SUBWAY MUKBANG | IT GETS MESSY!!!! 11/06/18 -

[pecansandies]

Amberlynn's measurable willpower: >48hrs

 

[MillionaireMadman]

It's fucking magical how all her supporters leave the comment section as soon as this happens.

You can't make shit up, never change Big AL

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Ambabies, you need no olives, no cheese, more veg, on a whole wheat roll.

 

[WY 434]

 

[pecansandies]

• to the shock of NO ONE, Amberlynn's fearful crying was a bunch of bullshit.
• if there was any doubt that Becky was an enabler before, its 300% confirmed now
• Amberlynn: not supposed to have caffeine (or diet coke because that shit makes you gain weight), drinks diet coke even though she doesn't "want" to
• Amberlynn eats 12" of white bread, lettuce, and processed chicken. Shocked at amount of calories

ya'll I think baby new years is going to arrive in the form of 6 0 0 on her scale this year

 

[GremlinKween]

 

[pecansandies]

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[JambledUpWords]

Dang, Amber’s getting some jowls that look like they belong on a 70 year old.

 

[FitBitch]

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I'm having such a hard time deciding between top right or middle left which one is my favorite but thank you for this useful summary.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

Dear God I hate the scrunchies already. She takes huge bites and then hardly chews her food at all, she eats so fast!

 

[drtoboggan]

It amazes me how fat people have shitty taste in food.

 

[JambledUpWords]

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The profile on the top right makes Al look like a baby.

 

[ADHD]

Such excitement!

 

[Sparkletor]

Way to go Amberlynn! Getting on that Jared Subway diet!

 

[SheCameForNecky]

Way to go Amberlynn! Getting on that Jared Subway diet!

Girl, they don't say the J-word here at Subway since the kiddy diddling.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

I got really triggered by Amberlynn sitting in front of an open window and then complaining about how cold and noisy it is. CLOSE THE WINDOW.

 

[littlemisswitch]

Wrapping her mouth around that sandwich like its a.......

We'll just leave it there.

 

[DubbleBubble]

It amazes me how fat people have shitty taste in food.

I'd imagine she doesn't actually taste much at all. It's a common problem especially when you grow up on shitty, super salted, super sweet, super chemical'd up food. You lose that sense of subtlety in flavor and just want food loaded with spices. Like try switching from standard US loaf bread that's enriched with fructose corn syrup to just plain old bread that the rest of the world eats, it'll taste like nothing to you at first.

Anyhow, I want to tap out again. Come on, can she not eat fast food for one whole day? and you know that's just the first part of an off camera 10 course meal. As we've already seen she can't walk more than 2 minutes at a time, so if Becky wasn't hauling her around and doing food runs she might actually lose a little weight just because the food is too far away.

PS It's a shame Eric might have to be Euthenized... Goddamnit Becky.

 

[Ralph pls go]

More than any of the others so far, this video feels like part of a snuff film. :horrifying::horrifying::horrifying:

Also, stunned to silence by a subway sandwich

 

[4bidden_donut]

I'm 99% sure that 820 calorie number is for just one serving, so probably half the sandwich. At least she had the willpower to not immediately eat the mess and crumbs off her shirt. Save those for later gorl.