Stupid Things Your Facebook Friends Post -

[The Hunter]

Come on, we all have that ONE friend that posts stupid crap ALL the time. We think they're pretty great people offline, but when you give them a computer, they go full retard. Post the most bizarre, unbelievable things your friends on Facebook post (I don't have to tell you guys, but edit out any information such as names, pictures, phone numbers, email accounts, etc.).

I don't have any to share. That's probably because my friends are learning to calm down, or because I haven't touched Facebook for the longest time (Tumblr is much more fun).

 

[LM 697]

Come on, we all have that ONE friend that posts stupid crap ALL the time. We think they're pretty great people offline, but when you give them a computer, they go full retard. Post the most bizarre, unbelievable things your friends on Facebook post (I don't have to tell you guys, but edit out any information such as names, pictures, phone numbers, email accounts, etc.).

I don't have any to share. That's probably because my friends are learning to calm down, or because I haven't touched Facebook for the longest time (Tumblr is much more fun).

No pics or stories about Jorge?

 

[Enig]

You people use Facebook?

For shame.

 

[The Hunter]

Come on, we all have that ONE friend that posts stupid crap ALL the time. We think they're pretty great people offline, but when you give them a computer, they go full retard. Post the most bizarre, unbelievable things your friends on Facebook post (I don't have to tell you guys, but edit out any information such as names, pictures, phone numbers, email accounts, etc.).

I don't have any to share. That's probably because my friends are learning to calm down, or because I haven't touched Facebook for the longest time (Tumblr is much more fun).

No pics or stories about Jorge?

No, he mostly posts on his butt-buddy David's statuses, and he hasn't been active either lately. He still wants to go to space, though.

Oh, actually, he did post something lately. This picture was accompanied by the description, "Dude I would eat this cake what about you — with [friend's name]":

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[sparklemilhouse]

Didn't we used to have a "stupid people on facebook" thread?

I searched all 7 pages, I guess that was the old forum. Can we restart it?

The other day this rich girl I went to college with (her dad created a "shoes for poor foreign people" organization) had a baby, out of wedlock, which was really surprising for someone like her. She always seemed to be the type who would have a prissy billion dollar wedding as a top priority on her list.

So her baby is only a day or two old, and she already has her in uncomfortable prissy clothes. Flower with big ass headband, little dress, instead of you know, newborn baby clothes.

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It makes me sad how many "strong" women at the womens college I went to just gave up and got married and began popping out kids because they couldn't find a decent job due to the shitty economy. One girl who I was very fond of, was accepted to grad school in San Francisco, but couldn't afford it, so she wound up working at Lowes, married some military looking guy, and now has a baby :/ she pretty much thew away her future in her history field.

 

[The Hunter]

Re: Didn't we used to have a "stupid people on facebook" thr

I searched all 7 pages, I guess that was the old forum.

Look harder.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Re: Didn't we used to have a "stupid people on facebook" thr

I searched all 7 pages, I guess that was the old forum.

Look harder.

DAMMIT I KNEW I SHOULD'VE RE-READ THOSE 7 PAGES AGAIN.

 

[Bgheff]

Re: Didn't we used to have a "stupid people on facebook" thr

I searched all 7 pages, I guess that was the old forum.

Look harder.

That Hunter, efficient as he is stone cold sexy.

 

[GGGBYBYBY]

I hide, unfriend or unsubscribe from idiots on there, unsubscribing is the slyest fuck you ever because it's like "I'm your friend but I don't want to hear you chat shit all the time".

Seeing as it's results day in the UK I've got the slew of people posting the grades they've got. By all means be happy but don't wave it around in people's faces. I'm happy I've not got to resit any exams but think about the people who didn't do well having most of their friends wave the fact that they got 3 A* grades around or the people who say "I've not failed". Yup. Real considerate of you.

If it's not that it's stupid updates about what film they're watching. Oh cool you're watching Despicable Me today, I don't need a live commentary of it. One post is more than enough man.

The best thing about that site is I can talk to my friends all at once in a group chat if we lack the funds (pretty often this is the case, being late teens some without jobs)

Who is this person we're talking about? I'd like to see?

 

[Lady Houligan]

I have a couple people on there that don't run on oxygen but on the expelled bullshit that comes from Fox News. And they love to share.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I have one Facebook friend who's always kind of driving me nuts. She's a single mom, had the kid out of wedlock, may not even know who the dad is, works at Wal-Mart, but is constantly spouting on Facebook about what an awesome mom she is and how she's always having to stick up for her kid against those "corrupted teachers" at the elementary school he attends. This woman is also obese enough to legally constitute two people.

Long story short, she posted a giant story over about three days about how her kid faked being ill and the nurse called him on it, but since nobody at the school called her right away she was all "MAH BABIEH CUD HAF DYED" and now talks shit about the school board all the time and basically brags about threatening to sue the school to get her kid special treatment.

 

[DV 259]

I have that ONE friend.
A little backstory - she was hooking up with this guy who basically used her for sex for over a year, dangled the "I want to have a relationship with you, I'm just not ready" line over and over again and all that bullshit. Because of this, she was always saying she was "done" then he'd call and her panties would vaporize. Then she'd hop on Facebook and post some crap that she was clearly aiming toward him, despite the fact that he doesn't use Facebook. She's 25 years old, so she's far too old to be constantly posting that kind of bullshit. I started getting really sick of it, so every time she'd post one of those pictures where there's a blurry, over-saturated picture of something with some banal quote that 14-year old girls would think is SOOOOOOO deep, I'd hop on MemeGenerator and make an Overly Attached Girlfriend meme and post it. (See pics.)

Also, she's deathly afraid of goats, so I spent half an hour one night posting pictures of goats on her Facebook wall. I think I posted something like 20-30 pictures.

And for good measure, she posts no less than 5 "selfies" a day ... and changes her profile picture to one of them at least once a day. It got to the point where, although she used to be a good friend, I had to hide her status updates on my newsfeed because of the serious flooding of her selfies, passive aggressive comments to this guy she's obsessed with and her new "thing" of taking selfies at the bar with all of her "fake boyfriends" (yes, at 25, she's changing her relationship status every other day to a new one of her friends, then updating about how she "cheated" on him with another one of her friends and changing her relationship status) and being basically THAT GIRL at the bar who's super obnoxious and constantly looking for attention.

Anyway ...

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[sparklemilhouse]

^ i love you.

>>I have one Facebook friend who's always kind of driving me nuts. She's a single mom, had the kid out of wedlock, may not even know who the dad is, works at Wal-Mart, but is constantly spouting on Facebook about what an awesome mom she is and how she's always having to stick up for her kid against those "corrupted teachers" at the elementary school he attends.<<

yeah, I got some of those too.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

I love your Overly Attached Girlfriend pics, Mortal Wombat.

I have friends who post stupid political crap, usually of the right-wing Glenn Beck variety. I'm a moderate, BTW, but my conservative friends probably think I'm liberal. Whatever.

I called out some of them for posting dumb stuff and they yelled at me and told me to click the "I don't want to see this" button or to unfriend them. So much for being open to discussion.

I don't bother talking about anything political or religious on Facebook because it's a complete waste of time. Really, discussing anything of a political or religious nature at all is a waste of time and something I try to avoid.

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

im the one who posts stupid things on facebook

but it's stupid anime pics and stuff

 

[Dollars2010]

A friend of mine likes to role-play and she mainly posts "edits" to Bambi screenshots,wolf and fox photos that are her characters:
The Bambi's:

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The wolves and foxes:

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[KatsuKitty]

I have someone I knew from grade school who grew up to be a hardcore feminazi. I'll have to post more of that as it comes.

There's also someone I found on Facebook but don't know personally who is a diaperfur. His posts are even more lulzy, raging about how angry he gets when people "see his diaper bulge through his pants" and start talking shit. EVERYTHING IS ABOUT FURRIES. Also, his poor spelling rivals a computer program that generates words from random letters.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Several of my Facebook "friends" have gotten married and procreated immediately after our high school graduation. It's fine to be proud of your kids, but they NEVER stop displaying or talking about their spawn on my news feed...

Another Facebook "friend" of mine used to work as the same place as me. He's also a morbidly obese Teapartying sperg. He constantly rants about how Obama is horrible for the country, is a Muslim, is a socialist, etc. I've hidden his posts from my feed.

Finally, my dad periodically makes off-the-wall comments on me and my sibling's Facebook walls that barely relate to the original status or topic. He also handles grammar and mechanics like a 12 year old who's learning how to use AOL messenger. he types in all lowercase,,,and uses commas as elipses for example

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

This was a couple of weeks ago and im too lazy to look it up again.

The guy apparently dropped his cigarette on a railway track at a station and picks it up, and wonders why the driver whistles the horn at him...

I spent elementary from kindergarten to 6th grade with him. IIRC he only had ADHD.

 

[Fibonacci]

This guy is my mom's ex-boyfriend's dad. He's in his early 70s and his Facebook page is littered with Zynga screenshots and requests on a daily basis. He's also a sucker for every "share or you're not a good person" campaign that ends up in his feed. You can literally get him (and his family for that matter) to re-post anything.

That's just a sample of a 3 year span. Zynga sucks, but he's still playing their games.