Suing the Township of Langley, City of Vancouver, RCMP, and BC Attorney General - 3/23 Added parties to original TOL lolsuit.

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tl;dr? I read it so you don't have to. The summary:

Being arrested

* Cells aren't nice
* They refused to give me controlled drugs on demand
* I am hearing impaired and couldn't hear what the jail guard was saying. He refused to get an actual policeman (who I would have been able to hear, as their hats make them 25% louder)

Texts to 911

* When I phone 911, I can't hear what the operator is saying (apart from when they tell me to call the non-emergency number, which I can hear just fine, apparently)
* Just because I have called many, many times and made complaints without using the text service, they accuse me of not being deaf.
* They threatened to stop taking reports from me because I requested to use the text service (and absolutely not because of the vast number of prior false reports I've filed)

RCMP Reports Desk

* Despite my ladylike voice and demeanour, some staff assumed I was a man when interacting with me, then were rude to me, just because I was rude to them!
* When I called multiple times to report online threats, they threatened to arrest me for mischief. What kind of society have we become when someone can get away with BEING MEAN TO ME ON THE INTERNET and not get arrested for it?
* They refused to recognize that, as the victim, I have complete control of what they should be doing about my case and actually refused to do what I wanted!
* The policing manager claimed I contacted employees outside of work. This is completely false - I merely published their personal information online so others could contact them.
* Officers insisted I come in to the station to report things. My many disabilities make such travel impossible, unless the station happens to be on the way to the Olive Garden.

Stun guns

* I told the police I had stun guns. They didn't arrest me for 8 months, so it's their fault, also, I should be exempt because DISCRIMINATIONS!
* The officers detained me, cuffed me and took me to the station, ignoring my requests for a sedan chair and foot massage
* When I said I needed an ambulance, they didn't immediately do what I wanted, except they did but it took AGES!
* A female officer refused to frisk my lady penis, despite the law clearly saying she should be forced to.

Donalid Smith

* Officers continue to do nothing about Donald Smith despite the fact I REALLY REALLY DON'T LIKE HIM!!
 

Cynically Insane

They must have taken my marbles away
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Changes the complaint with pink pen, lol. Retard.

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pr3nt177

I don’t know where it went,it’s not there any more
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Changes the complaint with pink pen, lol. Retard.

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yaniv appeals to no one.

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He was in the cell for 2 hrs 37 mins according to the police...only after that cell door banged shut did his diabetes become a problem. smh.

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Hmmm who to believe, jonathan gill yaniv aka jessica yaniv aka jessica serenity yaniv or the police?
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5 mins of pleading and begging...
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More juice?
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Hey, at least he got the arrest date correct this time around.
 
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BluntyBitch

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"I asked them repeatedly to open the cell so I can efficiently communicate, they refused. Eventually a staff Sargeant came, about 2hrs after and opened it up so I could communicate with him"

Yep said every prisoner ever that tried to talk their way out of a cell.

as it should be - a Sargeant has more training (and weapons? IDK how cuckanistan runs jails) and if a prisoner is let out it should only be with a higher up in aithority for safety anyways right? Especially for bigger dudes like jonathan? Did jonathan yaniv forget he was a fucking prisoner?

of course not but the thought of him whining his narc ass off to try to get out of the cell just warms my ❤️
 

Short Stack

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He's in fucking jail
"I want my juicey...I want my comfy pillow...I want my banky"
Every inmate should try that.
Can you imagine him even doing 3 days?
I don't know about leafland, most jails in the states don't put up with malingerers & fakers, see the nurse (or the nurse sees them) & they're shot down.
Even suicide claims would only result in the rubber room...naked....That would be interesting
"If you put me in the rubber room to keep me from killing myself I'll double kill myself"
 

Bowl of Ramen

Oodles of Noodles
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Two shades of pink pens no less; I’m still fascinated by his tardscrawl. We know Jon is speshul, but if you take his ramblings and put it to paper in his own handwriting, it’d look like the rants of a madman in prison. I will never NOT get over the bizarre, cartoonish random capitalizations and lower cases.
 

Patricia Highsmith

Getting away with murder.
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Two shades of pink pens no less; I’m still fascinated by his tardscrawl. We know Jon is speshul, but if you take his ramblings and put it to paper in his own handwriting, it’d look like the rants of a madman in prison. I will never NOT get over the bizarre, cartoonish random capitalizations and lower cases.
There exists a Rubbish Bin font.
Waiting now for Tardscrawl font.
 

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Short Stack

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I am no lawyer but this is absolutely incoherent. I don't think he knows what these words mean legally. My god, this is sovcit levels of legal skills.

But considering his threat to file leins againt people, a common sovcit tactic, I am not surprised at this.
What a shit show if he added sovcit to his transshield?
"I don't need a license office I'm a Trans-canadain, your laws don't apply to me. I am going to sue you for $100,000" (common US amount)
AND He could become a Moorish citizen too..... El Bey Simpson..
jeseus christ....Please read this jon jon, you still have other recourse's, I'll pay for your funny red hat
 

like_shutup_&_drive_scoob

If I see one more LEAF I'm gettin' a rake
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Weeb Slinger

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Jonny is definitely damaged at a quantum level.
A horrifying thought occurs; the stuff of dystopian sci-fi nightmares: What if one were to somehow become entangled with Yaniv on a quantum level, perhaps following one of his lumbering rhino charges, in which he openly brandishes the cane that he needs to walk with, until he doesn't.

In the aftermath, Yaniv and yourself would effectively be married under the hard objective eyes of science. If this proud, Native American, Jewish woman - 'Dances with Donald' - were to be dispatched by restraining order to the opposite ends of the universe, a dispassionate researcher, or WGkitty, would be able to make accurate predictions regarding Yaniv's state simply by observing your own. Furthermore, physical changes in Yaniv's gender fluidity (which at present resembles a foetid tide of unidentifiable slime creeping down the wall of a crime scene) would invariably result in changes to your own physical state.

In short, it would be a living hell from which there would be no obvious escape; one that would make Bruce Banner's dalliance with gamma rays and cuckoldry seem benign.

Realistically what could you do? Wait until no-one was looking and then step into the Large Hadron collider, hoping that the mass bombardment of strange particles might somehow set matters right? Throw yourself on the mercy of pop-physicist, Brian Cox, so that he can smirk at you while he describes the heat death of the universe and why all your hopes and dreams mean nothing?

The threat posed by Yaniv is usually characterised as sexual or vexatious. I would argue that the real threat is subatomic (ironic I know for such a large creature) and reason enough to loosen the legal restrictions on the research of anti-matter.
 

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