StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some intresting content)

[Internet_Loner]

His "goatee" looks so fake and awful. Dude looked better crosdressing than trying to be manly.

 

[ClownBrew]

Women will do anything for money. That includes marrying a beta male. She could easily breed with big dick Nordic Chad, but atheist hipster is more financially secure.

Lunacy rated. There is absolutely no way an ameripoor Youtuber in recovery from spice addiction is a better prospect than one of her countrymen who isn't a grifter in need of basic medical care-- and food that isn't soy glazed chlorinated chicken tendies.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Confirmed.
I saw Tarl at The Yellow Deli in Rutland yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my eating, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Deli Rose sandwitches in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the sandwitches and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each Deli Rose sandwitch and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Confirmed. He is truly an fucking asshole in real life.

Looking forward to when his wife realizes she made a mistake and that the internet persona she fell in love with was just that, on the internet.

 

[Skwerl]

Confirmed. He is truly an fucking asshole in real life.

Looking forward to when his wife realizes she made a mistake and that the internet persona she fell in love with was just that, on the internet.

Maybe I'm being whooshed but fyi that post you quoted is a copypasta and didn't actually happen.

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Maybe I'm being whooshed but fyi that post you quoted is a copypasta and didn't actually happen.

Fair enough, seems like a good fit, regardless.

 

[BananaGator]

"I'm didn't even watch Biden's first SOTU (or whatever ackshually thing they call the first one a new President does) because I knew it would suck after just five minutes. I had better things to do."

Jesus Christ Tarl, do your job. Though at least he finally admits that he rushes the vids and doesn't fully research the topics nowadays.

 

[Rekkington]

"I'm didn't even watch Biden's first SOTU (or whatever ackshually thing they call the first one a new President does) because I knew it would suck after just five minutes. I had better things to do."

Jesus Christ Tarl, do your job. Though at least he finally admits that he rushes the vids and doesn't fully research the topics nowadays.

His arms really bug me, they kinda look chubby and hairless.

 

[ClownBrew]

His arms really bug me, they kinda look chubby and hairless.

Weirdly enough it seems Yurop is fattening him up as he was skinnier back home in America. Everyone usually assumes it's the other way around.

 

[Berrakh]

Did this guy ever have a plan? Just hope Trump wins so the grift can stay easy?

 

[RandomTwitterGuy]

Did this guy ever have a plan? Just hope Trump wins so the grift can stay easy?

No he was hoping that Biden would show him self as a full commie so the grift could stay easy.

The problem is Biden is doing a lot of things, but it is mostly boring politics, nation crafting and basic things that politicians and government dose. Disagree or agree with his action, they are not easy to sound byte and throw out to the masses.

 

[Itspinklava]

Which one of you wants to make merch for Tarl?

His brand manager quit, and he needs someone to build him a website and develop merch because he can’t navigate teespring or cafepress for himself.

 

[FallOfGrumps]

Which one of you wants to make merch for Tarl?

His brand manager quit, and he needs someone to build him a website and develop merch because he can’t navigate teespring or cafepress for himself.

The guy doesn't have a job, he should just make the website himself. It's not hard. The are even websites that make your website for you automatically.

 

[High Tea]

Which one of you wants to make merch for Tarl?

His brand manager quit, and he needs someone to build him a website and develop merch because he can’t navigate teespring or cafepress for himself.

He had a brand manager? Then the crappy shirts are even less excusable. I thought he was just stretched too thin so he came up with 5 second design shirts. What does Styx do all day if he had a manager who took care of his merch? He comments on up to 5 news stories a day and uploads out of print books. That can't take up more than a couple hours a day.

 

[ditto]

His brand manager quit, and he needs someone to build him a website and develop merch because he can’t navigate teespring or cafepress for himself.

Typical Styx. "Must be residing in the US" says the guy in the Netherlands.

Styx needs access from day one. Reading between the lines he had a falling out with his previous "brand manager" who has since taken his website offline.

Can only apply via Twitter DM. "Yeah I told you to delete your Twitter but I'm not giving out my email" lol.

Amazing work, Mr Alt-tech.

 

[BananaGator]

The guy doesn't have a job, he should just make the website himself. It's not hard. The are even websites that make your website for you automatically.

And he can do that with the help of this video's sponsor...Squarespace!/s

No but really it's not that hard but as we've all picked up, you have to drag Tarl kicking and screaming to learn new technology; anything new at all, really.

Unless, of course, that new thing is being talked by your Internet wife into more or less abandoning the US at the drop of a hat to have the secks because she doesn't want to go through the US visa process.

 

[Deathfromabove]

Confirmed. He is truly an fucking asshole in real life.

Looking forward to when his wife realizes she made a mistake and that the internet persona she fell in love with was just that, on the internet.

That's an ancient copypasta from 4chan, /mu/ specifically I believe.

 

[Jazz never died!]

He had a brand manager? Then the crappy shirts are even less excusable. I thought he was just stretched too thin so he came up with 5 second design shirts. What does Styx do all day if he had a manager who took care of his merch? He comments on up to 5 news stories a day and uploads out of print books. That can't take up more than a couple hours a day.

Hard work he rants on a webcam records it breaks it up in parts and put it up on the internet on differant sites to promote alt tech for free speach when those sites censor just like youtube he says nothing.

 

[cow]

What was Tarl's plan B for if Trump lost? Doesn't look like he has one as his grift has been drying up fast.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

What was Tarl's plan B for if Trump lost? Doesn't look like he has one as his grift has been drying up fast.

Well it's a dry season for political news, maybe he should do more paranormal shit until the mid-terms come.

 

[Übertroon]

Did this guy ever have a plan? Just hope Trump wins so the grift can stay easy?

What was Tarl's plan B for if Trump lost? Doesn't look like he has one as his grift has been drying up fast.

Is this a reference to something?