Have you ever considered you might be an actual, certifiable redard?When I was younger I thought that God was synonymous with Santa Clause.
I thought that Canada was a barren wasteland that housed one cabin.
I thought that Human skin was a rubber substance.
I thought that a principal was supposed to be a Willy Wonka type Amusement Host.
I thought that Bikes rode automatically.
I thought that for live-action shows, the episodes were aired live each time they were shown (even reruns), and that the actors would be just doing the whole episode again each time it aired. I remember wondering if there would be slight differences each time an episode was aired, or if they ever made mistakes.I though actors killed on-screen would die in real life.
RIP my sidesAs a toddler I thought a tornado was actually giant potatoes or tomatoes riding in a car though neighborhoods. The siren was to worn people to get away from them or they would kill you. I thought was from their car too and they were giving you a chance to live. But if you were out and about they would gun you down. I suppose I thought this because tornado, tomato, and potato all have "toe" sounds at the end.
You're not entirely wrong. In Chinese, the word for "ball" (like the toy or shape) is also used to refer to boobs.When I was a kid first hearing the term “balls” I thought it was referring to breasts. I was a young girl and while I knew boys had something hanging down there I didn’t quite know that testicles were a thing. So the closest pair of round things I thought of were boobs.