marriage would make me want a ton of cookies too.I asked my mom about why Santa was overweight and why kids were encouraged to give him cookies and she said there was some correlation between his fat and his magic
I did that too, but because my brother did actually jump out of the shower when I went in to take a piss a couple of times.I always thought something was behind my shower curtains waiting for me to piss, then jumping out at me. I honestly have no idea where this fear originated.
Pussy, you could be a vampire now, and with the added charisma and suave vampires naturally have you'd be the best attorney in America, dazzling everyone with your diamond skin as you walked into the courtroom. Sadly, you turned your back on the gift and only became the blood-sucking leech known as a "lawyer".I used to be afraid if I looked out the window at night there would be a vampire out there and it would invite him in. I know exactly where this was from, it was from the Salem's Lot miniseries.