Super Bowl 2021: Aryan Ubermensch Brady verus Mutt Mulatto Mahomes - How Many Globohomo Commercials Can You Stand?

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Aww fuck, I don't have a Pepsi to scan to enjoy the halftime show.

Better kill myself.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

It was good to see Andy Reid still fucking up clock decisions at the end of the half.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

WHITE BRADY PRIDE WORLIDE. GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

 

[DonDaLemon]

WHITE BRADY PRIDE WORLIDE. GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW

Brady is a faggot who kisses his sons on the mouth

 

[Prester John]

GOAT

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Michelob Ultra Organic Seltzer sounds like something a scifi movie from the 80s or 90s about the near future would make up to show how gay 2021 will be.

 

[Prester John]

There are posters on this forum who never knew a time when Tom Brady wasn't playing.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

ffs a cowboy from NJ.

 

[Prester John]

On the bright side, at least Tony Romo gets to participate in a Super Bowl.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

I kinda dislike the networks’ policies of not showing the random person running around the field whenever it happens but at least phones will ensure we have video shortly

 

[Meat Target]

That's VBERMVTTSCH to you, OP!
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Well, sheeeeeiiiiiit.....

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

We win! Heil white pride Heil victory! All faggots And niggers hang

 

[ForgedBlades]

>Kansass Shitty Queefs

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Florida continues kicking the rest of the states’ asses.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

We win! Heil white pride Heil victory! All faggots And niggers hang

Well I'll be dammed, the coach is named Bruce Aryans...

 

[Reporterward]

First season I’ve never watched an NFL football game. And I’ve not watched a minute of professional or college sports in over a year.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I just hope Brady wins so everyone who hates him has a fucking meltdown. I can't name ten football teams but the absolute batshit reactions some people have to Brady is really entertaining.

A lot of that has to stem from good old fashioned envy, right? He is living the dream of every "dude", a sports champion and married to a Victoria's Secret model, lol.

That BudLite commercial was pretty cool. All these years I've Berenstained Bears thinking the WHASSUP guys were BudLite. Nope. They were Bud.

That was the only commercial I really liked, the rest of them were mostly awful like most Super Bowl commercials these days, gone is the fun vibe I remember in the 2000s, replaced by cloying and cringey.

Remember a decade ago when they had that Groupon ad actually making fun of cloying social justice PSAs? Things sure have changed a lot over the last decade.

And no good movie trailers either, I still vividly remember how exciting it was to see the debut of the Pirates of The Caribbean movie 15 years ago.

At least I enjoyed the Halftime show this year.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Agreed w/your post, but you lost me here...

At least I enjoyed the Halftime show this year.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Agreed w/your post, but you lost me here...

By the low standards of modern Halftime shows it was decent, but nothing like The Rolling Stones in 2006 or Prince in 2007.

 

[Vlinny-kun]

I took a nap and slept through the entire thing, lol.

Sportsball is kinda boring tbh.