Subjects/Excuses of AL's Binges - Binge Monster Theories

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Xenomorph

See here we're all anemic
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We all know the binge monster is always lurking round the corner for our gorl.
This thread is to discuss what topics, subjects and yes (((triggers))) get our gorl to raid that fridge late at night!

I will start with one

She caught a glimpse of herself in a full length mirror.
 

Dog Prom 3D

I feel like my soul has diarrhea.
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Tin foil: The binge monster itself is an excuse for her continual gorging. She has to stop eating 5000 or more calories a day for any extra eating to be labeled as a binge but having binge eating disorder sounds more compelling and blameless to her than compulsive overeating disorder so she claims she binges when she really she gorges every single time she eats.
 

Viridian

Phthalo green is a basic bitch.
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There is no binge monster, only Zuul Amber. She doesn't really binge, she just constantly eats. No triggers needed. When she fesses up to eating more off-camera than she admitted to in her """"weight loss"""" videos, Hamberlynn calls it a binge because it sounds better than admitting she never stops shoving food down her throat.

The closest she probably gets to actual binging is on the first day of her multitude of attempted diets, where she pretends she's going to stick to it this time and then screeches at Becky to take her out for McDonalds late that night because she doesn't know how to deal with the world when she's not constantly distracted by food.
 

C3PBRO

YOUR AND IDIOT
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I think the binge monster is a demon that slithered into our world from the abyssal plane one night when one of AL's leg folds flopped open by accident. It did not wish to return, so they made a mortal bargain instead. Making a pact with a demon is widely considered a bad thing to do, but nobody taught big AL these things growing up and she's incapable of reaching a common sense conclusion on her own, so she readily accepted the occasional possession and neglected to read the fine print.

She was too excited to have her "wish" granted, a lucrative weight loss channel with lots of subscribers. She got one, but at a dire cost.
 

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