StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some intresting content)

[Snom Clubber]

For literally almost a year he called Patreon "Puhtrayon" and still doesn't know how to pronounce "Buttigieg" (Booty-judge) or "Klobuchar" (Klo-boo-sharr), so it isn't even reserved for "scholarly" words (though there's plenty of that too). There's only so much you can use your barely-existent accent as an excuse for.

I've never heard the "Puhtrayon" one, so it must have been a long time ago.
Regarding Pete Buttigieg, when Styx first started talking about Buttigieg, he was saying "butty-geeg (hard Gs)" and iirc he got flak for it, so he started calling Pete "Booty Judge" to "troll grammar nazis" and to belittle the man, whom he doesn't like.
His only problem with Klobuchar's name is, as you note, that he tends to sound out the U "oo" instead of "uh", which isn't that bad. You'd think he'd have corrected it by now, sure, but he's not butchering it.

 

[BananaGator]

I've never heard the "Puhtrayon" one, so it must have been a long time ago.
Regarding Pete Buttigieg, when Styx first started talking about Buttigieg, he was saying "butty-geeg (hard Gs)" and iirc he got flak for it, so he started calling Pete "Booty Judge" to "troll grammar nazis" and to belittle the man, whom he doesn't like.
His only problem with Klobuchar's name is, as you note, that he tends to sound out the U "oo" instead of "uh", which isn't that bad. You'd think he'd have corrected it by now, sure, but he's not butchering it.

Puhtrayon was way way back in the day, like early 2015 back in the day. I was subbed to him at the time and honestly, he was way more interesting then. I've mentioned it before but nowadays he sounds like he's on a caffeine rush in his videos. This was when he was just some dude on an old indoor porch in the evening, drinking tea and talking nice and slow, stream of consciousness style. This was when videos would regularly reach 15 minutes plus in length.

As for "Klobuchar," that's fair enough. I think the "char" is supposed to be said like "charcoal," hard "ch," but that's not that big a deal. I think it more just shows that Tarl should expose himself to more sources, including ones with audio, to have better-formed opinions. He used to, but now it's almost all shooting from the hip and he makes a ton of errors and repeats himself a lot with the same "edgy" platitudes as a result.

 

[shameful existence]

like early 2015 back in the day. I was subbed to him at the time and honestly, he was way more interesting then. I've mentioned it before but nowadays he sounds like he's on a caffeine rush in his videos. This was when he was just some dude on an old indoor porch in the evening, drinking tea and talking nice and slow, stream of consciousness style. This was when videos would regularly reach 15 minutes plus in length.

Styx never fully recovered from successfully predicting the 2016 election result. The attention and praise have scarred him for life.

 

[AmazingEagle]

This comment made me laugh.

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Even though Tarl is an annoying cunt, I do like that shirt he has.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

For literally almost a year he called Patreon "Puhtrayon" and still doesn't know how to pronounce "Buttigieg" (Booty-judge) or "Klobuchar" (Klo-boo-sharr), so it isn't even reserved for "scholarly" words (though there's plenty of that too). There's only so much you can use your barely-existent accent as an excuse for.

He loves to say "diaspora" (dee-uSPORa) "lambasted" (lamb-BASEted) "Fauci" (fow-she) "parlance" (par LANCE) and "deportation" (DEPPER-tation). I really don't know if he does it on purpose or if he's just a moron. There are a ton of others I can't remember. The worst is when he casually uses words he makes up like "prodowners" as if it's a common word everybody knows. Then he literally congratulates himself and says, "that's a linguistic killshot right there". He did that when he made up "Faucism".

 

[Ged's Forth]

He loves to say "diaspora" (dee-uSPORa) "lambasted" (lamb-BASEted) "Fauci" (fow-she) "parlance" (par LANCE) and "deportation" (DEPPER-tation). I really don't know if he does it on purpose or if he's just a moron. There are a ton of others I can't remember. The worst is when he casually uses words he makes up like "prodowners" as if it's a common word everybody knows. Then he literally congratulates himself and says, "that's a linguistic killshot right there". He did that when he made up "Faucism".

I know there's a lot of weird hyper-local accents in the northeast. You don't always notice them, sometimes they just come out with certain vowels or consonant combos. It might be possible that Vermonters have some weird accent that makes them pronounce those words just a slight bit off.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I've been loving how Tarl "you can shoot down a predator drone with an AR-15" Warwick is increasingly talking about how Americans can use Mujihadeen and Viet Cong tactics to defeat the US military and talking about how all they have to do is destroy the airbases and sabotage the fuel lines, and saying how easy that would be for a militia with AR-15s and revolvers. Comparing MAGA grifters and boomers with revolvers and sporting rifles to the Viet Cong is absolute jokes. The VC had RPGs, SAMs, tanks, helicopters, and jetfighters. Sure, they didn't have a ton, but that's a hell of a lot more than MAGA militia LARPers have. I'd love to see them get hardware they have literally no idea how to use. "Hey Jethro! Obersturmbannführer Vince James says we're buying MiG-21s from Yuktobania! We're gonna paint em up with Kekistan emblems, Peepee the frog, and Trump 2024 on the sides! And Oberscharführer Razorfist says we're gettin specially modded T-34s from Estovakia that can fly even more Trump flags!"

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

I've been loving how Tarl "you can shoot down a predator drone with an AR-15" Warwick is increasingly talking about how Americans can use Mujihadeen and Viet Cong tactics to defeat the US military and talking about how all they have to do is destroy the airbases and sabotage the fuel lines, and saying how easy that would be for a militia with AR-15s and revolvers. Comparing MAGA grifters and boomers with revolvers and sporting rifles to the Viet Cong is absolute jokes. The VC had RPGs, SAMs, tanks, helicopters, and jetfighters. Sure, they didn't have a ton, but that's a hell of a lot more than MAGA militia LARPers have. I'd love to see them get hardware they have literally no idea how to use. "Hey Jethro! Obersturmbannführer Vince James says we're buying MiG-21s from Yuktobania! We're gonna paint em up with Kekistan emblems, Peepee the frog, and Trump 2024 on the sides! And Oberscharführer Razorfist says we're gettin specially modded T-34s from Estovakia that can fly even more Trump flags!"

the critical infrastructure in this country is completely undefended.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I've been loving how Tarl "you can shoot down a predator drone with an AR-15" Warwick is increasingly talking about how Americans can use Mujihadeen and Viet Cong tactics to defeat the US military and talking about how all they have to do is destroy the airbases and sabotage the fuel lines, and saying how easy that would be for a militia with AR-15s and revolvers. Comparing MAGA grifters and boomers with revolvers and sporting rifles to the Viet Cong is absolute jokes. The VC had RPGs, SAMs, tanks, helicopters, and jetfighters. Sure, they didn't have a ton, but that's a hell of a lot more than MAGA militia LARPers have. I'd love to see them get hardware they have literally no idea how to use. "Hey Jethro! Obersturmbannführer Vince James says we're buying MiG-21s from Yuktobania! We're gonna paint em up with Kekistan emblems, Peepee the frog, and Trump 2024 on the sides! And Oberscharführer Razorfist says we're gettin specially modded T-34s from Estovakia that can fly even more Trump flags!"

On most occasions the VC weren't even operating with automatic weapons. Even AKs were rarer in VC service than most media would actually have you believe.

 

[Techpriest]

I've been loving how Tarl "you can shoot down a predator drone with an AR-15" Warwick is increasingly talking about how Americans can use Mujihadeen and Viet Cong tactics to defeat the US military and talking about how all they have to do is destroy the airbases and sabotage the fuel lines, and saying how easy that would be for a militia with AR-15s and revolvers. Comparing MAGA grifters and boomers with revolvers and sporting rifles to the Viet Cong is absolute jokes. The VC had RPGs, SAMs, tanks, helicopters, and jetfighters. Sure, they didn't have a ton, but that's a hell of a lot more than MAGA militia LARPers have. I'd love to see them get hardware they have literally no idea how to use. "Hey Jethro! Obersturmbannführer Vince James says we're buying MiG-21s from Yuktobania! We're gonna paint em up with Kekistan emblems, Peepee the frog, and Trump 2024 on the sides! And Oberscharführer Razorfist says we're gettin specially modded T-34s from Estovakia that can fly even more Trump flags!"

The Vietcong had also been fighting the French and the Japanese over the last twenty years previous. They had a fuckload of artillery, resources, ready recruits and more importantly, a general population that honestly didn’t hate them.

the critical infrastructure in this country is completely undefended.

Relatively yes, but assaulting that as an insurgency rarely helps your cause. Hard to pretend you’re really for the people when you cause rolling blackouts or the water supply to become full of cholera.

On most occasions the VC weren't even operating with automatic weapons. Even AKs were rarer in VC service than most media would actually have you believe.

Not on a squad level as often as they liked, but they certainly had good supply of them, and would use them. This was mostly sub machine guns and heavier machine guns they usually put in position for ambushes. Vietnam was swimming in Second World War surplus and Soviet supplied arms by the 60’s, though the new stuff went mostly to the NVA.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Yes, you can go after infrastructure, but he's saying that all you have to do is take over all the military airbases as if that's something easy or even possible for a bunch tards with sporting rifles. All this would do is get a bunch of boomers and LARPers killed, and then everyone else would be punished for it. It's just dumb for him to be saying this stuff in the first place. He's already got people in the comment section saying someone should blow Joe Biden's head off.

 

[Techpriest]

Yes, you can go after infrastructure, but he's saying that all you have to do is take over all the military airbases as if that's something easy or even possible for a bunch tards with sporting rifles. All this would do is get a bunch of boomers and LARPers killed, and then everyone else would be punished for it. It's just dumb for him to be saying this stuff in the first place. He's already got people in the comment section saying someone should blow Joe Biden's head off.

Taking over an airbase isn’t easy, as proven by multiple engagements in the last couple of decades, from the Cyborg spetznaz in the Ukraine to the crazy shenanigans in the Congo by the Zimbabwe SAS. It’s retarded for him to talk about but people like this are naturally retarded so you know, hard to stop people who are also retarded from agreeing.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Taking over an airbase isn’t easy, as proven by multiple engagements in the last couple of decades, from the Cyborg spetznaz in the Ukraine to the crazy shenanigans in the Congo by the Zimbabwe SAS. It’s retarded for him to talk about but people like this are naturally retarded so you know, hard to stop people who are also retarded from agreeing.

He honestly is a retarded idealist. He talks about how any hardware the military uses should be legal for civilian use because the constitution. He's always saying that hand grenades should be legal. Anybody with common sense would realize that military grade explosives in civilian circulation is an absolute fucking tragedy waiting to happen. Should people own bricks of C4 with remote detonators? His whole 2nd Amendment absolutism is just mindblowingly delusional, and I honestly don't know if he's just saying it for attention or if he's actually retarded enough that he really believes civilians should be able to own mortars and artillery emplacements. Especially with tensions as high as they are right now. It's not like he would suffer the consequences since Mr. MAGA Warwick lives in Europe and can't even be bothered to move his wife to America despite talking about America every single day.

 

[Lord of the Incels]

95% of MAGAlarpers would literally shit their pants and instantly disperse the moment they would face any organized military force, and the remaining would be so unorganized that they wouldn't stand a fighting chance.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

95% of MAGAlarpers would literally shit their pants and instantly disperse the moment they would face any organized military force, and the remaining would be so unorganized that they wouldn't stand a fighting chance.

Are you telling me Razorfist with his mascara, leather chaps, and his fucking Mauser C96 edgelord gun couldn't take on the US Military? Are you telling me that slaphead dried food merchant Vince James and age of consent abolishionist Nick Fuentes won't lead their army of Gropers to victory? Ya know, only a small minority of Americans fought in the revolutionary war, so we'll have the same outcome because warfare has changed in no significant way since the days of lining up in formation with muskets.

 

[Berrakh]

Hate this skinny twerp pseud. That is all.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Hate this skinny twerp pseud. That is all.

What, you don't like wrinkled Hawaiian shirts and occultism?

 

[Berrakh]

What, you don't like wrinkled Hawaiian shirts and occultism?

He has no skin in the game. Just wants to pretend to be a prophet.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

He has no skin in the game. Just wants to pretend to be a prophet.

He's actually had the chutzpah to say that people who leave America are unpatriotic, but people are morons for criticizing him for moving to Europe. Zero self-awareness.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

He honestly is a retarded idealist. He talks about how any hardware the military uses should be legal for civilian use because the constitution. He's always saying that hand grenades should be legal. Anybody with common sense would realize that military grade explosives in civilian circulation is an absolute fucking tragedy waiting to happen. Should people own bricks of C4 with remote detonators? His whole 2nd Amendment absolutism is just mindblowingly delusional, and I honestly don't know if he's just saying it for attention or if he's actually retarded enough that he really believes civilians should be able to own mortars and artillery emplacements. Especially with tensions as high as they are right now. It's not like he would suffer the consequences since Mr. MAGA Warwick lives in Europe and can't even be bothered to move his wife to America despite talking about America every single day.

I really don't like having to defend Tarl like this, but it's not really idealistic. I'm damn sure if Kiwis had McNukes only half a much retarded shit would happen due to the deterrent factor. Now if you don't mind I have to take a shower because I feel so god damn dirty.