Sugar Daddies and Sugar Babies - Barely legal prostitutes in denial and their barely erectile-functioning johns

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NoReturn

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Another dump:







 

KifflomKween

Ay up mi cow
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Whenever I watch one of these tiktoks of barely legal zoomers bragging about being prostitutes, I wonder what their parents think.
1) Don't care
2) Are jealous
3) Are supportive

The rotten apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

I've finally been able to create a seeking.com profile. It was very easy. I think it's all automated. My "private photo" is literally "Much Shame" meme and my profile was still approved.

Anyway! Here are some finds.

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This one isn't very weird but reminded me of this so I found it funny.
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Holy shit I just got contacted! Stay tuned.

Omg he won't stop messaging me LMAOOO
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My profile has been approved like 15 mins ago and I'm already getting DMs.

EDIT: We had a brief chat, he wanted to do video I didn't, said he was an engineer. Gave him a tarot reading instead. He said I got about 50% right. He was polite. That was it. I think he only accepted the tarot reading because he wanted me to do video because he asked again at the end. I feel kinda bad. I told him I was just exploring and didn't even know if this was for me, yadda yadda. We said goodbye and that was it. He was pushy, but surprisingly polite.

Another guy just faved my profile, oh my god.

EDIT: Anyway more finds.

kspalmer92. I can't see his profile anymore for some reason and my phone doesn't let me take screenshots of his profile for "security reasons". I think it's because my profile as listed as "Sugar Mama" earlier by mistake and I changed it to sugar baby. Link
He is a middle aged sugar baby troon looking for a daddy. He does however use his name in lots of other places online which yield interesting results.
His pfp
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He's just a weird old fetishist.
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BerksJames
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Gives away an absurd amount of personal information. Typical boomer. Sounds like the type of guy who never shuts up.

About Me​

I'm a professional guy working for myself, but have had senior management jobs in companies you've heard of. I've lived overseas and travelled extensively. I'm reasonably fit for my age, although don't work out. Try my best to walk places rather than take the tube.I love to play games - modern board games - not mind games! Games like Terraforming Mars, Ticket to Ride, and the like. You might find me at a board games meetup or a convention, don't worry you don't have to play. I used to drink like a fish, not so much now, and I feel better for it. I don't need a drink to relax and have a laugh, I don't mind buying you cocktails and know some great bars, just don't expect me to keep up. I'd like to think I'm confident and successful, I’ve spent 30 years working in technology with Banks and Insurance companies. Business wise I have alot of experience in marketing, sales, consulting and management. I work for myself now as a commercial finance broker, the business took a hit with COVID, but i am sure things will pick up this year, I m already seeing some signs of recovery.I enjoy meeting new people both professional and socially. You can find me at meet up groups with Fintech startups, business conferences/tradeshows . If you are looking for mentorship and advice I am sure I can help. I volunteer as a business mentor for a charity which helps women set up businesses. I'm chilled and relaxed, try not to sweat the little stuff. I've chatted to alot of women online. I've met a few mainly for coffee to start with. Give us both chance to gauge attraction and connection. Intimacy may be something that you are either worried about or looking forward to. Be assured I am a gentleman. Chemistry and mutual feelings are key for me. There you find me a kind and caring lover, i am open minded with regards to your kinks and i know from previous relationships i can meet your needs. As for me, within reason I’ll be as kinky or vanilla as you like. Like everything openness and talking is best. I'm divorced, separated from my wife 2006. I do share a house with someone, we were lovers, but are now friends, we haven't slept together since 2012 and aren't intimate. I live outside of London but commute almost everyday, or rather did pre covid. I've learned to be myself here, open honest and act if we're potential friends. I m not here to be an ATM. I don't believe in spoiling people, there is a reason it's called spoiling. The right woman I may help with bills just like any relationship. If you are looking for a wealthy man who is generous with his finances then please continue to look, I m not for you. Why am I here ? I like the company of younger women, they tend to want to retain their independence, are curious about the world, they have few men in their Iives that they can trust to give advice and they tend to be more open minded and adventurous in bed. I m here for ongoing no strings fun which means coffee, lunch, dinner, museums, cinema walks in the park, talking. It doesn't just mean hotel rooms. I try harder to please than most men here. So I'm here for relaxed fun, ongoing good times, so if you want the BF experience without the hassle and commitment I'm your man. I've been active on here on/and off for 2 years I've met several nice women, some for a few months, one for much longer..

Seeking​

Discretion
Emotional connection
Friends with benefits
Mentorship
No strings attached
Looking for an independent bright young lady who I can have an on going relationship with. More than a one night stand less than gf/bf. You need to have something about you. I ve dated young women with many of these characteristics. You're probably a good girl to most, with a butter wouldn't melt in mouth reputation, but you like to be bad! You have some time and like the idea getting out, but can't afford it. Your experience with guys your own age is they are too interested in their own pleasure, they get too drunk or just don't know what they are doing. You rarely have a good time in bed, and have forgotten what an orgasam is. You have to look after your own needs, and unless it get better you are thinking of going gay/bi sexual until the boys grow up. You might have always had a thing for older men, smarted dressed, who listen, can hold a conversation and be supportive. Perhaps you are just starting your career and don't want the hassel/commitment of a "normal" relationship. I know some women here have talk about controlling ex bfs, or clingy emotionally immature ones. You are a bit of a rebel and/or independent. You no longer have to tell mum and dad where you are, and don't want them replaced by a bf asking all the time. You might be nervous about meeting a stranger. You find the idea exciting, but perhaps a few men have made you unsure. That's normal, trust your instincts and keep safe. Hopefully though you'll also be adventurous and enjoy the thrill of meeting someone new. Others will have met a few men and hope that they won't have to kiss too many frogs. My advice is don't kiss frogs, it doesn't taste nice. In real life frogs are frogs, and most princes are taken. Also beware of those you pray on the vulnerable, young and inexperienced. I've heard some sad stories from some women who have met some dreadful men. Like many young women you don't meet many people with world and business experience that you trust; or can approach. You may be someone who might benefit from my experience in life, or you career. First date will most likely be a coffee. Somewhere public where we can both feel safe and relaxed. Preferably some where in Central London, you can tell me where if you like. I've been active on here on/and off for 18 months I've met several nice women, some for a few months, one for.much longer.. A nice smile, pretty eyes and good legs will get my attention, but personality will be needed to create a relationship. You have more than cotton wool between your ears. You are young and life is full of opportunities. Like me you like to be openminded and a glass half full person.

Will update more as I go on.

EDIT: I just got DM'ed by one RAngel277. Pretty sure this is a scam
Hey girl!

Happy belated St. Patrick day I think you have the luck of the Irish because I am going to make you an offer you can’t refuse. Honestly those pictures are some hot shit and I had to jump directly into your dms!!!

I want to spoil you with up to $8,000 a month in allowance, paid out over cashapp venmo or paypal. Now I know this might be hard to believe but I have proof I’ve paid my girls in the past, lets just say I have come by my fortune easily and don’t mind spreading the love. I can’t get too much into the details of my offer here but it will require us to connect on snapchat, I have setup one under ryanangel277 please add me ASAP

Now for this arrangement distance isn’t an issue and that being said while you truly did stand out I will likely be reaching out to few other potential candidates as well but please take a second to add me on snap so we can discuss details and see if we are a good fit.

Love,

Ryan
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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The fuck are these people all using unsecure shit like Venmo or Cashapp to pay for whores? Is there some actual reason for this?
My bet is that it's the VHS/Betamax thing all over again. Whichever platform gets the porn wins, then they chop out the porn shit once they reach a large enough market to fly on their own.
That, and anyone who pays for sex is already a retard.
Omg he won't stop messaging me LMAOOO
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My profile has been approved like 15 mins ago and I'm already getting DMs.
He wants a cat meet up?
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He is a middle aged sugar baby troon looking for a daddy. He does however use his name in lots of other places online which yield interesting results.
His pfp
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Tumblr
Flickr full of horrors
He's just a weird old fetishist.
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This dude wants to wear women's skin. 100%
Someone call the FBI to go check his basement.
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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I'm back because I discovered #accountantsoftiktok is a hashtag for "sex workers". Were we not just talking about this? How women who sleep their way up or into jobs and shit end up making things worse for the women around them?









At least this lady has a sense of humor about it.
It's disgusting seeing this shit being pushed as normal on younger women, but I'm also seeing a lot more young men saying things like "Being a woman is easy mode, they can just open their legs." as well. There's almost an implication that any women who doesn't choose to be a slut is just playing pretend and shouldn't be taken as seriously as a man in her field because she's "choosing" to do something she "doesn't have to" but the men "do" have to work that job to survive. Makes me MOTI.
 

KifflomKween

Ay up mi cow
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Get a load of this creep.
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Love that "Separated" instead of "Divorced" (meaning: "Oh I'm totally gonna leave my wife for the right girl, we don't even sleep together anymore, I will totally divorce her someday.") and that "Prefer not to say" on whether he has children.

I also like it how he covers part of his face. I'm not sure how much college profs get paid in the UK but he looks like is paid above average according to Google. Prestigious university?

Rate me MOTI but I fucking hate these types so much, abusing their power and making a mockery of education.
 

Megatardingo

Le lava cola u mad
True & Honest Fan
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Lmao there's fucking troons too in the mix? This keeps getting better :story:

It's disgusting seeing this shit being pushed as normal on younger women, but I'm also seeing a lot more young men saying things like "Being a woman is easy mode, they can just open their legs." as well. There's almost an implication that any women who doesn't choose to be a slut is just playing pretend and shouldn't be taken as seriously as a man in her field because she's "choosing" to do something she "doesn't have to" but the men "do" have to work that job to survive. Makes me MOTI.
Well of course they do they're being raised as coomers, when they normalize whoring it affects the men too, they start to think that paying to fuck is normal and women are all whores (because that's what they should be according to a flock of horrid hoes on all social media). Coomers and whores the future is now. But don't worry that shit has short legs they'll eventually crash down and realize how hollow such existence is, both of them will. I just feel sad for all the women believing that's all they'll ever be dreading every minute of it feeling alienated by virtue of being a decent lass and the men thinking so little of women (because they too will feel alienated if they want anything that's not a realistic blowup fuckdoll as a partner). That being said I don't believe the majority of young men and women find that shit normal, the worse that'll come out of stuff like this is them believing the world is worse than it is and putting up a façade to not be yelled at for whatever bs word they label whore-haters on the new progressive leaflet
 

KifflomKween

Ay up mi cow
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Lmao there's fucking troons too in the mix? This keeps getting better :story:

Well of course they do they're being raised as coomers, when they normalize whoring it affects the men too, they start to think that paying to fuck is normal and women are all whores (because that's what they should be according to a flock of horrid hoes on all social media). Coomers and whores the future is now. But don't worry that shit has short legs they'll eventually crash down and realize how hollow such existence is, both of them will. I just feel sad for all the women believing that's all they'll ever be dreading every minute of it feeling alienated by virtue of being a decent lass and the men thinking so little of women (because they too will feel alienated if they want anything that's not a realistic blowup fuckdoll as a partner). That being said I don't believe the majority of young men and women find that shit normal, the worse that'll come out of stuff like this is them believing the world is worse than it is and putting up a façade to not be yelled at for whatever bs word they label whore-haters on the new progressive leaflet
It also used to be that back in the day sometimes older people used to give, occasionally, some guidance to younger people without expecting sex in return. In fact both parties would be horriffied by that. Sure it's always existed, like whores, but it was no way the norm.
It used to be that people in positions of power were supposed to be respectable, particularly men.
Nowadays if you lookup to such a person that must mean you want to fuck them, and many wont give you the time of the day if you don't, or if you are male and they don't swing that way.
 

Megatardingo

Le lava cola u mad
True & Honest Fan
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It also used to be that back in the day sometimes older people used to give, occasionally, some guidance to younger people without expecting sex in return. In fact both parties would be horriffied by that. Sure it's always existed, like whores, but it was no way the norm.
It used to be that people in positions of power were supposed to be respectable, particularly men.
Nowadays if you lookup to such a person that must mean you want to fuck them, and many wont give you the time of the day if you don't, or if you are male and they don't swing that way.
I can only imagine how infuriating the actions of a few tarts smearing your prospects can be, but I like to make an effort to keep positive and I feel like something will give eventually to people stuck in that mindset. I don't want to believe businesses can be successful when their hiring policy is whoever gives the meanest blowjob. Also the fuck is with all those older creepy guys hunting for young poon, do they put viagra in the water or what?
 

Buer

The God of Tits and Wine
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Whats her tiktok? She sounds like a trainwreck lol.
True but companies may not want to hire you if you don't have at least a Bsc in the area or a similar area.
I know of a guy with a history degree who got hired as a dev ops because he showed a lot of motivation and he was self taught. Can happen for sure. This is a whole different case though.

It's definetly infuriating. When a thot like this shows up and she is fucking the boss, and the boss is an incel who cant get any and the thot wants him to get rid of other women, whose side is he going to take? The thot's.
If you ever have a boss like that it's probably for the best that you got fired anyway because they probably really suck as a boss. The thot though, her success entirely depends on the man she's fucking. I really doubt he taught her anything useful that she can use when she's no longer with him and if they break up on bad terms than she could be harassed or blacklisted or worse. It's kinda ironic that a lot of these thots claim to be feminists/independent women when they rely more on men than your average house wife.
Whenever I watch one of these tiktoks of barely legal zoomers bragging about being prostitutes, I wonder what their parents think.
Either supportive or disappointed. Kind of a shame that some of these women are actually pretty attractive and then they do stuff like this. I feel bad for the zoomer girls a little that bought into all the shit sugar babies say but I feel more sorry for zoomer boys who are going to end up potentially dating/marrying them. You know these girls are going to lie their ass off about that. They can't even admit to themselves that it's sex work.
 

KifflomKween

Ay up mi cow
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The thot though, her success entirely depends on the man she's fucking. I really doubt he taught her anything useful that she can use when she's no longer with him and if they break up on bad terms than she could be harassed or blacklisted or worse. It's kinda ironic that a lot of these thots claim to be feminists/independent women when they rely more on men than your average house wife.
At least housewives can rely on their kids and families to intercede for them. Historically, even in islamic shithole countries, if shit gets too bad they can often return to their families. They also have their communities in many cases.
Hoes don't have anyone and ostracize anyone who could be a good presence in their lives. The only time it would compensate to be a hoe is 1) the men around you are too abusive, controlling and poor, 2) you are fucking a lot of guys so you arent dependent on one, 3) you live in a society where you aren't allowed to educate yourself or compete with men in the workplace.

None of this is the case for these 1st world sugar babies. They are just lazy and trashy.

She is using SugarDaddy.com. I'm going to try that one too.
She's right about these guys being so "nice and friendly" you sort of feel bad for fooling them.
 

Lapis Lazuli

Definitely from Steven Universe.
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Also, separate post, but I found this person through the sugarbaby hashtag and while I'm going to post most of her shit in the Internet Witches thread, this one belongs here:
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"It has also been used to abuse and control people for centuries... ✨like the church✨"

Ah yes, what an adept comparison. Let's forget about the STDs, human trafficking, and abuse women go through in these types of industries because some women like to whore themselves out. I wonder how much I've heard of the "catholic church diddle little kids haha" argument made by leftists, and how much of them actually give a shit about said kids apart from using them as a argument for whenever someone mentions that their lifestyle isn't all sunshine and rainbows... 🤔

I guess their opinions don't matter unless it's completely positive... which, judging by this women crying about how she can't get a real job and how her medications (most likely anti depressants) cost her soooooo much money, she isn't exactly the happiest about being a e-thot, either.

It's odd how she argues that her content isn't for children, yet she proceeds to say that she's educating people, and that they'll end up watching it regardless...? So you're proving the "bigot" right?
 

Aaa0aaa0

internet sticker enthusiast
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Another dump:
Jesus christ, glitter woman scares me. Her proportions are really off.
Makes me MOTI.
I feel you. This is a strange subset of girls attracting a strange subset of men. It's worrying, but the numbers are smaller than we think.
I'm back because I discovered #accountantsoftiktok is a hashtag for "sex workers".
ONE OF THEM IS BRAGGING ABOUT 1 DOLLAR BILLS
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ME AT MY FUCKIING DRUG STORE JOB CAN GLOAT ABOUT THE WASHINGTONS WHAT IS SHE DOING :story:
Rate me MOTI but I fucking hate these types so much, abusing their power and making a mockery of education.
Can't rate you mad for this. Men like this are scum.
I really doubt he taught her anything useful that she can use when she's no longer with him and if they break up on bad terms than she could be harassed or blacklisted or worse. It's kinda ironic that a lot of these thots claim to be feminists/independent women when they rely more on men than your average house wife.
It makes me wonder how many of these girls are savvy enough to take skills they learned at this grift and apply them at future jobs or grifts. Some are smart enough but I'm sure enough are crusin' until they wash up and realize they have no job skills.

Housewives have my kudos & respect as a profession: it takes a lot to run a house and find someone you love enough to do it with/for. Most housewives have hobbies that don't include spending more money on gucchi bags and grifting too, usually its with children, community, or practical things like hiking and gardening.

Hope this thread gets out of PG soon btw :heart-full:
 

NoReturn

CEO Wash & Smash llc.
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Get a load of this creep.
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Love that "Separated" instead of "Divorced" (meaning: "Oh I'm totally gonna leave my wife for the right girl, we don't even sleep together anymore, I will totally divorce her someday.") and that "Prefer not to say" on whether he has children.

I also like it how he covers part of his face. I'm not sure how much college profs get paid in the UK but he looks like is paid above average according to Google. Prestigious university?

Rate me MOTI but I fucking hate these types so much, abusing their power and making a mockery of education.
Of course he's British. Look at those teeth. Dude looks like a damn rabbit.
Whats her tiktok? She sounds like a trainwreck lol.
@gabygabss. Her most recent videos are on boric acid suppositories and how she found a hairball in her vulva.
 

KifflomKween

Ay up mi cow
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lol at the mirrored text



Bullshit degrees in women's studies and whatnot don't count, Stacy. We know how you got your business off the ground.
 

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