Super Bowl 2021: Aryan Ubermensch Brady verus Mutt Mulatto Mahomes - How Many Globohomo Commercials Can You Stand?

Dom Cruise

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I took a nap and slept through the entire thing, lol.

Sportsball is kinda boring tbh.
It really is, I found myself often finding it hard to focus on the actual game and kept checking my phone.

For something as big of a deal as it is, sportsball is surprisingly boring, this is really the world's number 1 entertainment?
 

Vlinny-kun

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It really is, I found myself often finding it hard to focus on the actual game and kept checking my phone.

For something as big of a deal as it is, sportsball is surprisingly boring, this is really the world's number 1 entertainment?
Might as well through huge parties over chess matches. At least that's a game I halfway understand.
 

Dom Cruise

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I only got into the habit of watching the Superbowl as a kid because I wanted to see the movie trailers and these days I stick with it purely out of habit, because I've done it long enough that it superstitiously feels like it'd be bad luck to break my almost 20 years long streak.
 

Smug Chuckler

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By the low standards of modern Halftime shows it was decent, but nothing like The Rolling Stones in 2006 or Prince in 2007.

No love for 2004?!?

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soy_king

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My housemates started watching the Superbowl and got so bored in the first fifteen minutes that we ended up watching Monty Python's The Meaning of Life instead. Overall a better way of spending our time than watching the Superbowl.

Anyways, back to the sports bowl. On the one hand, I like that Tom Brady essentially used his pre-retirement years to bring a completely garbage team to victory just because he could. On the other hand, my New York bias prevents me from actually supporting anything Pats-related. It would've been much funnier if Brady had gone to the Bills instead and got them their ring, but this is pretty funny too.
 
I didn't even know today was the Super Bowl, until I noticed a bunch of loud dipshits in my apartment complex and heard people loudly screaming for no reason. I put two and two together and realized they were normalfags celebrating the sportsball event that I don't give a rat's ass about.
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I didn’t give a shit about Super Bowl, but I went to a party with a bunch of rednecks who showed off their AR-15s and talked about building guns.
 

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