Summarize the Lolcow Above You in Exactly 10 Words -

[chimpburgers]

I'll start off with an example of what I mean. You can be as creative as you want as long as it's 10 words exactly.

The Fit Vegan Ginger

Crazy girl is eating herself to death with a shit diet.

Your turn.

Pixyteri

 

[Wildchild]

I am not a lolcow, and I am not halal.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Sock of autisticdragonkin for when he wants to be nice

 

[AnOminous]

I'll start off with an example of what I mean. You can be as creative as you want as long as it's 10 words exactly.

The Fit Vegan Ginger

Crazy girl is eating herself to death with a shit diet.

Your turn.

Pixyteri

Pixy's fat and I would not have sex with her.

Nick Bate.

 

[Overchek]

Pixy's fat and I would not have sex with her.

Nick Bate.

Poop fetishist who molested his cousin, now rotting in jail.

 

[The 25th Cyberman]

Someone who doesn't know how to play this forum game.

StrikerWolf1.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Epic weening victim who had one of the worst threads
@Null's Personal Cumslut

 

[nad7155]

10 words exactly.

That's pretty autistic.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

He has an autistic name but he isn't autistic himself
@Null

 

[chimpburgers]

Prefers /cow/ over this place but can't fit in unfortunately.

Moleman

 

[c-no]

He sees anyone disagreeing with him as cyber-bullies and trolls.

ADF

 

[AnOminous]

He sees anyone disagreeing with him as cyber-bullies and trolls.

ADF

An autistic potato who died with his nads completely intact.

Colby Klaus.

 

[chimpburgers]

A sad pathetic man who sucks on Gamergate's teats plenty.

Homer Beoulve

 

[c-no]

Former Kiwi that spergs on Twitter about feminist and vidya.

Connor

 

[AnOminous]

Former Kiwi that spergs on Twitter about feminist and vidya.

Connor

Jerks it to Molly Ringwald when not chimping about Null.

MylarBalloonFan.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Likes mylar balloons, Bratz, and outdated tech. Hates latex balloons.

John Walker Flynt Brianna Wu you know what, I'm going with John Walker Flynt.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Cannot decide its gender. Is a prick and Dobson magnet.

James Terry Mitchell Jr

 

[女鬼]

Autistic paedo, deserves to be raped and murdered in prison.

Hayden Black.

 

[The 25th Cyberman]

Talentless comedian who scams people to fund a "progressive" show.

Jenny McDermott.