Suing the Strata - Harassment by WGKitty on kiwifarms

[Breaker of Swains]

There's two units for sale right now if any of you are looking to be Yaniv's newest neighbour. Also, , these are tiny units. I mean given that they're out in Walnut Grove and not Yaletown or something, 500 sq feet is tiny.
Units for Sale at the Hawthorne (archive)

Now THERE's a challenge for an actual marketing genius (i.e. NOT JY):

"Spacious condo in an attractive neighbourhood. Newly renovated (2020).

Some TLC required ... do not. I REPEAT: NOT take this one literally as far as the batshit insane pedo two doors down is concerned".

How DOES one sell something like "Congrats! JY is your new friendly neighbourhood menace", though?

 

[Scary]

Now THERE's a challenge for an actual marketing genius (i.e. NOT JY):

"Spacious condo in an attractive neighbourhood. Newly renovated (2020).

Some TLC required ... do not. I REPEAT: NOT take this one literally as far as the batshit insane pedo two doors down is concerned".

How DOES one sell something like "Congrats! JY is your new friendly neighbourhood menace", though?

Helping the resident pedophile fly off the balcony is part of the TLC.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Sorry, I'll get it as soon as I am done turning down the front enterphone.

Can you guys shut up? You’re interrupting the loud domestic I’m trying to have just down the hall from Jon.

 

[Scary]

Can you guys shut up? You’re interrupting the loud domestic I’m trying to have just down the hall from Jon.

Have fun, I have some gang tag graffiti to spray-paint.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Have fun, I have some gang tag graffiti to spray-paint.

Oh hey, Wesley Grisham, you’re home! Can you please come help me fix the blinds on my balcony? They are coming loose.

 

[Scary]

Oh hey, Wesley Grisham, you’re home! Can you please come help me fix the blinds on my balcony? They are coming loose.

Right after I finish sacrificing Yaniv to Odin.

 

[Turbocuck]

Now THERE's a challenge for an actual marketing genius (i.e. NOT JY):

"Spacious condo in an attractive neighbourhood. Newly renovated (2020).

Some TLC required ... do not. I REPEAT: NOT take this one literally as far as the batshit insane pedo two doors down is concerned".

How DOES one sell something like "Congrats! JY is your new friendly neighbourhood menace", though?

the whole building is probably haunted by the ghost of Johnny's dick

 

[The Un-Clit]

Right after I finish sacrificing Yaniv to Odin.

Oooh! Oooh!! Are you gonna give him the Blood Eagle? PLEEEESE the blood eagle!! The Allfather will be pleased, especially if his lungs tear off trying to support his body weight!

 

[artilleryfroth]

Oooh! Oooh!! Are you gonna give him the Blood Eagle? PLEEEESE the blood eagle!! The Allfather will be pleased, especially if his lungs tear off trying to support his body weight!

Look, as long as you stop yelling in the hallways and doing human sacrifices in the common areas, then FINE.

 

[Scary]

Oooh! Oooh!! Are you gonna give him the Blood Eagle? PLEEEESE the blood eagle!! The Allfather will be pleased, especially if his lungs tear off trying to support his body weight!

I'm getting the knife as we speak.

 

[Plague Flea]

If any blood is being spilt, can you make sure it’s in parking space 94 please. Bob has the bleach ready.

 

[Just Another Anon]

If any blood is being spilt, can you make sure it’s in parking space 94 please. Bob has the bleach ready.

Just remember, no bloody tampons in the elevator please. Stata certainly doesn't like that.

 

[Ridin' On My Scootypuff]

How DOES one sell something like "Congrats! JY is your new friendly neighbourhood menace", though?

you'll never run out of tampons

 

[ILovePudding]

Minor detail, but: can we please all take a moment to appreciate JY referring to himself as "notorious" in his latest lolsuit?

He's the Notorious P.I.G.

 

[Unpleasantness]

He's the Notorious P.I.G.

"Piggy piggy piggy piggy, why'd you bleed?"

 

[ogmudbone]

"Piggy piggy piggy piggy, why'd you bleed?"

As entertaining as it is that i helped cause this shit storm of trolling, we may need to make a thread for this or stop before we piss someone off .

 

[artilleryfroth]

As entertaining as it is that i helped cause this shit storm of trolling, we may need to make a thread for this or stop before we piss someone off .

A thread just for us who live in the Hawthorne building??

 

[BallBuster]

Do we know what unit Yaniv is in?

237
(This is a reference to something that is just too perfect not to make. Let's see who figures it out).

At this point in his tenure in that building, I can't see anything ever going his way again to the point of him being forced to move soon.

 

[artilleryfroth]

Oooh! Oooh!! Are you gonna give him the Blood Eagle? PLEEEESE the blood eagle!! The Allfather will be pleased, especially if his lungs tear off trying to support his body weight!

Wendy Goss! Thank God you are home! I’m trying to move, but I keep having to yell and scream at the people helping me.

They aren’t the cleanest you know.

 

[FallicoFolle]

237
(This is a reference to something that is just too perfect not to make. Let's see who figures it out).

At this point in his tenure in that building, I can't see anything ever going his way again to the point of him being forced to move soon.