Super Bowl 2021: Aryan Ubermensch Brady verus Mutt Mulatto Mahomes - How Many Globohomo Commercials Can You Stand?

[Dom Cruise]

I took a nap and slept through the entire thing, lol.

Sportsball is kinda boring tbh.

It really is, I found myself often finding it hard to focus on the actual game and kept checking my phone.

For something as big of a deal as it is, sportsball is surprisingly boring, this is really the world's number 1 entertainment?

 

[Vlinny-kun]

It really is, I found myself often finding it hard to focus on the actual game and kept checking my phone.

For something as big of a deal as it is, sportsball is surprisingly boring, this is really the world's number 1 entertainment?

Might as well through huge parties over chess matches. At least that's a game I halfway understand.

 

[Dom Cruise]

I only got into the habit of watching the Superbowl as a kid because I wanted to see the movie trailers and these days I stick with it purely out of habit, because I've done it long enough that it superstitiously feels like it'd be bad luck to break my almost 20 years long streak.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

This just in: Niggers still mad

https://www.foxnews.com/sports/chiefs-tyrann-mathieu-deleted-tweet-tom-brady

 

[Smug Chuckler]

By the low standards of modern Halftime shows it was decent, but nothing like The Rolling Stones in 2006 or Prince in 2007.

No love for 2004?!?

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

How can one man be so based?

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I would've watched if Seth Rogen burst out toothless and disheveled Margot Kidder style flinging his own shit, screaming.
I'm sure it will happen this year.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

How can he keep getting away with it?!

 

[soy_king]

My housemates started watching the Superbowl and got so bored in the first fifteen minutes that we ended up watching Monty Python's The Meaning of Life instead. Overall a better way of spending our time than watching the Superbowl.

Anyways, back to the sports bowl. On the one hand, I like that Tom Brady essentially used his pre-retirement years to bring a completely garbage team to victory just because he could. On the other hand, my New York bias prevents me from actually supporting anything Pats-related. It would've been much funnier if Brady had gone to the Bills instead and got them their ring, but this is pretty funny too.

 

[Prester John]

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How can one man be so based?

He was great in Starship Troopers.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

I didn't even know today was the Super Bowl, until I noticed a bunch of loud dipshits in my apartment complex and heard people loudly screaming for no reason. I put two and two together and realized they were normalfags celebrating the sportsball event that I don't give a rat's ass about.

Sad
I didn’t give a shit about Super Bowl, but I went to a party with a bunch of rednecks who showed off their AR-15s and talked about building guns.