Super Bowl 2021: Aryan Ubermensch Brady verus Mutt Mulatto Mahomes - How Many Globohomo Commercials Can You Stand?

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Anybody got any good stream links?

nflbite.com
The old NFL reddit streams subreddit, basically.

https://nflbite.com/game/tampa-bay-buccaneers-vs-kansas-city-chiefs-live-stream-2/

https://ustvgo.tv/cbs-live-streaming-free/
CBS is one of the channels you don't need their gay VPN to watch.

edit: unfortunately both don't play well with adblockers. Seems okay with firefox and ublock ghostery.

 

[Turd Cow]

I was only half listening, did that M&M commercial have the line “sorry for mansplaining”?

Yes, it did

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

During dinner mom joked about Mahome's surname. Replace a couple of letters and you get "mohon" basically shit.

 

[The Last Stand]

I cannot wait to NOT watch it. I am STILL disappointed from the last Super Bowl.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Touchdown Bucs!

 

[Meat Target]

That's VBERMVTTSCH to you, OP!

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

I just want to watch sports.

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COVER-ALL!

Also there should be a space for "slow cover of an uptempo oldies song, for feels."

#WHEREISSHONUFF

#NOTMYLASTDRAGON

 

[albert chan]

CBS Journalist played Madden 21 and predicted Bucs will win

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

We got this niggers

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

That BudLite commercial was pretty cool. All these years I've Berenstained Bears thinking the WHASSUP guys were BudLite. Nope. They were Bud.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

That BudLite commercial was pretty cool. All these years I've Berenstained Bears thinking the WHASSUP guys were BudLite. Nope. They were Bud.

NGL I loved the retuen of the "Yesssss I am" guy. One of my fav commercials and it's a bit forgotten.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

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CBS Journalist played Madden 21 and predicted Bucs will win

Wasn't that game so buggy it was literally unplayable?

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Amy Schumer advertising mayo.

Truly she has found her calling.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

Wasn't that game so buggy it was literally unplayable?

You just described every Madden game ever.

 

[albert chan]

Wasn't that game so buggy it was literally unplayable?

Yes.

Amy Schumer advertising mayo.

Truly she has found her calling.

and I just saw Beavis and Butt-head in a Paramount+ streaming ad. I thought I was hearing things and thinking that this was 2011 again.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Mixed races mongers on the run

 

[thyme's up]

Oh yay another game where the refs help Brady.

 

[Prester John]

Pass Interference Bowl

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Oh yay another game where the refs help Brady.

Die mad nigger

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Oh yay another game where the refs help Brady.

Except for the PI on # 13 (Evans?) I think all the rest have been legit.

At halftime:

I thought Brady was the better QB. (Seems like I got that right.)

I thought KC was the better team top to bottom. (Nope, at least so far.)

I thought Reid was the better coach. Especially when it comes to making gametime adjustments. (Oh, boy. Eagles fans are laughing at me, somewhere.)

In sum, glad I don't bet.