SUBWAY MUKBANG- VLOGMAS DAY 3 12/3/18 -

[Azshara]

Don't feel like quoting but to all the people saying vlogmas should be like an advent calendar.. not for our gorl. Vlogmas is just a time for her to upload her usual boring shit daily and slap vlogmas in the title.

 

[JaneThough]

this place?

if you can find a roll without cream cheese or not deep fried, well, you're not our gorl. it's places like this that really put the beetus into rural America.

I thought you were exaggerating, but Jesus. They even put cream cheese in their California roll!

 

[literally low-key]

The sarcasm in this post is so thick it could pass for one of Amber's thighs.
Has Eric ever even attempted to "cook," apart from that chocolate lard concoction they made?

I do remember Eric cooking for a while. He used to prepare their plates and put Ricky's in the microwave so that he could reheat it when he got home from work. Eric would eat his alone. So strange. Why didn't he just time the meal to be ready when Ricky got home?

 

[peppy]

Amberlynn is takeen a break, you guize!
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LMAO ITS JUST A PRANK BRO *insert witch cackle* I DON'T EVEN KNOW Y'ALL

 

[Whatthefuck]

Which are transubstantiated into Jesus' actual flesh, though oddly are still not gluten free.

Oh, no, they offer a gluten free option now. Very inclusive.

 

[DuckSucker]

If I didn't know Amber, I'd think this is a screenshot from MSHPL, where a caretaker helps immobile obese woman to get up from bed because they can hardly stand anymore.

I feel like she's been close to or at 600 for a while now and is just splicing in old "weigh ins" or just throwing out numbers. At one point she was asked on instagram whether she would be 600 lbs or have 100k subscribers first, and she was like "100k for sure" or something, and someone commented on it being a little telling that she didnt discount ever being 600 lbs. Maybe she genuinely thinks she can lose the weight doing whatever she wants and she'll get back down to whatever weight she last threw out by the time she does a weigh in and nobody will know or something, or maybe she just really curates her surroundings in vlogs so you cant ever get a frame of reference, but yeah she's huge.

In, I think Rickie's birthday video, there was a candid AL shot and she absolutely looked like someone on 600 lb Life.

I bet if she does get to 100k subs she'll do a 100000 calorie mukbang.

 

[ChubbyChaser]

I was figuring Becky's family was Pentecostal, don't they speak in tongues? Especially in a small, southern town it's either Baptist or Pentecostal, she's not Catholic. Or they're part of that backwoods snake handling church..

 

[Raven]

I pity poor Rickie, who for the limited time Eric's laid up, will have to continue his full time job as well as all the cooking, housework and yardwork that Eric was doing as the stay at home husband.

What does Rickie do for work?

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

What does Rickie do for work?

He does unspecified work at a chicken processing plant.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I do remember Eric cooking for a while. He used to prepare their plates and put Ricky's in the microwave so that he could reheat it when he got home from work. Eric would eat his alone. So strange. Why didn't he just time the meal to be ready when Ricky got home?

Maybe Ricky gets home super late?

Oh, no, they offer a gluten free option now. Very inclusive.

well sure, but if the wafer is truly changed into the body of christ, does that mean vegans can’t eat it?

 

[sperginity]

but if the wafer is truly changed into the body of christ, does that mean vegans can’t eat it?

Vegans are okay with human products if the humans consented. They had a big push to normalize cheese made from breastmilk. That's ...an idea and all, but people can get HIV from human breastmilk so it's not a viable option. Anyway, I'm sure they're cool with Jesus transubstantiating.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

Oh, no, they offer a gluten free option now. Very inclusive.

Maybe the hellbound Protestants do, but Catholics will not truck with this gluten free modern mania:

https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/gluten-and-communion-whats-a-celiac-to-do-72220

Maybe Ricky gets home super late?


well sure, but if the wafer is truly changed into the body of christ, does that mean vegans can’t eat it?

Catholicism or veganism: they're mutually exclusive religions so you have to pick.

Catholics have way better food but.

 

[AbraCadaver]

Catholicism or veganism: they're mutually exclusive religions so you have to pick.

Catholics have way better food but.

They’re like mirror images of each other. Vegans live to guilt others, while Catholics simply guilt themselves.

 

[Haesindang Park]

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I can see her FUPA under that tarp and its huge!

 

[Guardsman42]

this place?

if you can find a roll without cream cheese or not deep fried, well, you're not our gorl. it's places like this that really put the beetus into rural America.

I totally looked at the link. A few rolls lack the caloric dense cream cheese. They have ..No Sashimi on the menu. I don't even want to know how the inside looks, how they make sushi. I bet half comes frozen and they just thaw it.

 

[Spamburreid]

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so big she needs to get the thumb to fetch the cat for her. Or maybe she can't fit through the bathroom door any more.

 

[Spamburreid]

I totally looked at the link. A few rolls lack the caloric dense cream cheese. They have ..No Sashimi on the menu. I don't even want to know how the inside looks, how they make sushi. I bet half comes frozen and they just thaw it.

there is no way a restaurant with a menu that fucking huge makes anything fresh.