Hasn't he written and/or edited a bunch of treatise' on alchemy? Why would he be interested in that and never try the closest available substitute for most people: cooking?"Hey guys, turns out learning to cook a few basic dishes by the time 30 isn't actually a waste of time. I just completed my first box of hamburger helper and it's actually not that bad. My recipe for ants on a log is in the description."
I honestly thought Styx was a little more put together than this. Maybe it was the gardening that fooled me into thinking he was an adult. What's that saying about from mom to wife?